One Man Catastrophe
Drunk Punk
Drunk Punk I think therefore I am dangerous.

Male
29 years old
Montana
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
Mood: Holiday Hatin' Mood Image
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    One Man Catastrophe's Interests
GeneralLearning. Music. Drinking good whiskey (or bad). Making Absinthe and other liqueurs. Good food. Video games. Reading. Writing. Anime. Playing my bass. Creating music. Sleeping in my van on occasion. Hiking, biking, rock climbing, fishing, camping and all sorts of outdoorsy type stuff.

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MusicBands nobody should miss:


Trousermouth



Out The Lights



The Bloodclots



The Casketeers



Shrimp



Sleezus Fist



Nuclear Rabbit



What I listen to most:


Movies


TelevisionI do not watch regularly scheduled television programming and neither should you.


BooksHere is a list of authors that I hold in high regard:

Gordon R. Dickson, Anton Long, Kurt Vonnegut, Denis Diderot, George Carlin, John Ringo, Nakae Chomin, Douglas Adams, Carlton Mellick III, Tracy Hickman, Glen Cook, Margaret Weis, Andre Norton, Sara Douglass, Mercedes Lackey, J.R.R. Tolkien, Marquis de Sade, Elizabeth Hayden, Robert A. Heinlein, Eric Lerner, Edmund Cooper, William Shakespeare, Trevanian, David Wolverton, Alexandre Dumas, Dan Simmons, Kurt Saxon, George Orwell, Robin Hobb, Friedrich Nietzsche, Frank Herbert, Hunter S. Thompson.

HeroesI'm my own hero.

Groups: Anarchist CollectiveDRUNKS UNITEDAtheist and Agnostic Group, IIII HATE EMO!Drunks with a PurposeAnarchy PunkPunk Rockers­

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     One Man Catastrophe's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Dust Bunny Killer
Income:Less than $30,000

   One Man Catastrophe's Schools
Three Forks High School
Three Forks, MT
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: College Prep
Clubs: Alcoholics Anonymous
 

1998 to 1999
Logan Elm High School
Circleville, OH
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: College Prep
Clubs: After School Drug Addicts
 

1995 to 1998

   One Man Catastrophe's Networking
Music - Performance - Bass
4 strings down low.
Music - Performance - Vocals
Screaming, Growling and all the lyrics that go with it.
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
If I ever get off my ass.

   One Man Catastrophe's Companies
Montana State University
Bozeman, MT US
Mop Jockey

2004 - Present
Out The Lights
Bozeman, MT US
Bass Player / Screamer
Punk / Rock

2007 - 2008
J.C. auto
Bozeman, MT US
Bass Player / Backing Vocals
Rock / Punk

2006 - 2007
The Bastages
Bozeman, MT US
Bass Player / Vocals / Writer / Operator
Punk

2005 - Present



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   One Man Catastrophe's Blurbs
About me:

I wanted to find out "about me" so I found a mirror and looked into it. I saw a face attached to a head which was itself placed upon some shoulders. More than that I couldn't see because the mirror was only so high *points*.

Succeeding at life on accident.
I'm better than your favorite porn star and the dark fantasies you're too afraid to enact.
Scary incarnate. Purposefully blasphemous. Tactfully cruel. Caustically polite. Meaningfully fearless.
I'm sowing the seeds of doubt in your valley of blind faith and ignorance.
I'm perpetrating the catastrophic delinquency of your mind; and it feels good.

Fuck your heroes,
fuck your god,
and fuck your status quo.



     "I'm a professional bad example. You can learn a lot by watching me. Or listening to me. Either one."
-
Jubal Harshaw Stranger In A Strange Land; Robert A. Heinlein

     "Never let yourself think that there is anything correct or right about me."
-
D.P.

Who I'd like to meet:

Myself in 20 years (if my liver doesn't rot by then).
Kurt Vonnegut and John L. Sullivan, but they're dead so my chances are pretty slim.
Those that are behind the curtain, so that I may help them to die.

Disclaimer:

I added you because I saw something that caught my eye, and would like to know/see more. I enjoy meeting interesting and entertaining people.
I am not for the overly sensitive; I will offend you.
I will add your band, if I like what I hear.
I actually have a life outside of Myspace. So, if I don't get back with you right away, return your comment or otherwise pander to your ego, don't get all buttsore about it. I'll get around to it eventually, so quit your whining.
If you are deeply religious, a homophobe, a member of the PETA, vegan, someone who owns a Harley, someone who voted for Bush or someone who believes that people in a cave in the middle east carried out the 9/11 & 7/7 attacks, please leave now. Deny me, take me off your friends list, send me a nasty message, whatever, just get the fuck out of my face. I have no time for your ignorance.

