So recently i've come to the knowlege that scientists have discovered this wonderful thing called air. I'm gonna have to admit that over the years I have become quite fond of air, so that gave me this wonderful idea to make me fairly rich in a reasonable amount of time. I am going to hire the band Guns n' Roses and the Russian government(I chose this government because of its fairly efficiency level and cheapness), then with Guns n' Roses and the Russian government we are going to go to Scottland and steal all of the kilts. Once we get all of the kilts we will then make uor move. First the Russian government will duck tape all of the kilts together, then the extremely kind hearted singer for Guns n' Roses(I needent emberass him and use his name) will fill our large kilt baloon with hot air by raving on and on about how his voice hurt in Germany. Then we have to kill the Russian government (wich should'nt be too hard) as well as all of the members (and former members) of Guns n' Roses so that our secret stays safe. As soon as all of this is done we will then go into phase 2 of my master plan. In phase 2 we need to start collecting all of the air in the entire world starting with Russia as we have already eliminated their government then we can try to sell it to a little place I like to call America. After 5647 days and 59.87435 seconds we will realize that we accidently killed america and now have to sell the air to the "East Indian Trading Company" and we will make 76 dollars, 29 cents and 9348765 pounds of raw dough.
my heart jumped a little in fear upon reading about the death of chris moore. but he's still alive in all of our hearts, in our spirits, and in the soul of everything we do.
