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Dr. Zoltan!
Prop Comic / Magic and Comedy / Political Humor
"Destroy The New Generation Of Music Illiteracy!"

Male
33 years old
Hollywood, CA
United States



Last Login: 8/28/2008
Mood: betrayed Mood Image
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   Dr. Zoltan!'s Comedian Bio
Websitedrzoltan.com
FilmsAt the time of my birth, I was named after a fictional character from an obscure illustrated series of sci-fi short stories written in the late 1800’s. Still, many children believe that I can be seen in the short film, "Dude, Where’s My Car?" That’s poppycock. These people are perfectly free to do... anything they like.
AlbumsI do dabble in the socio-acoustic arts from time to time, although it is not my principal artistic discipline. In a sense, "All Music Is Stupid," as has been said many times by my colleagues. Upcoming album with Marco Minnemann and Drumkit From Hell.

    Dr. Zoltan!'s Interests
GeneralCulture, economics, logic, education, psychic war, semantics, meditation, philosophy, destruction of the western entrepreneurial paradigm, being right.
MusicSystem of a Down, Rent, Steve Vai, Dave Weckl, Victor Wooten, Devin Townsend, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Chopin, Behold... The Arctopus!, Primus, Nomeansno, Victims Family, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Metallica, The Vandals, Negativland, Ween, Frank Zappa, Terry Bozzio, Pantera, Wicked, Strapping Young Lad, Rush, Andrew W.K., Ani DiFranco, Bobby McFerrin, Shania Twain, Rollins Band, Virgil Donati, Spock's Beard, Jewel, Igor Stravinsky, Faith No More, Coheed Und Cambria, Sting, They Might Be Giants, Van Halen, Faith Hill, Planet X, Rachmaninoff, Schaffer The Darklord, Sikth, Def Leppard, Gwar, Mats/Morgan, Foo Fighters.
MoviesHow I love to deconstruct the elements of a contrived fantasy world such as, "Lost In Translation." What a monumental work of pseudo-enlightened cultural nonsense: A young girl with a poochy stomach and an elderly gentleman experiencing romance for possibly the first time in their vapid, good-for-nothing existence(s). Sell me more!
TelevisionI absolutely refuse to stare at a non-interactive glowing box projecting over-saturated advertisements into my subconscious. That is, unless I am attending a gathering of unmindful mouth-breathers and seeking some impolite means of escape.
BooksA multifarious collection of literature, both fiction and non-fiction; perhaps every book ever written. How many books have you read, you imbecile? Some of my favorites include: Jhonen Vasquez, Nietzsche, Baudrillard, Colin Wilson, Albert Pike, Zecharia Sitchin, William Cooper, David Icke, Robert Greene, Whitley Strieber, Jim Collins, Ayn Rand, Jung, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Vonnegut, Feynman, Anthony Robbins, Art Bell, Kaczynski, Alan Watts, Crowley, Robert Ringer, Palahniuk, Carl Sagan, Joseph Campbell, Jim Marrs, Jay Conrad Levinson, George Orwell, L. Ron Hubbard, Erich Von Daniken, Chomsky, Castaneda
HeroesMalcolm X, Willy Wonka, Dr. Laura, Emperor Norton, Benjamin Franklin, Howard Stern, Count St. Germain, Ted Kaczynski, John Tesh, Frank Zappa
Groups: Baudrillard Discussion SocietyThe Secret Society of the See You Next TuesdayDaniel J. BoorstinThe I Appreciate the Continually Burgeoning Comedy of William Maier GroupChurch of the SubGeniusChopinHawaiian Liberation FrontNeuromarketers of North America

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     Dr. Zoltan!'s Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hollywood, CA
Body type:6' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Occupation:Explorer, Philosopher, Artist
Income:$150,000 to $250,000

   Dr. Zoltan!'s Networking
Publishing - Writer - Critic


   Dr. Zoltan!'s Companies
The Anti-Social Talk Show
Hollywood, CA US
Leader

1/1/2006 - Present


Dr. Zoltan!'s Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 22285 Plays Today: 2
Emily Dickinson Kindy Stops For SSRIs (Commercial)
Emily Dickinson Kindy Stops For SSRIs (Commercial) rating
Faith No More Keyboard Lesson - Digging The Grave
Faith No More Keyboard Lesson - Digging The Grave rating
Declaration of War On Fun w/ Marco Minnemann - Drum Solo
Declaration of War On Fun w/ Marco Minnemann - Drum Solo rating
Drum Battle: Dr. Zoltan vs. Marco Minnemann
Drum Battle: Dr. Zoltan vs. Marco Minnemann rating
Understanding Music Through Geometry
Understanding Music Through Geometry rating
Rage Against The Machine ARE The Machine
Rage Against The Machine ARE The Machine rating
6 Things To Say At A Hollywood Party
6 Things To Say At A Hollywood Party rating
Results of Initial Dr. Zoltan Test-Marketing Videos
Results of Initial Dr. Zoltan Test-Marketing Videos rating
Tool Are Not Weird Or Dark
Tool Are Not Weird Or Dark rating
Coheed And Cambria Are Not Prog Rock
Coheed And Cambria Are Not Prog Rock rating
 

