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Dr. Zoltan!
Prop Comic / Magic and Comedy / Political Humor
Dr. Zoltan! Destroy The New Generation Of Music Illiteracy!

Male
34 years old
Hollywood, CA
United States



Last Login: 10/25/2009
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Websitedrzoltan.com
FilmsAt the time of my birth, I was named after a fictional character from an obscure illustrated series of sci-fi short stories written in the late 1800’s. Still, many children believe that I can be seen in the short film, "Dude, Where’s My Car?" That’s poppycock. These people are perfectly free to do... anything they like.
AlbumsI do dabble in the socio-acoustic arts from time to time, although it is not my principal artistic discipline. In a sense, "All Music Is Stupid," as has been said many times by my colleagues. Upcoming album with Marco Minnemann and Drumkit From Hell.

    Dr. Zoltan!'s Interests
GeneralCulture, economics, logic, education, psychic war, semantics, meditation, philosophy, destruction of the western entrepreneurial paradigm, being right.
MusicSystem of a Down, Rent, Steve Vai, Dave Weckl, Victor Wooten, Devin Townsend, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Chopin, Behold... The Arctopus!, Primus, Nomeansno, Victims Family, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Metallica, The Vandals, Negativland, Ween, Frank Zappa, Terry Bozzio, Pantera, Wicked, Strapping Young Lad, Rush, Andrew W.K., Ani DiFranco, Bobby McFerrin, Shania Twain, Rollins Band, Virgil Donati, Spock's Beard, Jewel, Igor Stravinsky, Faith No More, Coheed Und Cambria, Sting, They Might Be Giants, Van Halen, Faith Hill, Planet X, Rachmaninoff, Schaffer The Darklord, Sikth, Def Leppard, Gwar, Mats/Morgan, Foo Fighters.
BooksA multifarious collection of literature, both fiction and non-fiction; perhaps every book ever written. How many books have you read, you imbecile? Some of my favorites include: Jhonen Vasquez, Nietzsche, Baudrillard, Colin Wilson, Albert Pike, Zecharia Sitchin, William Cooper, David Icke, Robert Greene, Whitley Strieber, Jim Collins, Ayn Rand, Jung, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Vonnegut, Feynman, Anthony Robbins, Art Bell, Kaczynski, Alan Watts, Crowley, Robert Ringer, Palahniuk, Carl Sagan, Joseph Campbell, Jim Marrs, Jay Conrad Levinson, George Orwell, L. Ron Hubbard, Erich Von Daniken, Chomsky, Castaneda
HeroesMalcolm X, Willy Wonka, Dr. Laura, Emperor Norton, Benjamin Franklin, Howard Stern, Count St. Germain, Ted Kaczynski, John Tesh, Frank Zappa
Groups: Baudrillard Discussion SocietyThe Secret Society of the See You Next TuesdayDaniel J. BoorstinThe I Appreciate the Continually Burgeoning Comedy of William Maier GroupChurch of the SubGeniusChopinHawaiian Liberation FrontNeuromarketers of North America

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     Dr. Zoltan!'s Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Hollywood, CA
Body type:6' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Occupation:Explorer, Philosopher, Artist
Income:$150,000 to $250,000

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   Dr. Zoltan!'s Blurbs
About me:
• In a previous life, I was Sir Millard Mulch.
• I have done creative things with Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio, Morgan Agren, Paul Mazurkiewics, Trey Spruance, Steve Vai, Eman Laerton, Dave Meros, Nils Frykdahl, Lale Larson, Larry Boothroyd, Devin Townsend, Brendon Small, Will Maier, and Eric Fensler.
• I am recording a new album with Marco Minnemann.
• I have an endorsement deal with Toontrack, creators of Drumkit From Hell.
• Download all of my music for FREE.
Who I'd like to meet:
"Do you have a disintegrator? Some sort of machine that will hide him where he'll never return?"

Speak to Dr. Zoltan, live, in real-time, in the 21st Century, on all of your inferior chat devices. AOL Instant Messenger, MSN, and Yahoo! Screen names are all: drzoltanobelisk

Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk, in spite of being a misanthropic time-traveler from another planet, would really love to hear from you!

