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Drew Hastings
Stand-Up / Veterans/Legends
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Male
103 years old
HILLSBORO & Los Angeles, OHIO
United States



Last Login: 11/21/2009
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   Drew Hastings's Comedian Bio
BioHe’s intelligent. edgy. Politically incorrect. And he’s funny. Very funny.Classic standup mixed with stories, anecdotes, and material from hisnext one man show - that’s what you can expect on his 2009 Tour.He’s one of the only comics to get a standing ovation on the Tonight Show with Leno.He’s done 5 TV pilots, for all the networks, including NBC, Fox, CBS, & HBO.Drew has written and performed 3 One Man shows in the last 6 years, including, "The Business of Living", "Commencement Speech", and "Life & Other Short Stories".He’s done every cable standup show worth mentioning.He has a huge and loyal following as a standup comedian. Watch for him near you!
Websitedrewhastings.com
InfluencesRichard Pryor, Nicotine, caffeine, books, the Midwest, and a lot of everyday people.
TV ShowsThe Tonight Show, Premium Blend, The World Stands Up (UK), Various sitcom guest starring roles, 5 television pilots
FilmsThe latest one was You Are Going To Prison. Directed by Bob Odenkirk and starring Dak Shepherd
AlbumsDrew’s One Hour Comedy Central Special, Irked and Miffed" is finished and out! One of the highest rated One Hour Specials this year!

    Drew Hastings's Interests
General Are you really interested in my interests? I mean really.
MusicCDBABY LINK for DREW HASTINGS: I Have No Fight With You People album cover
Movies
TelevisionIt's almost all drivel.
BooksA Confederacy of Dunces. The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen. Geek Love. The Magus. Sedaris. Fran Leibowitz. Anything on pre-Columbian archaeology. Short Stories by George Saunders. and a bunch more....
HeroesPeople that get people interested in reading.

     Drew Hastings's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:A farm in Ohio & sometimes Los Angeles.
Body type:6' 6" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:Comedian


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Irked & Miffed Promo
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Drew on Drugs - from the "Irked & Miffed" DVD
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Preview of upcoming One hour Special -excerpt:  Chainsaws
Preview of upcoming One hour Special -excerpt: Chainsaws rating
bob & tom comedy central special = full set
bob & tom comedy central special = full set rating
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   Drew Hastings's Blurbs
About me:

Drew Hastings: Irked and Miffed

Drew Hastings: Irked and Miffed

Watch what has been called " the most underrated Comedy Special this year...."

You can buy the DVD from: , Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Best Buy, and other fine online retailers not listed here.

You can buy the CD from: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Best Buy, and other fine retailers that the assistant is too lazy to look up at the moment.

The August, 2009 definition of me continues to be: standup comedian. Writer. Anecdotal storyteller. Farmer. I'm also a writer of essays and short stories though I am woefully behind on those. Which reminds me, I'm also my own worst enemy. My middle name should be Versus.

I was born in Casablanca, Morocco long ago, moved to Ohio at age 2 and grew up there. Lived in NYC and San Francisco in the 70's and went back to Ohio till I was 35, then moved to L.A. for 13 years. Most people think I've done standup since I was young. No. I started standup when I was about 32. Before that, I owned a number of small businesses, some of them rather shady.

In the 13 years I spent in Hollywood, I don't think I liked being there for more than maybe 3 weeks. What passes for intelligence in L.A. is stupefying. I accomplished a lot there. Not easy.

Last year, looking at my touring patterns, which are strongly Midwestern, and wanting to keep my integrity somewhat intact, I left L.A. to many peoples' surprise and bought a farm in Southern Ohio. A complete change from 48 years of urban living - "think Green Acres meets Fawlty Towers", as they would describe it in H'wood.

I have been in Love many times and hope to be once more. A few years ago, I coined a phrase, "I don't have the key to success, but I know how to pick the lock".

That's me, definitely. I am blunt. I am sloppy enough that I have a housekeeper. I am unorganized enough that I have an assistant. And I am masculine enough that I have a cat. Right now, m favorite movies are: Billy Elliott and Gran Torino. Some of my current favorite songs are by Kaya Project and Hoedown

My favorite women are always redheads, but life changes colors on you sometimes... And I love black licorice.

