DUCK DUCK WALLY
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31 years old
Los Angeles, California
United States
Last Login: 10/27/2008
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| General | cheeseburgers, bacon, bacon cheeseburgers, my dog - dr. barry schwartzman (AKA the doctor), not getting killed, eating, losing hair, bacon cheeseburgers, trying to have sex with my girlfriend occassionaly, trivial pursuit, and bacon cheeseburgers. and bacon by itself. and cheeseburgers by themselves. and perez hilton. | | Music | RAP (ORAL B IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE). | | Movies | the big lebowski, anything by quentin tarantino. | | Television | the price is right, jem and the holograms. | | Books | DUCK DUCK WALLY! now available for pre-order on amazon.com, BN.com, and borders.com (and wherever else books are sold)! IN STORES AUGUST 14th!
CLICK HERE: Duck Duck Wally: A Novel.
also: philip roth (plot against america), elmore leonard (get shorty), david sedaris (me talk pretty one day), chuck klosterman (sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs), harlan coben (tell no one), carl hiasson (skin tight), nick hornby (high fidelity), tom perrotta (little children), chuck palahniuk (fight club), will clarke (the worthy), bret easton ellis (american psycho), nelson demille (the gold coast), peter farrelly (the comedy writer), joan didion (the white album), bruce wagner (still holding), steve martin (the pleasure of my company), jane smiley (good faith), russel banks (rule of the bone), kurt vonnegut (cat's cradle), lesley arfin! (dear diary). a few of my favorite books (by other authors aside from the above): the count of monte christo (my all-time fave), kane and abel, all my friends are going to be strangers, the old man and the sea, the time travellers wife, ender's game, stranger in a strange land, the beach, shogun, the princess bride, the electric kool-aid acid test, harry potter(s), the winner, the maltese falcon, what makes sammy run, the big sleep, the postman always rings twice, derailed, the death and life of bobby z, gates of eden, the alienist, catcher in the rye, bright lights big city, papillon,the complete prose of woody allen, jonathan strange + mr. norrell, kavalier + clay... shit, man. sooooo many more. OH! and what's that other one called? that absolutely hilarious one about the guy who's a ghost writer for that rapper named oral b? oh, man. that shit is a friggin' riot! what's it called again? oh yeah - Duck Duck Wally. | | Heroes | "BY FAR, THE FUNNIEST BOOK I'VE EVER READ."
-karyn rotter, mother of the author
"GABE ROTTER IS MY NEW FAVORITE AUTHOR. I COULDN'T PUT THIS BOOK DOWN!"
-steve rotter, father of the author
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE."
-sir mix-a-lot, rapper
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | Some extra baggage | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries |
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About me:
COMING IN AUGUST FROM SIMON & SCHUSTER(Duck Duck Wally: A Novel.)
Get Shorty meets The Big Lebowski in this rollicking modern comedy by a clever and hilarious newcomer.
Meet Wally Moscowitz. He’s not a geisha or a boy wizard or a single chick living in the city and buying shoes and being totally fucking cooler than you'll ever be. He’s just an overweight, thirty-something putz whose only ambition in life is getting his dirty children’s book published. But boy, does he have a story to tell.
Wally’s day job is TOP SECRET. As ghostwriter for Oral B, the most famous gangsta rapper in the world, Wally is the real mastermind behind Godz-Illa Records’ best-selling artist, and the best-kept secret in the Industry. But if word gets out about Wally’s true profession, Godz-Illa’s kajillion-dollar rap empire will be sunk, and Wally will be dead meat.
When Wally comes home one particularly bizarre afternoon to find a ransom note and his best friend and dog, Dr. Schwartzman, missing, Wally goes to great lengths to stop the dognappers, while keeping the big secret under wraps. He must, if he wants to walk away with his job, not to mention his life, intact.
The hunt for Dr. Schwartzman and the blackmailing thug who is trying to reveal hip-hop’s biggest conspiracy becomes a wild goose chase and media circus in which everyone becomes a suspect: Sue Schadenfreude, Wally’s girlfriend who makes a pretty penny massaging Barbra Streisand’s Papillion, Yenta; Pardeep Vishvatma, Wally’s neighbor who keeps a watchful eye on all the suspicious characters looming about the hood; Jerry Silver, Wally’s slick-rick, self-styled super agent; Abraham “Dandy” Lyons, Wally’s boss and Godz-Illa CEO bad-ass with Suge Knight’s street cred and Tony Soprano’s “friends”; Jem, the fiery, achingly-familiar vixen who steals Wally’s heart; Yo Yo Pa and Teddy Bizzle, Oral B’s entourage; and the mysterious mob crew: Five-two Lou, Six-seven Kevin and Balsamic Vinny, who show up when Wally needs them most.
Duck Duck Wally is a hilarious romp through the absurdities of Los Angeles, the bombastic details of hip-hop culture, and a day in the life of what was supposed to be the painfully ordinary existence of Wally Moscowitz.
"I thought I was funny. But after reading 'Duck Duck Wally', I'm not funny at all. Gabe Rotter is. (Even his name sounds funny.)"
--chuck barris, author of "confessions of a dangerous mind" and "the big question."
"Gabe Rotter will remake the current political landscape with this trenchant, insightful, and authoritative analysis of America's policy agenda. Okay, he won't. But Wally Moscowitz for President."
--ariana huffington, author of "on becoming fearless" and co-founder of "the huffington post."
"I thoroughly enjoyed the hilarious, original, and very strange Duck Duck Wally. Gabe Rotter is hugely talented, extremely funny, and, I suspect, a complete lunatic -- a lunatic who sure can rhyme. Read this book fo shizzle."
-- Lisa Lutz, author of The Spellman Files
"'Duck Duck Wally' brilliantly exploits the absurdities of modern pop culture. Rotter's menagerie of oddball characters will have readers hooked from page one."
--brad listi, author of "attention.deficit.disorder."
"In addition to being a kick-ass debut novel, Duck Duck Wally is a complete
abs work-out that will tone and tighten your entire core! I haven't laughed
this hard in a long time."
—Will Clarke, author of THE WORTHY: A GHOST'S STORY
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Who I'd like to meet:
YOU!
Gabe's upcoming book signings and/or readings:
*11/15 - Village Books, Pacific Palisades, 730pm
please come on out and support DDW!
if you have a large book club or other group and would like to book gabe to come speak at an event, please send a request to: wallymoscowitz@yahoo.com.
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