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Derrick
Mainstream / Stand-Up / Musical Comedy
"Only a fool quotes himself -Derrick"

Male
37 years old
Atlanta,
United States



Last Login: 10/6/2008
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   Contacting Derrick

 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/dtcomedy  

   Derrick's Comedian Bio
BioDerrick has been doing "BLEEP FREE" comedy for as long as he can remember. Unfortunately, in a strange twist, he has Alzheimer’s so nobody really knows exactly how long that is.

An injury left Derrick partially paralyzed and without the use of his left arm, "Lefty", as he calls him (don’t ask) is kind of the sidekick. No, he doesn’t wear a helmet, he can walk and even swim ( OK, just in circles, but c’mon)

Prepare to leave the show with laugh lines, a bit inspired, motivated and with about 20 less dollars in your wallet. Thirty five if you get the t-shirt.
Websiteleftarmcomedy.com
InfluencesI steal material from everyone equally
TV ShowsCOPS, America's Most Wanted and BARNEY.

    Derrick's Interests
GeneralLee
MusicSinatra
Moviesnot yet
Television32" SONY Flatscreen
BooksCurious George goes to the Hospital. I like the pictures.
HeroesWWII and other American War vets

     Derrick's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Syracuse
Body type:0' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Occupation:comic

   Derrick's Schools
Houghton College
Houghton,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: leaving my mark
 

1989 to 1993
Solvay Hs
Solvay,New York
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
 

1985 to 1989


Derrick's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 7 Total Plays: 4307 Plays Today: 1
Derrick Tennant Bleep Free at the Punchline
Derrick Tennant Bleep Free at the Punchline rating
Camp KID JAM!!!
Camp KID JAM!!! rating
Big Brother 6 audition tape
Big Brother 6 audition tape rating
FOX Theatre Atlanta, (2005)14 min.
FOX Theatre Atlanta, (2005)14 min. rating
blue hairs
blue hairs rating
handicapped bathroom
handicapped bathroom rating
bright side
bright side rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 4 2008 8:00P
McCurdy’s Comedy Theatre Sarasota FL
Oct 5 2008 8:00P
McCurdy’s Comedy Theatre Sarasota FL
Oct 6 2008 8:00P
McCurdy’s Comedy Theatre Sarasota FL
Oct 16 2008 8:00P
Comedy Playhouse Sackets Harbor NY
Oct 17 2008 8:00P
Comedy Playhouse Sackets Harbor NY
Oct 18 2008 8:00P
Comedy Playhouse Sackets Harbor NY
Nov 21 2008 8:00P
Comedy Zone Harrisburg PA
Nov 22 2008 8:00P
Comedy Zone Harrisburg PA
Nov 27 2008 8:00P
Comedy Zone Tallahassee FL
Nov 28 2008 8:00P
Comedy Zone Tallahassee FL
Nov 29 2008 8:00P
Comedy Zone Tallahassee FL
Nov 30 2008 8:00P
Howl at the Moon Ft Walton Beach FL
Dec 4 2008 8:00P
Christmas Party Buckhead GA
Dec 19 2008 8:00P
Riverside Theatre Vero Beach FL
Dec 20 2008 8:00P
Riverside Theatre Vero Beach FL
Feb 13 2009 7:30P
Grace Bible Fellowship Date Night Gunter TX
Feb 14 2009 7:00P
Valley Ranch Baptist Date Night Dallas TX
Mar 13 2009 7:00P
Dunwoody United Methodist Dunwoody GA

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   Derrick's Blurbs
About me:



MY STORY
, talking to kids about God





"ya get to BLOW UP Stuff"




http://www.bercasio.com/movies/dems-wmd-before- iraq.wmv
I am a comic (leftarmcomedy.com) clever enough NOT to be vulgur. I started a sports league for adults (iplayd1.com). As a person who wears clothes, I created a small line of sports apparel (thatfishthing.com). I liked it so I am working on another one (onug.com). I Currently live in the South because I hate snow. However, I will never eat grits or say "y'all" and remain a proud Yankee.(Is it WEIRD to you that the only people that get dressed up to reinact the Civil War are the ones that obviously, um ...LOST?)


Speaking of moms, WHY did they always keep the cookie jar WAY up on top of the fridge, but the liquid DRANO right there under the sink with all the other... POISONS!!!

* I feel that if God was small enough to be understood, he would not be BIG enough to be worshipped and I try to trust him. You should too.

* the left lane is for PASSING, idiot!

Why is there a light in the refrigerator and not one in the freezer?

