batchelor females don't tell the truth about what they think.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that holden has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow jells from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them.AFGONE.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with jell bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from AFGONE.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his package and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at AFGONE.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the jells will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.AFGONE.COM
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I forgot to say: I got the record a while ago and was listening to it driving in the winter nighttime in rural western Michigan in the snow out to Lake Michigan. Perfect.
ginnnnaaa & co. -408 tyler. This shit is screwing me on sending messages, it never says they were sent. So i apologize if this is the tousandth time you've received my room ... can't wait for the stuff, thanks again.
i wish wish wish i could be at the release party. :( unfortunately i'm stuck here in c-town. have fun though and congrats and all that. lemme know wen i can send you a check for a cd.
All day I've been singing, "1967, year of the war" to myself. Then I changed it in my head to "1967, year of the Boar." And then I looked on the Chineese calendar to see if 1967 really was a year of the Boar, but it's not. It's the Sheep. damn.
By the way, although I used to be smart and beautiful, good looks and brain cells diminish with age -- Sean Connery being the only known exception. So may I join your dumb and ugly club? Maybe we could build a fort or something down by the river and smoke Winstons in the moonlight. My mom will gladly supply the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anything to get me out of the house.
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