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   Dr. Zoltan!'s Blurbs
About me:
• In a previous life, I was Sir Millard Mulch.
• I have done creative things with Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio, Morgan Agren, Paul Mazurkiewics, Trey Spruance, Steve Vai, Eman Laerton, Dave Meros, Nils Frykdahl, Lale Larson, Larry Boothroyd, Devin Townsend, Brendon Small, Will Maier, and Eric Fensler.
• I am recording a new album with Marco Minnemann.
• I have an endorsement deal with Toontrack, creators of Drumkit From Hell.
• Download all of my music for FREE.


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Who I'd like to meet:
"Do you have a disintegrator? Some sort of machine that will hide him where he'll never return?"

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Dr. Zoltan!'s Friends Comments
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Saint Xofer





Aug 27 2008 1:16 AM

Welcome to the Big Double 3. Your crucification of choice awaits.
Traveling Hillbilly Goats





Aug 27 2008 3:30 AM

Happy Birthday Good Doctor :)
Chris





Aug 26 2008 11:49 PM

Have a happy 30 some odd years after the fact day. I will now execute a mighty flam.
Mr.BEAST FROM LIKE A RAGING BEAST





Aug 26 2008 2:26 PM

happy birthday
Della Terra





Aug 25 2008 11:44 PM

Thank you very much for the add. We appreciate it! We finally have some new music up. Please, check it out and tell us what you think!
CURIOUS is Recording





Aug 26 2008 7:04 AM

♥ Happy Birthday ♥
Ellis





Aug 26 2008 10:09 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OH MIGHTY ONE!!!
Quick Victim





Aug 26 2008 2:08 PM

Happy Birthday!!!
Roberto Alomar





Aug 25 2008 7:44 PM

Happy Birthday tomorrow!
Joe Zucchini





Aug 23 2008 3:43 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
PoliRock


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Aug 23 2008 9:42 AM

Happy Birthday!
Antler Man





Aug 23 2008 6:54 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Take care have fun.
The Clarences





Aug 23 2008 11:15 PM

Happy Birthday from The Clarences!!!!
The Deli Creeps





Aug 24 2008 8:41 AM

happy birthday

dr. zoltan
Special Dental Team





Aug 17 2008 3:48 PM

Zoltan: Greetings from The Special Dental Team. Your wisdom has inspired us. Thank you.
solar





Aug 8 2008 4:28 PM

By far the coolest music ive heard.Love the sample stuff u and marco laid to.
P. Munny $$$





Aug 5 2008 1:59 PM

I must say, I'm a huge fan of your work.
______





Jul 31 2008 8:40 PM

very trippy
my man.
ProgBen





Jul 29 2008 5:48 PM

hello dr.
i was just pondering...
is prog the meaning of life?
Demise O





Jul 26 2008 2:43 AM

That guy looks suspiciously like John Stamos. THE John Stamos, of "Full House" fame. Is that John Stamos? If he is not, perhaps a moustache would re-direct such misconceptions. Or maybe a goatee? I cannot recall seeing John Stamos with a goatee. Perhaps that would be a good band name: John Stamos with a Goatee. It would be in direct competition with the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.
Dane Heinonen





Jul 24 2008 2:48 PM

Seeing as how you are the first person to accept my friend requests for this music account, and that you have such a commanding mastery of musical communication, I would appreciate some feedback on the song Knife Fight. I was mostly dicking around for the other songs.
6SIK6 (Download our Audition tracks!)





Jul 3 2008 9:33 AM

Hey Zoltan!
We got new tunes up for you to pick apart and destroy! WOOT
Gino





Jun 29 2008 5:11 AM

I saw your buddy HCM at the Heinous Bienfang show the other night. He was wearing one of your shirts..
Monica!





Jun 27 2008 8:04 PM

Hey dude! How ya been?
Artificially Flavored Jesus





Jun 19 2008 8:10 AM

Good Evening Dr. Zoltan thanks for the add. i am enjoying at this moment your work with Minnemann good to know that some people aren't half assing the music industry. Keep it up

Jeff
mike h





Jun 8 2008 1:39 AM

i'm glad you found me.
Demise O





Jun 4 2008 3:52 AM

Inspiron, aural pills for a new generation.
COM.A





Jun 3 2008 5:47 PM

thanks!

awesome music!
john louise