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Dr. Zoltan!'s Friends Comments
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rockavlos

rockavlos



Oct 7 2009 3:42 PM

elated B-day wishes.
please reupload - your pearls of wisdom !
Mystic Politics

Mystic Politics



Oct 7 2009 3:41 PM

Hi Dr. Zoltan!

Thanks for connecting with us! If you like listening and learning about the illuminati new world order and other esoteric and mystic subjects, check out the radio player on our profile or check out our website, mysticpolitics.com .

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Jerry Rigg & the El Chupo’s

Jerry Rigg & the El Chupo’s



Oct 7 2009 3:41 PM

Get some!
CURIOUS - (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)

CURIOUS -  (NEW CD ON iTUNES NOW!!!!)



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

Happy Birthday!! Do Something crazy!
╬Ezra╬

Alvin Bayle



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

Happy Bday Zoltan!!
the BLOODY JUG Band

the BLOODY JUG Band



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

Happy Birthday from the BJB. ROME may be burning, but that doesn't mean the good DR. can't enjoy some birthday fun....
T-Roy33

Troy Clifford



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

Happy birthday good sir.Your art is almost as relevant as Transformers 2. Keep reaching for that rainbow.
Author: Dan Tabor

Dan Tabor



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY you bloody Genius!!!
The Matthew Beverly Experiment

The Matthew Beverly Experiment



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

Happy birthday Munch..
Dan

Dan



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

Happy Birthday.
Sean Motley

Sean Motley



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

Happy Birthday :)
Brandon

Brandon Stanley



Sep 4 2009 5:09 PM

Happy birthday for a birthday of happiness which I would like to believe possibly could be happiest of all birthdays.
Brandon

Brandon Stanley



Jul 4 2009 12:41 AM

hello good morning
PsychocoucH

PsychocoucH



Jun 20 2009 5:11 AM

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Hi Dr.Zoltan! ,

thanks again for the friendship

greetings from Germany , NRW

have a nice Day !!!

cu PsychocoucH

* MySpace.com/PsychocoucH24 *

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New Songs Coming Soon
New Pictures online
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Nicotine Poetic

Nicotine Poetic



Jan 10 2009 4:54 PM

Thanks for the add, Dr. Zoltan.
Writing this message was not fun.
Faber Optimé

Faber Optimé



Jan 12 2009 9:33 AM

Hey there,
Here's one from left field...
Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?
A while back I came across some very disturbing information, which inspired me to make this video:
Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4
Both artistic (ensure you've good enough sound to enjoy the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.
Though the source materials are somewhat aged, the fundamentals remain relevant today.
I encourage all to visit the YouTube web page above to learn more (Show your support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly re-post and circulate as widely as possible.
Help to raise awareness.
Say have you checked out my web site (http://www.faberoptime.com) recently?
Take care and keep in touch.
Best,
Faber.
"Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."
Brandon

Brandon Stanley



Jan 14 2009 5:48 PM

I don't know who the heck you are anymore but I appreciate the music and I have been listening to my subliminal programming CD's as often as possible.
A Veryspecial William Maier profile.

A Veryspecial William Maier profile.



Jan 15 2009 8:06 PM

Thank you for the new photo.
Pete Peterson

Pete Peterson



Jan 18 2009 10:28 PM

Dr. Xoltan hates america!
Pete Peterson

Pete Peterson



Feb 12 2009 2:45 AM

Dr. Zoltan is not a real Doctor...

and I hear he likes that country song about Romeo and Juliet because it scored high on his musical quantification scale
JORDAN SAKS

JORDAN SAKS



Apr 2 2009 11:59 PM

Awesome list of influences you have there Dr. Zoltan!!! IM me any music @ KingCrimsonWorld
Seb (Silent dawn)

Seb (Silent dawn)



Apr 6 2009 4:03 PM

Thank for the add.
The True Xanadu!

Liam Donovan



Apr 6 2009 5:24 PM

GET RUSH BACK ON YOUR MUSIC OR I SHALL DISOWN YOU!
ORIENT SQUEEZERS

ORIENT SQUEEZERS



Apr 7 2009 9:09 AM

nice to be connected !
Infernal Contract

Infernal Contract



Apr 7 2009 5:00 AM

thanks for the add. i hope you enjoy the metal.
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