Click here to goto my craptastic webpage that I almost never update.

You Know It.
FuckYou

is a Giant Blob that kidnaps Blonde Women, has Prehensile Eyes, is Radioactive, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Strength: 13 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 5



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat FuckYou, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights FuckYou using

Beat me up.
I am worth $2,592,084 on HumanForSale.com

FUCK EMO!



   What a bunch of weirdos...
The DrunkPunk has way too many people that put up with him.

Pasty

FuckFace

Tweeky McFix

FartHammer

Infowars

Old-thinker News

Zeitgeist

ATS Forums


Emily

James

Tracy

Ollie

JAA

Factor X

Eternal Enigma

T.S.O.L.

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 eternal enigma 


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 Sleezus Fist on hiatus... 


 TSOL 


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 αвяαχυs 2.0 





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Scottishsong

Thvia Song



Nov 5 2009 10:57 AM

Working nights can be a bummer.... but usually it's nice because it's quiet.  I'm sure you celebrated your birthday like only you can!  I'm just old now... I turned 40 last Friday, but if I do say so myself.... I look damn good for it!  Yay for being a Scorpio who ages well!
Scottishsong

Thvia Song



Nov 5 2009 6:37 AM

I hope you had a great birthday!  No doubt you're still out partying it up so have a drink for scottishsong!!!
JESSE

JESSE



Nov 2 2009 6:19 PM

I hope that you have a sic birthday...
vonda

vonda osborn



Oct 22 2009 4:26 PM

HHmmmm I'm not thinking my forehead but hey thx for the help! lol
vonda

vonda osborn



Oct 21 2009 10:24 PM

Me too! I have my next one picked out I just need to figure out where I want it!
politically incorrect

politically incorrect



Oct 14 2009 6:41 AM

hey what's up?
Mrs. Julius

Michelle Julius



Oct 13 2009 10:04 AM

so where do u guys go? does deneana travel with u? wish lance and i could? babies really nake u put ur life on hold for a while!
JESSE

JESSE



Sep 26 2009 3:47 PM

not a bad idea..lol
The Monster Tamer

The Monster Tamer



Sep 25 2009 10:33 AM

wow, just in time for winter :)
JESSE

JESSE



Sep 23 2009 3:16 PM

ya pretty much. how you doing?
eternal enigma

eternal enigma



Sep 16 2009 5:44 PM

Um, I was in FL... even farther from you than usual.  ;P
further than i'd like

further than i'd like



Sep 6 2009 5:45 AM

Sometimes, somethings. I'd ask how the backpacking went, but your not done yet.
Mike

Michael Shannon



Aug 31 2009 9:32 AM

Hey punk you still alive?
eternal enigma

eternal enigma



Aug 31 2009 2:25 AM

Ha ha, I have always wondered if cow tipping would be fun!  Wait a minute... there are cows here... ::devious grin::
JESSE

JESSE



Aug 25 2009 10:56 PM

i spell like i am drunk....uh...a long time 2 decompose and i will buy a vowel...give me a u....
JESSE

JESSE



Aug 25 2009 10:53 PM

im working on it..man bodys take along to 2 decompose...
eternal enigma

eternal enigma



Aug 25 2009 10:18 PM

You know, that is rather tempting.  Maybe I could come visit you and provide the dress.  Oh, Montana... the land of even scarcer people and more cows than Oklahoma... wouldn't have thought it possible!
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DRINK CLUB.COM



Aug 14 2009 8:25 PM

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Self detonation device

Guy Rekasnuh



Aug 14 2009 8:32 AM

Fuckity, fuck, fuck!!! I don't need the napalm. I've got the goood shite, and need something to burn down. Any ideas???

Analog Buttons

Analog Buttons



Aug 12 2009 6:19 PM

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KristArt Photography

Krista Corner



Aug 11 2009 12:29 AM

lol! I need to find me a tarzan!! got any prospects?
U Know!

Carley Montoya



Aug 10 2009 2:55 PM

any future anarcists for you? none on this side. who did he marry? kenny is on number 2!!
The Monster Tamer

The Monster Tamer



Aug 6 2009 7:22 AM

Okay I'm a real of dork of all dorks, cuz to spite my whole "vampire" image, i have no clue what the hell Vampire Hunter D is...Yeah I'm a vampire poser.
*AmAnDa*

Amanda Kitchen



Aug 6 2009 6:58 AM

im not the nicest person either but its all good...i will tell him but he never listens to me bout anything
*AmAnDa*

Amanda Kitchen



Aug 6 2009 6:49 AM

hey now b nice lol jk
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