* I tie my shoes with one hand

Mcdonald's: does it trouble anyone else in here that we can eat at a joint where you can straight out order ...a "NUMBER TWO"!

*I guide tours for senior citizen travel companies.. . I do this to get comedy material, ...but old people are really cool too, AND I can tell the SAME JOKES on the way up and the way back...they don't remember, they think I am freekin hilarious.

*I like God, my family, true friends, my car, the fact that you are smiling, socks right out of the dryer, cruises, Sinatra, REAL NY Pizza, being on stage, people who enjoy life, golfing in December, The "Rigatoni D" at Maggianos, and, apparently..."quotes", (parenthesis), and the occassional run-on sentence. I cry at the end of Wedding Singer. Every time.



If after viewing this page, you like millions before you, just CANNOT resist the urge to write me and tell me how cool, good looking, funny, humble etc etc etc... you think I am, please, do me a favor,

...write me twice.
Who I'd like to meet:
Mr. Ed McMahon and company. You know, with one of those big, Happy Gilmore checks. MySpace Layouts

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   Derrick's Friend Space (Top 3)
Derrick has 499 friends.
 julie 


 Kristy 


 RANDY 





Derrick's Friends Comments
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Shanda





Sep 27 2008 1:14 AM

DERRICK!
Crazy T Wild





Sep 23 2008 4:13 PM

Thank you for adding me!!I look forward to seeing you again soon!!You are Blessed!!And my favorite saying is.."Believe In Miracles"!! Miracles really do happen and you are living proof of that!!You Rock!! Thanks,Crazy T Wild
Xtreme Ministry





Sep 22 2008 12:32 PM

Just dropping by to wish you a blessed week.
God bless!
~*~Hot Wheels~*~


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Sep 21 2008 7:27 AM

It was great meeting you tonight!
Paul Bond





Sep 18 2008 4:09 PM

Wat up foker? hope you are doing great!!!Give me a Derrick update when you got a chance.
Kelly Terranova





Sep 8 2008 4:51 PM

See you on Wed.
!
Maurice





Sep 3 2008 10:04 PM

thx for the add my man! keep up the funny bro!!!
TAMIKA





Aug 31 2008 3:19 AM

Hey you! Remember me?? I just realized that I will be in Nashville the same days as you are! :) Hope to see you!!
Comedian Rich Jones™





Aug 28 2008 1:26 AM

Dude, I didn't know you do musical comedy!!
Kat





Aug 12 2008 2:38 PM

Silly derek

DAVE AND BRIAN





Aug 6 2008 1:28 PM

What up Playa?
Tricia





Aug 4 2008 12:15 PM

Crazy Derrick,

You were awesome at camp this week in Texas. The kids were always excited to see you come out.
Thanks for being such a great kid person!!!
Comic Connie Sercey





Jul 14 2008 4:03 PM

Have a great week and a Fab summer Derrick!
Alex





Jun 27 2008 8:05 PM

Great show the other night... hopefully we will see you off stage soon~ you and mandy make plans, and me and Chad will invite ourselves!!
Paul Bond





Jun 17 2008 6:47 AM

Just a quick Hello to my new friend!!! Keep in touch and keep that great outlook my brother!!!
Jason Earls





Jun 12 2008 4:57 PM

My man, it was great meeting you at the conference. You're a funny dude, man! Keep it up bro.
John Garrett





Jun 9 2008 1:05 PM

Thank you for finding me on MySpace! It was great hanging out in Anaheim. Keep up the good work.
Comedian Rich Jones™





Jun 6 2008 4:33 PM

Comedian Rich Jones™





Jun 6 2008 8:27 AM

Meredith





Jun 4 2008 1:23 PM

Hey there, its been a minute.
How are you? What are you up to? Hope all is well!!!
Kathy





Jun 1 2008 1:57 AM

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Erik w/a "k"





May 27 2008 8:32 PM

actually i clean the chalkboards for Mrs. Hemplemire every day after school.
Kathy





May 15 2008 10:47 PM

Are these 3 of your favorite people, or what?????
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TAMIKA





May 7 2008 5:31 AM

wedding singer

I have to say that I always thought this was one of the sweetest songs ever written :)..glad to know you like it too.....
Comedian Rich Jones™





May 5 2008 11:01 PM

Dude, if you look at my top friends, it looks like you're checking out He-Man...
Biker Karen





May 4 2008 4:21 AM

Derrick you were great tonight cant wait till you come back to Visani!
love ya
Karen
Elizabeth





Apr 28 2008 9:56 PM