-Aaron Young-
Aaron cannot turn left... just like his grandmother
-Adam J. Thomas-
Atom quibbles over the most precise way to measure a "Rod"
and -Trent Michael Stocking-
Trent makes a damn good cheesecake... but gives them all to Katie
Influences
Our adventure began when we climbed the worlds largest mountain... its under water. Anyways... Trent saved Adam's life by unzipping his fly and lowering his excessively long needle thin member out to him. Once Adam grasped it, Trent then reeled it in with his winch connected to his testicles. Aaron said "Good Lord!" After that... we just started writing music.
Sounds Like
masturbating monkeys, popped corn popping, exhaust pipes bursting, bed posts knocking, dogs crying, chalk boards screeching, cotton candy machines making love to the last night of the carnival.
Bred for racing, your average quarter horse does not stand a chance..
...AGAINST DEEP SEA CREATURES! BLAMMO!
Once a week, when the moons are aligned, listen closely and you will here...
...THE SOUNDS OF DEEP SEA CREATURES! SPAZ!
After encountering various creatures for a week... the team has recently
developed interesting and unique defense mechanisms.
Gottlieb Staumer has developed an ability to shoot bio-luminesance
from his nose (which has a delayed explosion of spectacular light, giving
the team exactly a fraction of a second to flee.
The Trenticles guide the team through the darkness of the depths using his highly
sensitive sonar which grew from his ribcage, he also comes in handy for
finding creatures to eat.
ATOMIC JOSEPHICALIC TUAUMUS, driver of the Medic 1, joined the team
for for the use of his ship, and the ability to attract creatures with his lure.
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I put up pictures of the last kraftbrau show. Zoe was kind of Aaron-centric in her picture taking because she wasn't tall enough to see anyone else most of the time.
What's happening. I'm setting up a show Sat. January 5th @ Papa Pete's with the Metal Teeth, Bat Masterson (chicago), and Matt Maier. What do you guys say to doin a set?
Hey Trent! You guys should play at the Scrummage University here in detroit! myspace.com/scrummageUniverstiy they have the best shows for sure! oh and Thanks for that skateboard back in 2003! It really got me around Boston!
