sansing mayhaps, cartoons, reading, photography, dogs, writing, bitching and moaning, making an ass of myself, porn, music, comic books, stand up comedy, masturbating, going to the movies alone, long showers, vitamins, bruises, egyptology, ancient history, horror movies, destroying everything I touch.
Music
MGMT, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, Electric Light Orchestra, Astronautalis, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, godheadSilo, Grand Buffet, Octopus Project, Jim White, The Ting Tings, The Knux, Eagles of Death Metal, Clutch, Gogol Bordello, Death Cab for Cutie, Bee Gees, Weezer, White Stripes, Reverend Horton Heat, Shiny Toy Guns, Black Keys, Faith No More, A Perfect Circle, Daft Punk, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Primus, Black Keys, Asteroid Galaxy Tour, Simon and Garfunkle, Ladytron, Cat Stevens, The Beatles, Supertramp, Pink Floyd, Tool, Warren Zevon, bluegrass, ragtime, swing, blues. I used to love the 80s until work ruined it for me.
Movies
Evil Dead trilogy, Crumb, Brazil, Boogie Nights, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, No Country For Old Men, Frailty, Pan's Labrynth, Jacob's Ladder, Bubba Ho-Tep, Reservoir Dogs, Suicide Club, Searching For the One-Eyed Jesus, 28 Days Later, Night of the Living Dead, Mighty Wind, Nightmare Before Christmas, A Scanner Darkly, Borat, Thank You For Smoking, A Tale of Two Sisters, Dr. Strangelove, No Country for Old Men, original Manchurian Candidate, Sling Blade, Goodnight and Good Luck, Fargo, Green Mile, Kung Pow, Donnie Darko, Taxi Driver, 300, Coffee and Cigarettes, Young Frankenstein, Raising Arizona, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Shallow Grave, The Jerk, Silence of the Lambs, Ghost World, Best in Show, Black Christmas (original), Sin City, Man Bites Dog, Secretary, Psycho (original), True Romance, Trainspotting, The Groove Tube, Amelie, Dead Presidents, Leaving Las Vegas, Goodfellas, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Kiss the Girls, Capote, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Happiness, Brewster's Millions, She Devils On Wheels, Meet the Feebles, Wag the Dog, Napoleon Dynamite, Batman: The Dark Knight, There Will Be Blood, Dodgeball, Heroic Trio, Memento, The Incredible Shrinking Man, all Buster Keaton, Unbreakable, Pulp Fiction, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, The Quick and the Dead (Sam Raimi version), Tron, Pi, Requiem For A Dream, Traffic, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, Down By Law, Run Lola Run, Back to the Future, jackass, jackass 2, Legend of Drunken Master, Bad Santa, Winged Migration, Office Space, Willard (the Crispin Glover one), all Three Stooges with Curly before he had his stroke and a couple with Shemp, Hot Lips, Hollywood Ho House.
Television
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, cartoons, The Three Stooges, X-Files,those funny home video shows, Jackass, Nitro Circus, Man vs. Food. As you can tell, I don't watch a whole lot of up to date television.
Books
Everything by Hunter S. Thompson (except Generation of Swine-that one wasn't so great), If Chins Could Kill-Bruce Campbell, Junky-William S. Burroughs, The End of Faith-Sam Harris, No Country For Old Men-Cormac McCarthy, Catcher in the Rye-J.D. Salinger, Fast Food Nation-Eric Schlosser, Dante's Inferno, To Kill a Mockingbird-Harper Lee, lots and lots of Stephen King, Flowers For Algernon-Daniel Keyes, Fingerprint of the Gods-Graham Hitchcock, Daniel Clowes' Eightball comics, Robot Dreams, American Born Chinese.
Heroes
Dead:
Bill Hicks,
Hunter S. Thompson,
Caligula,
Pontius Pilate
Alive:
Larry David,
Bruce Campbell,
Peter North, Me
Vidalia Comprehensive High School
Vidalia, GA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Skipping with Chris
Clubs: none. I was a slacker/loser/pothead/thief
Joker's Novelties Savannah, Ga. US Vibrator salesman
Year and a half (I don't show initiative).
Benzo Less than 2 weeks to buy my birthday present, bitches! No, just buy me a couple of drinks and give me a kiss. unless you're a dude. I'll just take the Posted 15 hours ago view more
I smoke too much, drink whiskey, don't love Jesus and generally get on people's nerves. I am extremely immature, very flatulent and I tend to make bad situations much worse, not very pleasing to the eye and am almost always a complete nervous wreck. However, my intellect and above average, yet slightly obscene and cynical sense of humor is almost worth putting up with. Sometimes.
