Dr. Zoltan!
Prop Comic / Magic and Comedy / Political Humor
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Destroy The New Generation Of Music Illiteracy!
Male
33 years old
Hollywood, CA
United States
Last Login: 7/5/2009
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Mood:
betrayed
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Dr. Zoltan!'s Comedian Bio
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| Website | drzoltan.com | | Films | At the time of my birth, I was named after a fictional character from an obscure illustrated series of sci-fi short stories written in the late 1800’s. Still, many children believe that I can be seen in the short film, "Dude, Where’s My Car?" That’s poppycock. These people are perfectly free to do... anything they like. | | Albums | I do dabble in the socio-acoustic arts from time to time, although it is not my principal artistic discipline. In a sense, "All Music Is Stupid," as has been said many times by my colleagues. Upcoming album with Marco Minnemann and Drumkit From Hell. |
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Dr. Zoltan!'s Interests
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| General | Culture, economics, logic, education, psychic war, semantics, meditation, philosophy, destruction of the western entrepreneurial paradigm, being right. | | Music | System of a Down, Rent, Steve Vai, Dave Weckl, Victor Wooten, Devin Townsend, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Chopin, Behold... The Arctopus!, Primus, Nomeansno, Victims Family, Danny Elfman, John Williams, Metallica, The Vandals, Negativland, Ween, Frank Zappa, Terry Bozzio, Pantera, Wicked, Strapping Young Lad, Rush, Andrew W.K., Ani DiFranco, Bobby McFerrin, Shania Twain, Rollins Band, Virgil Donati, Spock's Beard, Jewel, Igor Stravinsky, Faith No More, Coheed Und Cambria, Sting, They Might Be Giants, Van Halen, Faith Hill, Planet X, Rachmaninoff, Schaffer The Darklord, Sikth, Def Leppard, Gwar, Mats/Morgan, Foo Fighters. | | Books | A multifarious collection of literature, both fiction and non-fiction; perhaps every book ever written. How many books have you read, you imbecile? Some of my favorites include: Jhonen Vasquez, Nietzsche, Baudrillard, Colin Wilson, Albert Pike, Zecharia Sitchin, William Cooper, David Icke, Robert Greene, Whitley Strieber, Jim Collins, Ayn Rand, Jung, Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, Vonnegut, Feynman, Anthony Robbins, Art Bell, Kaczynski, Alan Watts, Crowley, Robert Ringer, Palahniuk, Carl Sagan, Joseph Campbell, Jim Marrs, Jay Conrad Levinson, George Orwell, L. Ron Hubbard, Erich Von Daniken, Chomsky, Castaneda | | Heroes | Malcolm X, Willy Wonka, Dr. Laura, Emperor Norton, Benjamin Franklin, Howard Stern, Count St. Germain, Ted Kaczynski, John Tesh, Frank Zappa |
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Baudrillard Discussion Society, The Secret Society of the See You Next Tuesday, Daniel J. Boorstin, The I Appreciate the Continually Burgeoning Comedy of William Maier Group, Church of the SubGenius, Chopin, Hawaiian Liberation Front, Neuromarketers of North America
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Dr. Zoltan!'s Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Hollywood, CA | | Body type: | 6' 8" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / No | | Occupation: | Explorer, Philosopher, Artist | | Income: | $150,000 to $250,000 |
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Dr. Zoltan!'s Companies
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The Anti-Social Talk Show
Hollywood, CA US
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1/1/2006 - Present
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Run Time:
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Plays:
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Comments:
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Dr. Zoltan!'s Latest Blog Entry
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Tim Ferriss Accidentally Spends 3.82 Seconds Reading Billboard
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Doktor Zoltan: The Spiritual Significance of Music
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Will Maier In His Pajamas On VH1
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Why Bands Are Invisible: Report Vs. Rapport
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Dr. Zoltan!'s Blurbs |
About me:
• In a previous life, I was Sir Millard Mulch.
• I have done creative things with Virgil Donati, Nick D'Virgilio, Morgan Agren, Paul Mazurkiewics, Trey Spruance, Steve Vai, Eman Laerton, Dave Meros, Nils Frykdahl, Lale Larson, Larry Boothroyd, Devin Townsend, Brendon Small, Will Maier, and Eric Fensler.
• I am recording a new album with Marco Minnemann.
• I have an endorsement deal with Toontrack, creators of Drumkit From Hell.
• Download all of my music for FREE.
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Who I'd like to meet:
"Do you have a disintegrator? Some sort of machine that will hide him where he'll never return?"
Speak to Dr. Zoltan, live, in real-time, in the 21st Century, on all of your inferior chat devices. AOL Instant Messenger, MSN, and Yahoo! Screen names are all: drzoltanobelisk
Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk, in spite of being a misanthropic time-traveler from another planet, would really love to hear from you!
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