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Derrick
Mainstream / Stand-Up / Musical Comedy
Derrick Only a fool quotes himself -Derrick

Male
38 years old
Atlanta
United States



Last Login: 12/28/2009
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   Derrick's Comedian Bio
BioDerrick has been doing "BLEEP FREE" comedy for as long as he can remember. Unfortunately, in a strange twist, he has Alzheimer’s so nobody really knows exactly how long that is.

An injury left Derrick partially paralyzed and without the use of his left arm, "Lefty", as he calls him (don’t ask) is kind of the sidekick. No, he doesn’t wear a helmet, he can walk and even swim ( OK, just in circles, but c’mon)

Prepare to leave the show with laugh lines, a bit inspired, motivated and with about 20 less dollars in your wallet. Thirty five if you get the t-shirt.
Websiteleftarmcomedy.com
InfluencesI steal material from everyone equally
TV ShowsCOPS, America's Most Wanted and BARNEY.

    Derrick's Interests
GeneralLee
MusicSinatra
Moviesnot yet
Television32" SONY Flatscreen
BooksCurious George goes to the Hospital. I like the pictures.
HeroesWWII and other American War vets

     Derrick's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Syracuse
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Occupation:comic

   Derrick's Schools
Houghton College
Houghton,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: leaving my mark
 

1989 to 1993
Solvay Hs
Solvay,New York
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
 

1985 to 1989


Derrick's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 10 Total Plays: 7656 Plays Today: 0
UNKA D
UNKA D rating
One Arm Judo
One Arm Judo rating
CHUNKA cheese!
CHUNKA cheese! rating
Derrick Tennant Bleep Free at the Punchline
Derrick Tennant Bleep Free at the Punchline rating
Camp KID JAM!!!
Camp KID JAM!!! rating
Big Brother 6 audition tape
Big Brother 6 audition tape rating
FOX Theatre Atlanta, (2005)14 min.
FOX Theatre Atlanta, (2005)14 min. rating
blue hairs
blue hairs rating
handicapped bathroom
handicapped bathroom rating
bright side
bright side rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Dec 11 2009 7:00P
Comedy Theatre Vero Beach FL
Dec 11 2009 7:30P
Buford Variety Playhouse "BLEEPFREE Comedy show Buford GA
Dec 12 2009 11:00A
Single parent benefit Smyrna GA
Dec 12 2009 8:00P
Comedy Theatre Vero Beach FL
Dec 23 2009 8:00P
Laffs Express club Huntsville AL
Jan 14 2010 8:00P
LOL Comedy Club Clayton NC
Jan 15 2010 8:00P
LOL Comedy Club Clayton NC
Jan 16 2010 8:00P
LOL Comedy Club Clayton NC
Jan 19 2010 7:30P
Buford Variety Playhouse "BLEEPFREE Comedy show Buford GA
Jan 20 2010 8:00P
Corporate private show Orlando FL
Jan 23 2010 8:00P
Laffs Express club Scranton PA
Jan 27 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Tallahassee FL
Jan 28 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Tallahassee FL
Jan 29 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Tallahassee FL
Jan 30 2010 8:00P
Howl at the Moon Ft Walton Beach FL
Feb 1 2010 7:00P
GA Baptist Senior Adult Conference Middle GA
Feb 1 2010 7:00P
GA Baptist Sr Adult convention Perry GA
Feb 12 2010 7:00P
CMA Youth event Portland OR
Feb 13 2010 12:00P
CMA Youth event Portland OR
Feb 14 2010 11:00A
http://www.thelovechromosome.com with Julie Dunwoody GA
Feb 24 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Appleton WI
Feb 25 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Appleton WI
Feb 26 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Appleton WI
Feb 27 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Appleton WI
Mar 9 2010 7:00P
http://www.thelovechromosome.com with Julie Bowling Green OH
Mar 17 2010 8:00P
Visani’s Port Charlotte FL
Mar 18 2010 8:00P
Visani’s Port Charlotte FL
Mar 19 2010 8:00P
Visani’s Port Charlotte FL
Mar 20 2010 8:00P
Visani’s Port Charlotte FL
Mar 26 2010 7:00P
http://www.thelovechromosome.com with Julie Tampa FL
Apr 2 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Harrisburg PA
Apr 3 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Harrisburg PA
Apr 20 2010 7:00P
http://www.thelovechromosome.com with Julie Wabash IN
Apr 29 2010 7:00P
http://www.thelovechromosome.com with Julie Lancaster PA
May 4 2010 8:00P
Galway Hooker Pub Lake Norman NC
May 6 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Greenville NC
May 7 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Charlotte NC
May 8 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Charlotte NC
May 11 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 12 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 13 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 14 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 15 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 16 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 18 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 19 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 20 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 21 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 22 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
May 23 2010 9:00P
Jokers Wild at the ATLANTIS Nassau
Jun 8 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Clarkesville TN
Jun 10 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Gastonia NC
Jun 11 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Johnson City TN
Jun 12 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Johnson City TN
Jun 24 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Prestonburg KY
Jun 25 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Charleston WV
Jun 26 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Charleston WV
Jul 9 2010 8:00P
Showcase Cinemas Warwick RI
Jul 10 2010 8:00P
Showcase Cinemas Warwick RI
Jul 30 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Greensboro NC
Jul 31 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Fayetteville NC
Aug 1 2010 8:00P
Comedy Zone Fayetteville NC

