" In our city's glut of tired dives that proffer crusted- over beer glasses and call it character, Jimmy Duff's bar is the genuine article" - Village Voice/ Liquid City 1/05
Television
Channel 7
DUFF'S PRESENTS:DEATHTOBERFEST 2006 WITH DEICIDE
CARNIVORE : "GREET THE MEAT" AT DUFF'S
HALLOWEEN 2007 AT DUFF'S WITH PAUL BOOTH
MUDVAYNE "THE NEW GAME" CD LISTENING PARTY AT DUFF'S :
OCTOBER 1ST, 2008
DUFF'S LAST CALL AT NORTH 3rd STREET
Books
" A heavy metal bacchanal" - New York Press 4/05
Heroes
" A hard rocker's paradise" - New York Daily News - "Hot Spot" 4/05
DUFF'S Danzig's guitarist, Seventh Void, Anal Cunt + fuckin' Blowfly's band were in the house tonight. Seriously -Where the fuck else ?? Posted at 10:13 AM Nov 22 from Twitter view more
DUFF'S is the relocated world famous Bellevue Bar, rockin' New York City since 1999. The name & place have changed, but the game remains the same, uniting the metal community & rockin' good times .
Here's the skinny -
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Who I'd like to meet:
The calm, cool, and collected . People who know how to party for real - amateurs need not apply . "To some, it's a business, to us, it's a lifestyle"
Some of the bar's accolades :
2001 - 1 0f 2 New York Press Best of NYC awards
2001 - 2 of 2 New York Press Best of NYC awards
2002 - Village Voice Best of NYC award
2003 - Citysearch.com - Best Dive bar in NYC
2003 - Village Voice Best of NYC award
2004 - Village Voice Best of NYC award
2004 - Coney Island Mermaid Parade- 1st Place
2005 - Village Voice Best of NYC award
2005 - New York Press Best of NYC award
2005 - Citysearch.com - Best Jukebox in NYC
2005 - Citysearch.com - Best Dive Bar in NYC
2006 - Citysearch.com - Best Bartenders in NYC
2006 - Citysearch.com - Best Jukebox in NYC
2006 - Citysearch.com - Best Dive Bar in NYC
2006 - Shecky's Bar Guide - Best of NYC award
2007 - Coney Island Mermaid Parade - 1st Place
2007 - Citysearch.com - Best Outdoor Bar in NYC
2007 - Citysearch.com - Best Jukebox in NYC
2007 - Citysearch.com - Best Bartenders in NYC
2007 - Citysearch.com - Best Dive Bar in NYC
2008 - Inked Magazine - One of the top 39 bars in the USA
2008 - Citysearch.com - Best Dive Bar in NYC
The DUFF'S top friends is collection of employees, and some of the people and bands that have hung out with us at the bar over the years...
We had an incredible time at Duff's last night / this morning. Thank you so much for coming out to the show, and an even bigger thanks for hosting the after-party. Now if only this damn hangover'd go away...
DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*SEE MORE OF THIS STORY (since space here is limited) BY COMING BY AND VISITING ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section HAVE A GOOD 1 SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER
For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well,
thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack
Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee
Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6
children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins
Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school
dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married
Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married
Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double
wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding.
Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride,
Pisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Shit...
in 2012 our world will change positively for the human mankind!
drink clear water. breath deep and slowly. go outside and enjoy the nature. don't trust your ego - trust your fellings. follow your dreams. beware of illusions. if you do this i promise you: your life will change the best way!
kind regards! wolfgang
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