Dale

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  • Dale Dudley

  • 98 / Male
  • Texas, US
  • Last Login: 10/29/2009

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Interests

  • General

    When the president talks to God Are the conversations brief or long? Does he ask to rape our women's' rights And send poor farm kids off to die? Does God suggest an oil hike When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God Are the consonants all hard or soft? Is he resolute all down the line? Is every issue black or white? Does what God say ever change his mind When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God Does he fake that drawl or merely nod? Agree which convicts should be killed? Where prisons should be built and filled? Which voter fraud must be concealed When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God I wonder which one plays the better cop We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke That's what God recommends When the president talks to God Do they drink near beer and go play golf While they pick which countries to invade Which Muslim souls still can be saved? I guess god just calls a spade a spade When the president talks to God When the president talks to God Does he ever think that maybe he's not? That that voice is just inside his head When he kneels next to the presidential bed Does he ever smell his own bullshit When the president talks to God? I doubt it I doubt it ..

  • Movies

    Never date a woman that does not get the following films:

    The Big Lebowski

    Raising Arizona

    This is Spinal Tap

    Napolean Dynamite

  • Television

    LOST Prison Break The First 48 Survivorman Cops "Why my rights bein' readin?"
  • Books

    Books I can Remember reading:

    The Time Travellers Wife

    A Confederacy of Dunces

    Curious Incident about a Dog in the Nightime

    Tin Can Soldiers

    The Old Man and the Tee (Written by one of my bestest friends)

  • Heroes

    BILL FUCKING HICKS

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Monahans or Tyler Texas depending on when you ask.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 4" / Slim / Slender
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Wiccan
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Some college

Schools

  • Texas Tech University

    • Lubbock, TEXAS
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: I cried Alot those years.
    1984 to 1984
  • Lee H S

    • Tyler, TEXAS
    • Graduated: 1979
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Major: D's mostly
    • Clubs: Class Fucking Clown Bitch!
    1977 to 1979

Latest Blog Entries

Blurbs

Who I'd like to meet:

I've Met Chuck Norris. Who else is there?

Comments

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  • Aug 25 2008 7:13 PM

    This is Dale during his cocaine days!
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  • Kay

    Aug 23 2008 4:24 PM

    "Suck or Run"
  • Aug 15 2008 4:06 PM

    Happy B-Day little guy
  • Aug 15 2008 3:05 PM

    Happy Birthday buddy!! : ]]

    Much Love
    The Shoreline
  • Aug 15 2008 2:31 PM

    Happy Birthday, bro.
  • Aug 15 2008 2:22 PM

    HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY...HOPE U HAVE A GOOD ONE...I KNOW U WILL!!!!!!!
  • Aug 15 2008 2:15 PM

    Happy birthday from a faithful listener in Afghainstan
  • Aug 15 2008 2:11 PM

    Happy Birthday, Dale. I hope Austin is treating you well. Take care, Wendy
  • Aug 15 2008 2:00 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DALE!
  • Aug 15 2008 1:51 PM

  • Aug 15 2008 1:42 PM

    Happy Birthday
  • Aug 15 2008 1:19 PM

    HaPpY BiRtHdAy!
  • SHE CRAVES Online Now!

    Aug 15 2008 12:23 PM

    Happy birthday from one Leo to another!
    -Ben
  • Aug 15 2008 10:54 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
  • Aug 15 2008 8:07 AM

    Happy Birthday Dale!!!
  • Aug 15 2008 7:14 AM

    hey happy birthday man!
  • Aug 15 2008 5:51 AM

    Its all about the pride. Happy Birthday Fellow Leo.
  • Aug 15 2008 3:59 AM

    How'd I miss that we're both Leos? Happy Bday Dale! See you soon!!!
  • Aug 14 2008 10:58 PM

    Happy Birthday Dale! The re-runs aren't actually that bad at all.

    My favorite so far is the one day where you were in a bad mood, and Bob's fake stories about Willie Nelson set you off. Absolute Hilarity!
  • Aug 14 2008 9:54 PM

    happy birthday, have a good one.
  • Aug 14 2008 9:39 PM

    Wishin' you a Happy, Happy Birthday.
  • Aug 14 2008 5:48 PM

    1nch Punch wishes you a Happy Birthday Week!!! Now go get CRAZY!!!!!
  • Aug 13 2008 8:15 PM

    Dale,
    Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. Know I will always love you and the show.
  • Aug 20 2008 2:59 PM

  • Aug 18 2008 2:11 PM

    welcome back thank F@#&ing god you guys are back