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   Derrick's Blurbs
About me:



MY STORY
, talking to kids about God








Being UNCLE D!

I am a comic (leftarmcomedy.com) clever enough NOT to be vulgur. I started a sports league for adults (iplayd1.com). As a person who wears clothes, I created a small line of sports apparel (thatfishthing.com). I liked it so I am working on another one (onug.com). I Currently live in the South because I hate snow. However, I will never eat grits or say "y'all" and remain a proud Yankee.(Is it WEIRD to you that the only people that get dressed up to reinact the Civil War are the ones that obviously, um ...LOST?)


Speaking of moms, WHY did they always keep the cookie jar WAY up on top of the fridge, but the liquid DRANO right there under the sink with all the other... POISONS!!!

* I feel that if God was small enough to be understood, he would not be BIG enough to be worshipped and I try to trust him. You should too.

* the left lane is for PASSING, idiot!

Why is there a light in the refrigerator and not one in the freezer?

* I tie my shoes with one hand

Mcdonald's: does it trouble anyone else in here that we can eat at a joint where you can straight out order ...a "NUMBER TWO"!

*I guide tours for senior citizen travel companies.. . I do this to get comedy material, ...but old people are really cool too, AND I can tell the SAME JOKES on the way up and the way back...they don't remember, they think I am freekin hilarious.

*I like God, my family, true friends, my car, the fact that you are smiling, socks right out of the dryer, cruises, Sinatra, REAL NY Pizza, being on stage, people who enjoy life, golfing in December, The "Rigatoni D" at Maggianos, and, apparently..."quotes", (parenthesis), and the occassional run-on sentence. I cry at the end of Wedding Singer. Every time.



Who I'd like to meet:
Mr. Ed McMahon and company. You know, with one of those big, Happy Gilmore checks. MySpace Layouts

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   Derrick's Friend Space (Top 3)
Derrick has 519 friends.
 julie 


 Kristy 


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Derrick's Friends Comments
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JLCD

Jessica Dickerson



Sep 2 2009 1:23 PM

Nassau?....NICE!!! haha have fun!
Comedian Rich Jones™

Comedian Rich Jones™



Aug 16 2009 12:05 PM

I can't believe you turned your back on He-Man...
Big T & Little O

A soul has no color.



