At the time of my birth, I was named after a fictional character from an obscure illustrated series of sci-fi short stories written in the late 1800’s. Still, many children believe that I can be seen in the short film, "Dude, Where’s My Car?" That’s poppycock. These people are perfectly free to do... anything they like.
Albums
I do dabble in the socio-acoustic arts from time to time, although it is not my principal artistic discipline. In a sense, "All Music Is Stupid," as has been said many times by my colleagues. Upcoming album with Marco Minnemann and Drumkit From Hell.
Dr. Zoltan!'s Interests
General
Culture, economics, logic, education, psychic war, semantics, meditation, philosophy, destruction of the western entrepreneurial paradigm, being right.
Music
System of a Down, Rent, Steve Vai, Dave Weckl, Victor Wooten, Devin Townsend, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Chopin, Behold... The Arctopus!, Primus, Nomeansno, Victims Family, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Metallica, The Vandals, Negativland, Ween, Frank Zappa, Terry Bozzio, Pantera, Wicked, Strapping Young Lad, Rush, Andrew W.K., Ani DiFranco, Bobby McFerrin, Shania Twain, Rollins Band, Virgil Donati, Spock's Beard, Jewel, Igor Stravinsky, Faith No More, Coheed Und Cambria, Sting, They Might Be Giants, Van Halen, Faith Hill, Planet X, Rachmaninoff, Schaffer The Darklord, Sikth, Def Leppard, Gwar, Mats/Morgan, Foo Fighters.
Movies
How I love to deconstruct the elements of a contrived fantasy world such as, "Lost In Translation." What a monumental work of pseudo-enlightened cultural nonsense: A young girl with a poochy stomach and an elderly gentleman experiencing romance for possibly the first time in their vapid, good-for-nothing existence(s). Sell me more!
Television
I absolutely refuse to stare at a non-interactive glowing box projecting over-saturated advertisements into my subconscious. That is, unless I am attending a gathering of unmindful mouth-breathers and seeking some impolite means of escape.
Books
A multifarious collection of literature, both fiction and non-fiction; perhaps every book ever written. How many books have you read, you imbecile? Some of my favorites include: Jhonen Vasquez, Nietzsche, Baudrillard, Colin Wilson, Albert Pike, Zecharia Sitchin, William Cooper, David Icke, Robert Greene, Whitley Strieber, Jim Collins, Ayn Rand, Jung, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Vonnegut, Feynman, Anthony Robbins, Art Bell, Kaczynski, Alan Watts, Crowley, Robert Ringer, Palahniuk, Carl Sagan, Joseph Campbell, Jim Marrs, Jay Conrad Levinson, George Orwell, L. Ron Hubbard, Erich Von Daniken, Chomsky, Castaneda
Heroes
Malcolm X, Willy Wonka, Dr. Laura, Emperor Norton, Benjamin Franklin, Howard Stern, Count St. Germain, Ted Kaczynski, John Tesh, Frank Zappa
About me: • In a previous life, I was Sir Millard Mulch.
• I have done creative things with Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio, Morgan Agren, Paul Mazurkiewics, Trey Spruance, Steve Vai, Eman Laerton, Dave Meros, Nils Frykdahl, Lale Larson, Larry Boothroyd, Devin Townsend, Brendon Small, Will Maier, and Eric Fensler.
• I am recording a new album with Marco Minnemann.
• I have an endorsement deal with Toontrack, creators of Drumkit From Hell.
• Download all of my music for FREE.
Who I'd like to meet: "Do you have a disintegrator? Some sort of machine that will hide him where he'll never return?"
Speak to Dr. Zoltan, live, in real-time, in the 21st Century, on all of your inferior chat devices. AOL Instant Messenger, MSN, and Yahoo! Screen names are all: drzoltanobelisk
Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk, in spite of being a misanthropic time-traveler from another planet, would really love to hear from you!
That guy looks suspiciously like John Stamos. THE John Stamos, of "Full House" fame. Is that John Stamos? If he is not, perhaps a moustache would re-direct such misconceptions. Or maybe a goatee? I cannot recall seeing John Stamos with a goatee. Perhaps that would be a good band name: John Stamos with a Goatee. It would be in direct competition with the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.
Seeing as how you are the first person to accept my friend requests for this music account, and that you have such a commanding mastery of musical communication, I would appreciate some feedback on the song Knife Fight. I was mostly dicking around for the other songs.
Good Evening Dr. Zoltan thanks for the add. i am enjoying at this moment your work with Minnemann good to know that some people aren't half assing the music industry. Keep it up
