My interests are many. One is traveling. I went to Japan and loved it I could live there. I want to tour Europe and visit friends in Thailand. I know Thailand is not in Europe. Could you please send me money so I can do these things? I also have to work in a Snow boarding, Vegas and Miami trip every year. I love food and I mean all kinds of food. Also like movies, live music, snowboarding (I am awesome at falling). Sky diving (I am awesome at falling). Then there is scotch, vodka and Guinness. I also would like to learn how to kayak and fence. You never know when you need to sword fight in a river.
Music
If it is on the radio then I probably do not listen to it. It goes from German techno to psycobilly, and then some. I love listening to me, singing Irish drinking songs while in the shower...drinking. Some group names I remember; Flametrick Subs, Ghoultown, Suicidal Tendencies, Pizzicato 5, Cibo Matto, Gorillaz, Ministry, B Boys, 3rd Bass, (yes some are old) Lolitta 18, Reverend Horten Heat, Armand Van Helden,Jurassic 5, Shinohara Tomoe , Devo, Fat Boy Slim, No Kill I, CCR, Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Anthrax, SBD, ahhhh lot's of crap ,,,
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Movies
I like watching movies and then talking way too much about them afterwards. Here is a list of some of my favorites. Fight Club, Snatch, Best in Show, A mighty Wind, LOTR, Gummo, Hudson Hawk (Yes Hudson Hawk) 12 Monkeys, Amelie, Akira, Big Lebowski, Cowboy Bebop, Fargo, Brain Candy, Seven, Star Wars (well muted with me making up dialogue), In Like Flint, Our Man Flint, Office Space, Cannon Ball Run (that is what I am going to do once I have done it all), Kung Pow, The 5th Element, Spies Like us (I have the sound track, on LP), Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ghost in the Shell, Blues Brothers, 7 Samurai, City Hunter, Rodan, GoodBadUgly, Good Fellas, The Great Race, Gargoyles, Shrek, RAN, Leon The Professional (he is like me but skinnier), Signs, Galaxy Quest, Patton, 6th Sense, The Kung Fu Cult Master, Anything Godzilla, esp. vs. Megalon, The Hidden Fortress, Interview With The Vampire, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Road Warrior, Nothing but Trouble, Saving Private Ryan, The Dark Crystal, Shawshank Redemption, Brave Heart, Lost in Translation, Rushmore,Conan the Barbarian,Osama, Scary Movie 3,Old School, Badder Santa, Trekkies1 and 2, Kill Bill on DVD, Shaun of the Dead, Sideways, 40 yr old Virgin , V,
Television
I was raised by a television. Or was I razed by TV? First of all I do not care for reality shows. Can't say I care to much for plain old reality either. I will make this list shorter than my movies list. Black Adder, Kids in the Hall, family Guy. "I'm not drunk. I am just exhausted from being up all night drinking". The best show of all, Secret Agent Man, aka Danger Man. Is anyone else scared by the kids show Booh Bah?
You can also refer to me by my middle name Michael.
Or any of the 40 variant forms: Makai, Micael, Mical, Micha, Michaelangelo, Michail, Michal, Micheal, Michel, Michelangelo, Michele, Michiel, Mickey, Micky, Miguel, Mihail, Mihaly, Mikael, Mike, Mikel, Mikell, Mikey, Mikkel, Mikhail, Mikhalis, Mikhos, Mikkel, Miko, Mikol, Miky, Miquel, Mischa, Misha, Mitch, Mitchell, Mychael, Mychal, Mykal, Mykel and Mykell.
"Gott ist tot"
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This is me. Take it or leave it.
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Who I'd like to meet: That is easy. Be smart and be funny. More importantly think I am smart and funny. Try not to be
1)Be like your ancestors or be different. It doesn't matter.
2) Lay a million eggs or give birth to one.
3) Wear gaudy colors or avoid display. It's all the same.
4) The fittest shall survive yet the unfit may live.
5) We Must Repeat
Shinohara. Yes I like her, her music and her videos. Get off my back.
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DALER MEHNDI
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I want to see this performed live. Hell Yes Total Recall.
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(very loud back-fire!!!) "HOOTROCK boys are here!" (Georgia accent)
"We are gonna have ourselves a rock n roll party tonight!". I heard Paul Stanley say that once! Yup, it's gonna git crazy at Lola's Saloon (6th Street) in Fort Worth, TX coming up this Friday, October 9! Get your drinks on, and let's party like there's no tomorrow!
Back from Death Valley & beyond, JOHNNY HOOTROCK & The Jigglewatts are gonna rock yer socks off TONIGHT, Friday, August 28 at Lola's Saloon (6th Street) in Fort Worth, TX! Git you some!!! Yup, git there by 9PM, 'cause you really want to check out Sawed Off Sick!
