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Dick Stanke's Blogosphere
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VIRTUAL DAYCARE FOR THE SUBVERSIVE INNER CHILD
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103 years old
Fontucky, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 11/24/2009
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Dick Stanke's Blogosphere's Interests
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| General | Advanced molecular biology and band. | | Music | I play the trombone, but I'm totally into disco, the Carpenters and anything Air Supply because I really love the classics! I prefer negro music when mom beats me with a broken car antenna. | | Movies | The Left Behind series and Home Alone 3. | | Television | I don't watch television. It rots the brain. | | Books | The Book of Mormon, of course! | | Heroes | Joseph Smith and Steve Young |
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*Blogaholics*Unanimous*, The Baby Eaters, cool kids group, La Familia Santa, Gentleman Of Leisure Volume One, SPECTRE, La Cima, Dan Henderson's Army
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Body type: | 5' 9" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Mormon | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Mormon, Student, Nerd | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
Everyone at school calls me a fag and a nerd, but mom says I'm smart and funny so that should count for something. I like to set buildings on fire and I have size 14 feet. I also enjoy celebrity cannibalism and Wal-Mart.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'd like to make some real connections here. At school, I'm an outcast, so I'm hoping people online will treat me with respect and not throw books at me like the jocks do when they're bored, or post on bearshare that video the cheerleaders took in the school showers. I really thought they were hot for me.
Please note that Dick is not currently accepting any invitations to subscribe to your blog. I currently have over 400 subscriptions and have a difficult time reading all of these. It's nothing personal, but I just can't accept any more at this time. I hope you understand.
WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY FRIEND REQUESTS?
I KILLED A CAT TODAY
SIZE 14 SHOES!
CAIN, NEGROES AND THE MARK OF GOD
MET MY DAD FOR 1ST TIME AT THE RESTSTOP RESTROOM
IN HONOR OF MLK DAY, I'M GETTING A NAPPY PERM!!!
MOM GOT STUCK IN A PORTA-POTTY...AGAIN
BANNED FROM BAR MITZVAHS @ TEMPLE BETH SHIKZAH
DONG, ZOG & LOT'S LONELY DAUGHTERS
MAKING WOODCHIPPER CHICKEN SLURRY @ $10 AN HOUR
THE ECSTASY OF SPECIAL NEEDS BABYSITTING
RAZORS, REDEMPTION & THE KEHANE CHAI KIDS CLUB
WHITE ARYAN LINEDANCING
NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR EMO ANGST
NIGHT TIME, RIGHT TIME, DICK TIME
OF MICE & MANILOW: COULD IT BE MAGIC?
MORMON MISSIONARY POSITION, PART I
MORMON MISSIONARY POSITION, PART II
HOMECOMING RACE RIOT, PART I
HOMECOMING RACE RIOT, PART II
47 QUESTIONS WITH DICK
WHIMSICAL WEEKEND AT WAL-MART
A DEATH IN VENICE BEACH
DEAR DICK: PART I
LAKE MORMONAKA: CALM BEFORE THE STORM (PART I)
LAKE MORMONAKA: GIFT FOR THE DARKNESS (PART II)
LAKE MORMONAKA: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN (PART III)
LETTERS FROM DICK: PART I
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