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The Duchess of Spitmeadow

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  • Duchess Spitmeadow

  • 36 / Female
  • BROOKLYN, New York, US
  • Last Login: 6/24/2009

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Interests

  • General

    drink. smoke. existensial philosophy. game shows. petty thievery. cosmetics. more drink.

  • Music

    the clash. beethoven.

  • Movies

    fellini, godard, kubrick, fritz lang, SCORSESE. deliverance is bloody funny.

  • Television

    rots your mind, love. i only watch it for the cosmetics commercials.

  • Books

    kierkergaard, wittgenstein, sartre, nietzche, thomas aquinas, lao tzu, socrates, buddah, marie claire

  • Heroes

    me mum.

Blurbs

About me:

oy, what's this then? some daft bloke took a picture of me and sells 'em at
Marty's Sock Puppet Portrait Online Emporium

i don't bloody well know who the sod is buyin 'em. daft business, that, but to each his own and all that muss, i suppose.

as like as not, i'm just another broad from spitmeadow, i suppose. the title don' mean much, every other trollop in the village is 'lady' this or 'princess' whatnot. the butcher's wife stole me little brother and sold him to gypsy folk and she's a ruddy Countess, the trollop.

there's not much to say, really, love. i'm a decent enough gal who likes a drink and a smoke, if you catch me drift. s'got nothin to do with needin it, mind ya. it's what i like. a good lookin bloke comes my way, i say, 'why not?' i like to listen, i like to meet all manner of folk.

bugger the lot of humanity, to be frank. folks is too busy preenin and fussin to stop and know what's really what, in my opinion. but what do i know, i'm just another broad from spitmeadow.

bugger.

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Who I'd like to meet:

folks is fine, especially the kind who'll buy a girl a drink. so as long as you ain't full of yourself and you'd care for a cup or three, i don't discriminate so much. we'll all be a bit better off if you don't, too, love. i'm up for a bit of whatever, you know? maybe we hit the towne, we shake it up, we knock over a joint and we see where the night takes us? or else maybe you find me a lousy drink, i knock out your teeth, and you wake up short a wallet and a pair of trousers? howzabout that, then, cutey?

bugger.

Comments

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  • ProfessorProfessor Doverbean

    Jun 24 2009 3:00 PM

    Do you know where my car is, dear?
  • Sgt. Bullocks and the N…

    Apr 2 2009 8:52 PM

    Oy - Bawston moved Wing nite to Thursday - I figure we just go both nights. More booze more booze.

    -b
  • the neverweres

    Jan 28 2009 10:22 PM

    good evening duchess and thank you
    for the add!
    the neverweres
  • ~*nikkitta*~

    Aug 28 2008 3:07 AM

    Ha, no it wasn't me at the bar, so no worries ;) good to hear from you though.... keep in touch my socky friend!
  • Izzy Maxwell

    Jul 4 2008 10:13 PM

    Happy Birthday, D-Spit!
  • Schmenge

    May 3 2007 9:53 PM

    Thank you for adding SCHMENGE!

    Stay tuned for instructions fellow sock creature.
  • whoPaul Cook

    Apr 22 2007 7:47 PM

    Heyas beautiful..thx fer da add
  • K DirtyKevin Sheeler

    Mar 26 2007 8:57 PM

    whats up?
  • K DirtyKevin Sheeler

    Mar 19 2007 8:01 PM

    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Terrycloth Green

    Mar 8 2007 6:23 PM

    dude, i'm never going to that bar again! not that they'd let me in...shoot, i can't remember what even happened at the end of the night. was that teacher-guy okay? oh, that's right - his rapping was awesome, we've gotta get him ADDICTED to whiskey, and then make him cut a record or something. RAWWKKK!