Dimmu Burger
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nasty, brutish and short
Female
37 years old
Tha Sizznell, Georgia
United States
Last Login: 12/16/2009
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Mood:
angry
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Dimmu Burger's Interests
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| General | I believe in the Three Rs: Robby the Robot, the Redskins, and Robitussin DM.
Proud founding member of the following Benevolent Secret Societies and/or Organized Crime Syndicates:
The Noble Unified Tactical Society for Ass Clownery (N.U.T.S.A.C.)
Drunken Sleepover, Inc.
La Cobra Nostra
H8luminati
International Merry Pranksters (I.M.P.s)
Knitting Liberation Army
The Satanic Women's Guild
Also, this animated gif kicks the ass of every other animated gif in the world:
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This movie is TERRRRRRIBLE. Do not be fooled because Crispin Glover is in it. It sucks a fat one.
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Dear Magnús Sheving:
Please do an episode of Lazytown where Sporticus comes to my house and feeds me grapes. Shirtlessly.
Love,
Hateburger
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Redskins Standings
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How the fuck did we beat the Broncos?
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Craftiness |
Dr. Craftenstein Okay, this link mysteriously works again.
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Educate Yourself |
James Randi Educational Foundation
unamerican
Pointless Sites
Engrish.com
Carny Lingo
Deviancy Amplification Spiral
Subverting Phone Trees
Bypass Compulsory Registration
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Get Religion |
Myspace refuses to link to this page. So it's http://www.subgenius.com/
First Presleyterian Church
Myspace refuses to link to this page too. So it's http://www.geocities.com/presleyterian_church/
Jesus of the Week
"We are all atheists, some of us just believe in fewer gods than others. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen F. Roberts
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"The Inspector General" Nikolai Gogol
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Nope - instead of heroes, we're going to do Mortal Enemies:
1. REO Speedwagon
2. Bill Kurtis from A & E
3. Michael Fucking Bay
4. [Insert Joey Crack's enemies list here]
5. Wilford Brimley
In no particular order: Those fuckers in the "Free Credit Report" ad, Andie McDowell, Thomas Kinkade "Painter of Light," the unfunny three-headed hydra that is Billy Crystal/Whoopie Goldberg/Robin Williams + that "Blue Collar" bullshit + Wanda Sykes + Carlos Mencia because none of that shit is ever funny, wrap skirts, Melanie Griffith, people that leave time on the microwave instead of wasting all that energy hitting "CLEAR", Mariah Carey, the man that invented pleated pants and skirts, Ticketmaster, raisins, FOX "News", Anne Geddes, Bell South and AT&T and the monopolistic merger they rode in on, ComCast, whoever put Keanu Reeves in "Dracula," CarMax Auto Finance, actually CarMax PERIOD, Verizon, IBM, people that say "channel your inner [whatever]!!", Carey Paul Honda, Bank of America, Washington Mutual, the Oak tree, and DayQuil. Also I should mention that my husband's Mortal Enemy is Craig T. Nelson. And my wife's current Mortal Enemy is T-Mobile.
I'll probably update this pretty regularly, so don't think you're off the hook if you don't see your name. You know who you are.
ON NOTICE: The bird that keeps shitting in the middle of my windshield. I suspect the Retardinal.
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BEER!, Royal Order Of Flappa-Doo, The real THUNDER DRUNKS, The L.B.C. (Los Vatos Snowcones), The Society for Bitter Bastards, La Cobra Nostra, CORPORATE MUSIC IS BULLSHIT, Washington Redskins Fans
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| Status: | Married | | Religion: | Atheist | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Occupation: | Skeet Surfing |
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