Aug 16 2009 12:05 PM

I miss "Uncle Derrick" too!  Can I just tell you how much that video melted my heart!  Hope life is being good to you!  Hugs!!
♥Its Just Kari♥

Kariel Hysell



Aug 1 2009 6:18 PM

Its my buddy!!!
~*~:) Mrs. Becker :)~*~

Lindsey Painter



Jun 21 2009 12:08 AM

Hey Derrick,
Hope you're doing well!
+*CaSsIdY*+ -(God's Beloved)

 +*CaSsIdY*+ -(God's Beloved)



Jun 16 2009 3:06 PM

Hi there Derrick!!! Hope your doing well. Just wanted to say that it was a joy and a blessing to have you at the Barnabus Well this past weekend. Thank you for making us smile!!!:)

Blessings to you,
*~Cassidy~*
DAVE AND BRIAN

DAVE AND BRIAN



May 29 2009 4:37 PM

I love you.
Comedian Rich Jones™

Comedian Rich Jones™



Mar 27 2009 10:43 AM

Not to mention He-Man's...
PROUD ARMY MOM!

 PROUD ARMY MOM!



Apr 15 2009 1:39 PM

So I just got a chance to sit down and watching the Uncle D video..can I just tell you my face hurts from smiling the whole time.. what a GREAT bunch of kids..=o)
Comedian Rich Jones™

Comedian Rich Jones™



Mar 27 2009 10:42 AM

Besides, you'll always be #1 in CJ's eyes...
Comedian Rich Jones™

Comedian Rich Jones™



Mar 26 2009 5:38 PM

Haha... You got excommunicated from Thor's top friends!!! That's okay, Chonda excommunicated me...
Lil' Momma

Lil' Momma



Feb 9 2009 3:50 PM

We miss you in Johnson City, TN!
~*~:) Mrs. Becker :)~*~

Lindsey Painter



Feb 6 2009 8:31 AM

It was wonderful seeing you again tonight! Another great show! :) Take care!
John Garrett

John Garrett



Dec 31 2008 10:49 PM

Happy New Year, Derrick! It's been a while since was last talked so I hope all is going well. Keep up the good work.
Michelle

Michelle McLaughlin



Dec 29 2008 3:28 AM

Hey!! It was great to meet you today! Hope you had a wonderful time with your family in Syracuse :) I'm super jealous that you get to go back to ATL...
Comedian Rich Jones™

Comedian Rich Jones™



Dec 6 2008 6:48 AM

Add the date, April 2nd, 8pm at Wiley's Comedy Club in Dayton with Branyan & I... HOLLA...
Beth Smith

Beth Smith



Nov 13 2008 10:09 AM

hey Derrick! How have you been?

Do you think I can do a guest set if it's cool with the manager when you come back to Johnson City in January? I am so ready!

Holla.
.:.Karin.:.

.:.Karin.:.



Oct 23 2008 1:52 AM

hey you! when are you gonna visit all of us here at the Ashford? there should be something going on for Halloween, maybe you can drop by!
C.J.

C.J.



Nov 4 2008 2:49 AM

What up bro, looks like your staying busy? Hey I may be in the Vero Beach area same time as you.
Later
Lifeschallenger

Tracy Bowe



Nov 11 2008 12:01 PM

Hey there I hope all is well with you and you are having fun!!!

Smiles and laughter to you
TBO
TAMIKA

TAMMY IRISH



Sep 24 2008 5:11 PM

Hey you!!! Miss me yet?? I cant wait to see you AGAIN next week!! Lucky you..I mean lucky me..:) :)
Mandy =)

Mandy  Young



Oct 17 2008 3:50 PM

Hi goober! Hope you're having a wgat moo day!
Crazy T Wild

Tracy Wilson



Sep 23 2008 4:13 PM

Thank you for adding me!!I look forward to seeing you again soon!!You are Blessed!!And my favorite saying is.."Believe In Miracles"!! Miracles really do happen and you are living proof of that!!You Rock!! Thanks,Crazy T Wild
~*~:) Mrs. Becker :)~*~

Lindsey Painter



Sep 21 2008 7:27 AM

It was great meeting you tonight!
Paul Bond

Paul Bond



Sep 18 2008 4:09 PM

Wat up foker? hope you are doing great!!!Give me a Derrick update when you got a chance.
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