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dr. forkbeard
ivar forkbeard

		Why drop the hammer, when the Axe works so much better!?!?!? Male 103 years old PORTLAND, OREGON United States Last Login: 12/7/2009
Mood: evil
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www.myspace.com/drforkbeard

dr. forkbeard's Interests

Music

Movies

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press my button and find out. You feelin froggy, son? Then just jump!"

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Television

Books

Heroes

dr. forkbeard's Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Not Sure
Hometown:	that would be funkytown, thankyou
Body type:	4' 1"
Ethnicity:	Other
Religion:	Other
Zodiac Sign:	Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:	Yes / Yes
Education:	College graduate
Occupation:	professional killer
Income:	$250,000 and Higher

dr. forkbeard is in your extended network. Posted at 5:36 PM Jan 2, 2008
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About me:

the name is forkbeard...ivar forkbeard. i like my martinis shaken, stirred and the size of a pitcher at least. i like whiskey chasers with those as well. if you are going to go, go big. anyway, i sling a mean drink, i sling a mean bass, i sling a mean blade, i sling a mean...well, you get the picture. you will find me any hour of the day or night doing just about whatever i can get my hands and head around. open to suggestions! Your results:
I am Iron Man

Iron Man		95%
Catwoman		85%
Green Lantern		75%
Spider-Man		65%
Superman		60%
The Flash		60%
Robin		57%
Batman		55%
Wonder Woman		52%
Hulk		45%
Supergirl		22%

Inventor. Businessman. Genius.

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Who I'd like to meet:

Poker Palace

Mobsters

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dr. forkbeard has 313 friends.

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debris

zero effect

JX ***SOS***

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Dr Theopolis	Dec 21 2009 7:20 PM This New Years, Dr. Theopolis would like to take the time to ensure that No Playa Be Left Behind. Help us ring in the New Year the way God intended: booze and dancing. Yours, OJ Pimpson.
ChrisSoS	Nov 7 2009 7:50 AM Happy b-day Fork you bad ass mother f*#cker of a bass player.
Mz. Conduct	Nov 7 2009 5:37 AM happy birthday!! xxoo!
SPENCE	Nov 6 2009 8:35 PM happy birthday. may your hookers n blow wishes come true!! y'know hook a piece of cake after you blow out the candles? what'd u think i meant?
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Jeannie	Jul 5 2009 5:53 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Dog World app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- .. Hey dr. forkbeard, I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
MOTORBREATH - The NW Premier Metallica Tribute	Jun 18 2009 12:19 PM JOIN US FOR OUR FIRST TIME IN VANCOUVER, WA! WE'LL BE AT THE ICEHOUSE THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, JUNE 19TH AND 20TH. IT WILL BE ONE OF ONLY TWO PORTLAND AREA DATES THIS SUMMER! THE ICEHOUSE 7804 NE HWY 99 VANCOUVER, WA 98665 SHOWTIME IS 8PM 21 AND OVER
Nick A.D.	May 20 2009 5:43 PM Red Wings shall repeat and LeBron prevails over the Nuggets! This is my decree! Have a great playoff season and if you couldn't care less, my apologies in advance!
The Meat Shop	Apr 29 2009 4:38 AM you phuckin phuck, where have you phucking been? I know where your dirty fingers (and thumb) have been all this time...Phucker. -Riley
Orange Collection	Apr 15 2009 3:26 AM O C UPDATE WE GOTS SWEET SHOWS AHEAD FOR THIS WEEKEND FRIDAY APRIL 17TH ~ this Friday~ DOERNBECKERS CHILDRENS HOSPITAL BENEFIT SHOW ALL-AGES Doors open @ 7pm $10 Columbia River High School. 800 NW 99th Street. Vancouver WA. 98665 SATURDAY APRIL 18TH ~this Saturday~ SATYRICON DOWNRITE WALNUT TRAVIS WILLIAMS AND THE LOVE STILL FIRE ALL – AGES Door open @ 8pm 125 NW 6th Ave Portland, OR 97209 (503) 227-0999 LETS GET IT ON ~OC
Separation of Sanity	Apr 5 2009 1:40 AM You are the man !! We loved your show last night ! Much love and respect !! Randy
Amber Renee	Mar 28 2009 11:39 AM hi long lost big brother! you still owe me lunch someday! loves! amber : )
Amber Renee	Mar 28 2009 11:39 AM hi long lost big brother! you still owe me lunch someday! loves! amber : )
DRUNK ON POWER	Mar 28 2009 3:16 AM wut up doc.how have you been?didnt know you were playing with debri,i dig those guys.check out some of my new stuff on the dop site.hope all is well.
Nick A.D.	Mar 21 2009 2:54 PM Make sure to rock your weekend right!
Nick A.D.	Mar 10 2009 3:00 AM A fine evening and super Tuesday to you, my friend!
Power Gild	Feb 13 2009 5:54 PM A Power Gild Valentine for you and your friends... Your friendship is appreciated!
JX *SOS*	Feb 13 2009 1:59 AM Sup Mother Scratcher?
Gl1tch [BLACK HAZE]	Jan 18 2009 11:36 PM we are playing next Feb. 14th @ Salem Stars for a festival they are doing and then we are playin Feb. 27th @ Mt. Tabor with some bad ass bands! We play a lot so probably shows in between but as far as now those are the only 2 booked besides our tour starting the end of March :)
Gl1tch [BLACK HAZE]	Jan 18 2009 7:24 PM congrats on getting in debris! I hope you guys kick ass!! I haven't seen you in way to long my friend!
Orange Collection	Jan 9 2009 8:15 AM Just Wanting to let you know that we will be playing the (All Ages) KUFO VIVA LA LUNA showcase Saturday Jan 17th @ the Hawthorne Theater. Hope to cya there OC
MAC	Jan 6 2009 7:16 AM hahahahaha!!
Scott Gallegos	Dec 24 2008 2:25 AM
Amber Renee	Nov 13 2008 10:08 AM god i havent seen you in soooooo long!!!! where are you? you dont take very good care of your little sister these days...
Orange Collection	Nov 11 2008 4:52 AM BRENT FEST -THIS IS A BENEFIT FOR OUR CLOSE FRIEND EMILY WHO IS FIGHTING CYSTIC FIBROSIS- WE REALLY NEED YOU GUYS ON THIS ONE TIME-DATE 7:30 SATURDAY NOV 29TH ALL AGES THE HAWTHORNE THEATER , PORTLAND OREGON $10 COVER (ALL PROCEEDS GO TOWARD EMILY’S FIGHT) BANDS THE COMMERCIAL UNDERGROUND LOVE TRUCKER ELEMENT 57 THE WANTEDS ORANGECOLLECTION MUCH LUV OC

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