About me:
I'm not here for love, romance or any other form of internet dalliance. Been there, done that. I'm simply here to allow my creative side to roam free. If you enjoy my prose, if you find that my writings amuse you... feel free to lavish me with thanks and praise. If you despise my wit, if you find my writings offend you...then you are certainly entitled to your opinion! Feel free to share that with me also. It isn't every day I can laugh and point my finger at someone. Ok, it is every day. But who's counting?
If you're looking to be my MySpace friend and have a generic profile without a photo, I applaud your originality and will reward you with denial. I don't collect MySpace friends like bobble head dolls. Nor do I take kindly to stalkers. Unless they are beanstalkers. Then we have something to talk about.
Biggest mistake you could make? Judge me by what others believe of me. No one knows me well enough to make that impression. When it comes to me, I never embellish my mediocrity. I know who I am...which also means I know who I'm not. I tell tales to make people laugh, not to make people believe I am something I'm not. The world has enough of those people in it creating their own drama without needing me to participate.
"Trust can take a lifetime to build and seconds to destroy." I reward honesty with honesty. Period. That being said, aren't you feeling all warm and fuzzy about me? Want to be my friend? Awww, come on. You know you want to.
Who I'd like to meet: All my MySpace friends... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hardly.
Oh, ok....Rhona Mitra or Kelly Monaco...but they would need to stand in line behind my future ex-wife, Sarah Shahi.
no new eyes, just a little juice, with a kick, an bam, reality..... but hey, everyone needs to lay back and have those deep thought with jack handy moments....RIGHT?
in a relationship, sometimes us ladies really want you to be Pinocchio, so we can sit on your face while you lie to me baby, lie to me!!! So, weather or not you have been in prison, is not the point!
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