I'm going to get him.Mood: determined
Posted at 6:03 AM Dec 17 view more

"I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat inside me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis".
- Zaphod Beeblebrox
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve".
- Bilbo Baggins
"And I say there's trouble when everything is fine. The need to destroy things creeps up on me every time".
-Absence of God by Rilo Kiley
"Another lesson to be learned, from a girl called kill."
- Blood, Sex and Booze by Green Day
"It’s not about music. It’s about what you look like."
— Vince Noir
Turn Ons: Cemeteries, art supplies, large noses, double murder/suicides, foreign accents, libraries.
Turn Offs: Poor grammar, ignorance, not being true to thine self, people who don't read, and when people use words they cannot define.
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And, of course:
I want to meet someone who understands me. Someone who will dress up in Steampunk attire with me, have rough sex with me in a graveyard, sing along with every Decemberists song with me and love that I listen to them 75% of the time. Someone to drink wine with on Saturday nights and read in bed with on Sundays. Someone who wont mind me watching the TV shows and movies I love, over and over, because he'll love them just as much. Someone who's a Dungeon Master. Someone who understands that I love going to new places but I hate traveling to them. Someone who will give me massages all the time because I have horrible posture. Someone who will understand I hate calling people I don't know and handle all the phone calls to businesses. Someone to wash the dishes after I cook and will put up with my eccentricities. Someone to go to museums with and who understands my art. Someone who will make me laugh until I pee my pants. Someone to understand my love of filthy bathrooms and toilets of the world, and will have sex with me in them, germs be damned. Oh, and someone who likes that I wear bicurious shoes. I'm not going to find him here, but I think I will in New York.
Comments
Nov 16 2009 5:39 AM
He is Tommy. No need to ID him, I've already done it...
Oct 23 2009 11:17 PM
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Oct 9 2009 3:23 AM
oh Ill actually be on campus from like 9 til 2 or 3 tomorrow (wednesday) if your gonna be there and want to hang out for a bit let me know. Im just gonna speak for a couple mins at the begining of each of leslie's classes.
Oct 3 2009 5:50 AM
hahah