The Duchess of Spitmeadow
"bugger."

Female
35 years old
BROOKLYN, New York
United States



Last Login: 6/18/2008
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    The Duchess of Spitmeadow's Interests
Generaldrink. smoke. existensial philosophy. game shows. petty thievery. cosmetics. more drink.
Musicthe clash. beethoven.
Moviesfellini, godard, kubrick, fritz lang, SCORSESE. deliverance is bloody funny.
Televisionrots your mind, love. i only watch it for the cosmetics commercials.
Bookskierkergaard, wittgenstein, sartre, nietzche, thomas aquinas, lao tzu, socrates, buddah, marie claire
Heroesme mum.

     The Duchess of Spitmeadow's Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Dating
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Spitmeadow, England
Body type:0' 0"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Income:$75,000 to $100,000



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About me:
oy, what's this then? some daft bloke took a picture of me and sells 'em at
Marty's Sock Puppet Portrait Online Emporium

i don't bloody well know who the sod is buyin 'em. daft business, that, but to each his own and all that muss, i suppose.

as like as not, i'm just another broad from spitmeadow, i suppose. the title don' mean much, every other trollop in the village is 'lady' this or 'princess' whatnot. the butcher's wife stole me little brother and sold him to gypsy folk and she's a ruddy Countess, the trollop.

there's not much to say, really, love. i'm a decent enough gal who likes a drink and a smoke, if you catch me drift. s'got nothin to do with needin it, mind ya. it's what i like. a good lookin bloke comes my way, i say, 'why not?' i like to listen, i like to meet all manner of folk.

bugger the lot of humanity, to be frank. folks is too busy preenin and fussin to stop and know what's really what, in my opinion. but what do i know, i'm just another broad from spitmeadow.

bugger.
Who I'd like to meet:
folks is fine, especially the kind who'll buy a girl a drink. so as long as you ain't full of yourself and you'd care for a cup or three, i don't discriminate so much. we'll all be a bit better off if you don't, too, love. i'm up for a bit of whatever, you know? maybe we hit the towne, we shake it up, we knock over a joint and we see where the night takes us? or else maybe you find me a lousy drink, i knock out your teeth, and you wake up short a wallet and a pair of trousers? howzabout that, then, cutey?

bugger.

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Izzy Maxwell





Jul 4 2008 3:13 PM

Happy Birthday, D-Spit!
J.S.G '08





Jul 3 2008 7:58 AM

I'll be celebrating your birthday a top a roof in NYC.
Have a good one, lovely!
Schmenge





May 3 2007 2:53 PM

Thank you for adding SCHMENGE!

Stay tuned for instructions fellow sock creature.
who





Apr 22 2007 12:47 PM

Heyas beautiful..thx fer da add
Krevin





Mar 26 2007 1:57 PM

whats up?
Krevin





Mar 19 2007 1:01 PM

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Terrycloth Green





Mar 8 2007 10:23 AM

dude, i'm never going to that bar again! not that they'd let me in...shoot, i can't remember what even happened at the end of the night. was that teacher-guy okay? oh, that's right - his rapping was awesome, we've gotta get him ADDICTED to whiskey, and then make him cut a record or something. RAWWKKK!
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