Dr. Zoltan!
General Info
Genre:
Prop Comic / Magic and Comedy / Political HumorFilms
At the time of my birth, I was named after a fictional character from an obscure illustrated series of sci-fi short stories written in the late 1800’s. Still, many children believe that I can be seen in the short film, "Dude, Where’s My Car?" That’s poppycock. These people are perfectly free to do... anything they like.Albums
I do dabble in the socio-acoustic arts from time to time, although it is not my principal artistic discipline. In a sense, "All Music Is Stupid," as has been said many times by my colleagues. Upcoming album with Marco Minnemann and Drumkit From Hell.Website
drzoltan.com
Latest Blog Entries
- Dec 23, 2009 8:52 AM New Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk Album Is Here.
- Apr 6, 2009 4:03 PM Tim Ferriss Accidentally Spends 3.82 Seconds Reading Billboard
- Jan 9, 2009 5:35 PM Doktor Zoltan: The Spiritual Significance of Music
- Dec 19, 2008 1:24 AM Will Maier In His Pajamas On VH1
- Dec 18, 2008 5:20 AM Why Bands Are Invisible: Report Vs. Rapport
Music
Blurbs
About me:
• In a previous life, I was Sir Millard Mulch.• I have done creative things with Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio, Morgan Agren, Paul Mazurkiewics, Trey Spruance, Steve Vai, Eman Laerton, Dave Meros, Nils Frykdahl, Lale Larson, Larry Boothroyd, Devin Townsend, Brendon Small, Will Maier, and Eric Fensler.
• I am recording a new album with Marco Minnemann.
• I have an endorsement deal with Toontrack, creators of Drumkit From Hell.
• Download all of my music for FREE.
Who I'd like to meet:
"Do you have a disintegrator? Some sort of machine that will hide him where he'll never return?"Speak to Dr. Zoltan, live, in real-time, in the 21st Century, on all of your inferior chat devices. AOL Instant Messenger, MSN, and Yahoo! Screen names are all: drzoltanobelisk
Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk, in spite of being a misanthropic time-traveler from another planet, would really love to hear from you!
Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Hollywood, CA
- Orientation: Straight
- Body type: 6' 8" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Virgo
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Occupation: Explorer, Philosopher, Artist
- Income: $150,000 to $250,000
Interests
General
Culture, economics, logic, education, psychic war, semantics, meditation, philosophy, destruction of the western entrepreneurial paradigm, being right.Music
System of a Down, Rent, Steve Vai, Dave Weckl, Victor Wooten, Devin Townsend, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Chopin, Behold... The Arctopus!, Primus, Nomeansno, Victims Family, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Metallica, The Vandals, Negativland, Ween, Frank Zappa, Terry Bozzio, Pantera, Wicked, Strapping Young Lad, Rush, Andrew W.K., Ani DiFranco, Bobby McFerrin, Shania Twain, Rollins Band, Virgil Donati, Spock's Beard, Jewel, Igor Stravinsky, Faith No More, Coheed Und Cambria, Sting, They Might Be Giants, Van Halen, Faith Hill, Planet X, Rachmaninoff, Schaffer The Darklord, Sikth, Def Leppard, Gwar, Mats/Morgan, Foo Fighters.Books
A multifarious collection of literature, both fiction and non-fiction; perhaps every book ever written. How many books have you read, you imbecile? Some of my favorites include: Jhonen Vasquez, Nietzsche, Baudrillard, Colin Wilson, Albert Pike, Zecharia Sitchin, William Cooper, David Icke, Robert Greene, Whitley Strieber, Jim Collins, Ayn Rand, Jung, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Vonnegut, Feynman, Anthony Robbins, Art Bell, Kaczynski, Alan Watts, Crowley, Robert Ringer, Palahniuk, Carl Sagan, Joseph Campbell, Jim Marrs, Jay Conrad Levinson, George Orwell, L. Ron Hubbard, Erich Von Daniken, Chomsky, CastanedaHeroes
Malcolm X, Willy Wonka, Dr. Laura, Emperor Norton, Benjamin Franklin, Howard Stern, Count St. Germain, Ted Kaczynski, John Tesh, Frank Zappa