Actually I don't remember being born...
It must have happened during one of my black outs
-James Morrison
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Tanner: ew loook its the kuntbus Ayla: lmfao. kuntbus Ayla: haha u fucking tittybush Tanner: yup you cocktopolus Ayla:LMFAO Ayla:now that was clever. i like that one Ayla: i think ur profiles dull... i shuld be in it Tanner: ight cellular cock? Ayla: no thats dumb Ayla: whats with u n cocks? go for somthing like... Ayla: ass tweeker Ayla: or ball waxer Tanner: ohhh ok oh thank yoou god of insults Ayla:HAAHAH its my life. Ayla:...did u just add - SISTA - to ur profile in floresent green that no one can even see Tanner: nah it was already therr Ayla: oh rly... well im fucking excited about that Tanner: yah maybe you shuld lay of the kuntshrooms Ayla: hahhaha <3 Tanner: lol i like that one Ayla: me 2 Ayla: i have bug bites... on my arm and im not happy about it Tanner: oh jeez go freaking cry about it Ayla: shut the fuck up u teeth grinding tittybush. Ayla:god tittybush never gets old Tanner: i thinks so Ayla:uhm no. say it aloud. ull see Tanner: cockfloss Tanner: cumcheese Ayla: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH Ayla: cockfloss Ayla:ball floss makes more sence ... but cock floss has a nice ring to it Tanner: ik Tanner: i called someone cuntrocket the otha day Ayla: did u? i love that one Ayla: i saw wanted and it was fucking SHWEET Tanner: i heard it blew hujungus whale nuts Ayla: its one of those movies u ether love or hate Ayla: and i fuckin loved it. Tanner: you have a horrible taste in movies =p Ayla: yea. but this is fucking awsome. not only do u get to see angelina jolies butt... but its fucking funny with awsome action Tanner: i do love angelina jolies butt Ayla:who dosnt Tanner: idk Ayla: thats rite. Ayla:so how culd the movie be bad. ull like it ... seriously Tanner: ur rite ima have to go out rite now and watch it Ayla:fuckin smart ass Tanner: thattts meeee Tanner:i changed that thingy your in it now Ayla: yessss<3 its gana go in mine profile too Tanner: SMUT MUFFIN Ayla: that actuly sounds like a flavore Tanner: ik its creepy Ayla: its like- would u like a smut muffin with ur cumachino and assbrowns? Tanner: cumachino o god Tanner: i wanted to be asleep like an hour ago Ayla: my life story Ayla: this is goin on the myspace too LMFAO Tanner: dooo it Ayla:im gana Tanner:good
Sam:i just did the dumbst thng ever... Ayla:you slep with a married man? Krist. Sam:i droped my tweezers in my tolite when i was taking a piss Ayla:hahaha well at least you didnt flush them Sam:Fuck yes i did i wasnt stickin my hand in a piss toilet Ayla:hahhahaha SAM! its just piss. ges URIN a pretty HAIRY situation. haha get it? URIN haha HAIRY bc the tweezers Sam: ur A fucking MAZING
Ayla:its cute how u and ur mom both say that to me at night. must run in the family. ;) Sam:its a habbit. i picked it up after your mom kept screamng it in bed with me Ayla: at least u can use a bed. me n your mom have to go outside only bc she left a crabs/skidmark combo on the sheets. had 2 burn that quilt. Sam:you should really see a doctor my mom new you were dirty from the start. she got that from you. runs in YOUR family. Ayla:Well your mom said it was your bed anyways and youd get a new quilt after you payed off your gambling debts- so how bout me and u ya no... do the horizantle tango? i pay good your mom knows. LMFAO Sam: I was thinkin that too. you know were goin after these older ladies when we should be spendin a little more time together. but so u no if i knock you up im not payin child support. your mom knows. hahahah Ayla:Our poor mothers <3
Funny you ask.... Last week was one of the hardest weeks i've had to go through in a while.... Last Monday night.... Two of my friends got in a car accident.... And they.... didn't make it. The police said they died instantly.... But i went to the open casket viewings.... Which they shouldn't have had for either of them due to the condition their bodies were in.... And then the next day i went to both of their funerals.... So its been an EXTREMELY rough new year for me.... :(
hey text me just got my new phone and dont have any of my contacts and remeber wen i told u tht i had a dream with my theet falling out wat does it mine again i foget i just had another one last night
-James Morrison
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