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I love acting and the entire process of movie making from the writing to the final credits. I watch a shitload of movies... If you're not from Maine, that means A LOT. I have written several movie scripts and have a couple that I am very proud of...that's movie scripts not people, although there are some people who I am very proud of. I like most sporting activities. Lately have been craving for some downhill action.
Music
I listen to all types of shit!
Movies
Shaft... Fuckiator...Meet the stupid fucking Parents...Red Rose...Notebook(What a stupid,sappy f..ing movie, but the girl is f..ing hot)...Bullworth(The way things really are, but none of the maggots have balls enough to adimit it)... Lord of The Rings(I wish more people looked like Gollum. How'd u like to get a bj from him?? OUCH)... Nightmare Arcade(This is one of my stupid scripts I wrote... who gives a shit). Coach Carter(Sam Jackson kicks maggot ass). Little Miss Sunshine(Funny as hell the first time. It's what real families are like). Transporter I&II. CRANK!!!!(This mother fucking kicks ass) The Shooter.
Maggot Man, Shitman, Fuckman, Dungholeman, Ruldolph the fucking reindeer, Superman, Batman, Boy Wonder, The Hulk, Nice People. People who write sensible laws for the benefit of mankind, not the benefit of their wallet (Yeah right what planet are you on).
My Name’s Duff. I know, how did I get so lucky? Why didn’t they just name me dingle berry?
I grew up in a small town called Friendship Maine where Casper the friendly Ghost apparently has a house. When you enter Friendship, we have this beautiful hand painted sign with ships on it, an ocean scenery, the sun is shining... At the top it says: "Welcome to Friendship". And at the bottom it says: "The Friendliest town in Maine". And all around that beautiful picture: BULLET HOLES. Welcome to the friendliest town in Maine.
People in my town talk funny. You can’t buy or sell alcohol, we have three churches and they all hold AA meetings on a regular basis. That’s one way to get people to come to church.
See you out and about...
Gitty Up or Gitty Down! Both are just as fun!
Who I'd like to meet: YOU. If you wanna chat, just give me a shouT. I DON'T BITE, UNLESS YOU WANT ME TOO. I'm on yahoo messenger as standupkindaguyforu. Please post a picture so I can see who I'm talking too. Hopefully a sexy one unless ur a guy, then don't because I don't want to see ur slong. After seeing mine it would be a SMALL dissapoinment..... Peace to all who give a SHIT!
My friend Bob wrote all this shit for me because he's a DINK!
Assholes, that don't appreciate the strengths in people, but are threatened by them, and would rather see them wallow in their own shit, than to see them succeed. And further more, people who will do anything to convince other people that they are actually the greatest pile of dung shit this side of the smelliest shit farm. People who truly enjoy the moment and process of stepping on other maggots and will stop at nothing to be number one maggot... People who are not genuine and caring and would rather praise themselves than to give a helping hand when someone else is down. Hot and sexy people in my previous life. Now, I really don't give a rats ass what they look like.. I really wanted to meet Julia Roberts at one time, but now I don't really give two shits. I use to think that she would definitely be a really fun person to spend the day with, and now I think it would be like rolling around at the shit farm. I do however still think that Jack Nicholson would be fun to hang out with because deep down, I don't think he really gives two shits about anybody but himself... Peace on the Scum Planet.
Hey you...thanks for the pic comment...you're too sweet:) I left you a bunch of comments today:) I really really have to see you perform sometime soon......send me your schedule if you can. Thanks cutie pa tootie:) Chrissy
duff u old bird u..how the hell are u! after watching some of your clips i dare not think what i would have turned into had i not left when i left..i think i could have turned out just as crazy as you. i was just thinking it was about 17 years ago i was chasing your ass down in a parking lot in fort lauderdale..you even stuck out in a crowd there..well at least your van did. hope all is well..keep 'em laughing at you and with you!
DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST FIVE TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY!!! ;) US SEXY PEOPLE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER.
wow thanks so much for the add.I have never heard of you no offense. I am very very impressed. I will spread the word of you comedy to all my friends. Just like I have Bob Marley. I will be buying your cd/dvd. TC VAlerie