Quotes I like today: "When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people". -Abraham Hershel

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Doc Irene

Doc Irene



Oct 7 2009 1:41 PM

Thanks for the add!  And, while you may not think anyone cares about your "interests", folks actually are interested.  It gives people a way to identify with one another and to have something to relate to (even whether they love it or hate it!).  Just my unsolicited opinion!   Make it a great day!
Melissa

Melissa



Oct 7 2009 1:41 PM

Hey long time no see...how are cows doing....or did they end up steak dinner lol...
'The Dude'

'The Dude'



Sep 20 2009 6:48 AM

HEY DREW
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Vince

Vince



Sep 17 2009 2:42 AM

Funny has hell on Bob and Tom.
Duke Michaels

Duke Michaels



Aug 26 2009 1:25 PM

Welcome to “DM Country”, the official home of the "DM Tongue Twister". Here's a "DM" tongue tangling tambourine jangling double fisting mind twisting riddle to kick off your week and help you keep a grin above your chin all week long. Have a Tornado swirling Fly caught in a hurricane whirling Hope I make it out alive hurling Thank God I’ve landed back on my feet twirling Tuesday!!! If you want some real life laughs, some peek a boo bear fun, then stop by and visit my "DM Double Fisted Fast" blogs that I will be posting here in "DM Country" every day.

'The Dude'

'The Dude'



Aug 6 2009 3:26 AM

THANKS FOR THE ADD DREW. HUGE FAN!!

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Elizabeth

Elizabeth



Jul 29 2009 6:45 AM

DREW!! I miss you, I haven't seen you in forever! Obviously I don't work at the same place anymore so you'll have to let me know when you are around or the next time you are at Go Bananas. Hope all is well.

Love,
E
susan

susan



Jul 23 2009 5:09 AM

Thanks for the add...you were crackin me up this morning on Bob and Tom!! Thanks for the laughs too!!
Barry ANIMAL Wyatt

Barry Wyatt



Jul 23 2009 1:37 AM

Caught ya on BOB AND TOM this mornin'! HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GET SORE GOLFING???!!!
Mav

Scot Myrick



Jul 17 2009 7:07 PM

when are you going to play the Colony.. let us rednecks have something to laugh
Diane

Diane



Jul 14 2009 1:24 PM

Hey Drew!



I am thrilled to hear you are on the Bob & Tom BEST OF TODAY!! A whole hour! GREAT! :) I love your funniness:) You are soooo cute too!
Just a perspective to share!

Have an awesome day!

Love your way~

~Diane



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Vince

Vince



Jul 10 2009 5:35 PM

Saw this picture the other day and thought you might enjoy it.


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karen Y



Jul 7 2009 11:12 AM

WAAAAAAAH!!!Drew, dammit, you just caused my computer to melt down. You too damn HOT! specially when yer synapsis are firing!!!
Karen.

Karen.



Jul 7 2009 1:40 AM

Drew.....I hope you have a FANTASTIC 4TH OF JULY!!!!
The Amazing Mrs. Smith

Betsy Mae Smith



Jul 7 2009 1:39 AM

Drew, I cannot wait to see you this weekend at The Jukebox in Peoria!!! Will you have time for an autograph? : )
~Betsy
Denise

Denise



Jul 1 2009 8:01 AM

Thanks for allowing us to get our picture taken with you last night at Go Bananas. Very funny show, liked the new stuff.
Denise and Brandon
Clara Oleg

Clara Oleg



Jul 1 2009 8:01 AM

Hello. Nice to meet you ! All the best. Kiss.
Denise

Denise



Jun 29 2009 7:15 PM

We'll be there tonight at Go Bananas!!!!
Joe Vitale Jr.

Joe Vitale Jr.



May 26 2009 4:59 AM

Hey Drew Hope you are having a great weekend and Happy Memorial day! Take care!
Joe
Shannon

Shannon



May 8 2009 1:53 AM

Thanks for the add, Farmer Drew! Your misery makes everybody else feel better.
weez

weez



Apr 29 2009 3:57 AM

C YA TOMORROW NIGHT IN ELMIRA....CAN..T WAIT!!
Sonia

Sonia Garloch



Apr 29 2009 3:56 AM

Hey everyone! Let's Go to Prison airs on Comedy Central at 9:00 PM (eastern) on May 3rd. Let's watch for our man Drew as the role of "The Mule".
Jeff

Jeff Musacchio



Apr 1 2009 5:29 PM

Thanks for the add. Hope life down on the farm is treating you well. Have a great week.
ANGELO DOMINICK

angelo dominick



Apr 4 2009 5:07 PM

CHEERS FROM HUMBOLDT...THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP...HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK...GOOD TIMES AND LAUGHTER AS WELL..YOUR FRIEND...ANGELO
Joe Vitale Jr.

Joe Vitale Jr.



Apr 6 2009 9:20 PM

Hey Drew! Just wanted to say hey! Hope all is well and talk to you soon!
Ciao
Joe
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