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DUBIE
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"who cares"
Male
34 years old
Columbiana, Ohio
United States
Last Login: 10/3/2008
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DUBIE's Interests
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| General | tits&tires
| | Movies | Christine,Used Cars | | Television | there's nothing good on anyway | | Books | do car/motorcycle mags count? how about porn rags? | | Heroes | my Dad |
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DUBIE's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Dating, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | north lima oh | | Body type: | 6' 1" / Some extra baggage | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | who really fuckin' cares |
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About me:
I am a shitty friend,I'll ignore the people that call me their friend for extended periods of time,and when I do pay attention it will be weird & inappropriate. ...............................................................................................................
My job consists of basically hiding my contempt for the assholes in charge,and once a day retiring to the men's room to jerk-off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell. ............................................................................................................... Testosterone is one lonely creepy motherfucker. ...............................................................................................................
"No,I don't want to see pictures of your baby,I know it's cute.All babies are cute,God made them that way so you don't hit them with bricks" ............................................................................................................... "Here's a diet plan for you. One bump(coke) right after you wake up, and another bump every 15 minutes for the rest of your life. This way you don't have to worry about having a sensible dinner" ............................................................................................................... "Women love to laugh at guys getting hit in the balls, it must be the same way we laugh at abortions." ............................................................................................................... "Two of every animal on the planet? The thing would have to be the size of fucking Utah" ............................................................................................................... "I'm a fucking ADULT, you think a candy bar is going to make me forget about my problems? I need seditives." ............................................................................................................... "you'll never get dressed as quick as when you wake up next to a naked dead chick." ............................................................................................................... "Whenever I bring up a Woody Allen movie, people look at me like a genius can't fuck their stepdaughter" ...............................................................................................................
Let me fill you in on something. Every vag on this planet can take every dick on this planet. They push fuckin 8 lb babies through that thing, nobody has a dick the size of an 8 lb baby. Nobody says " It's too big, put it in my c-section" ...............................................................................................................
"You shouldn't do too much drugs. Because until you do too much, it's fine." ...............................................................................................................
"If I went back in time I would take a lighter with me and tell everyone I'm God...'hey, its me, and I brought a piece of the sun with me...who wants to learn how to give a blow job?'" ...............................................................................................................
"I hate it when the guys throw their broads on their shoulders at concerts, I mean, are we gonna chicken fight or what? Lets throw down.
You know when I throw a broad on my shoulders, she's going backwards, nose-to-pussy.
I don't need some chicks pussy on the back of my neck, I got enough problems in my life" ...............................................................................................................
"I honestly think that when you first start dating a girl, have sex with her mom. Just to see what the future holds." ...............................................................................................................
"Did you even listen to anything that Shirley Phelps Roper said? We're at the End of Days here! But...I think we've still got some Sodomy time left...we've got time to enjoy some sodomy" ...............................................................................................................
"you watch this stuff on tv...if you were from another planet and saw this, you'd say, 'I can't believe that these retards build bridges and can fly'" ...............................................................................................................
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Who I'd like to meet:
Don't I know enough people already. .................................................................................................................
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