Dumb N00b
Dumb N00b Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Female
17 years old

United States



Last Login: 10/24/2009
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    Dumb N00b's Interests
General3D art, piano and bass, traditional art, sculpting, graphic design, computers, trolling the worst kind of sites, not being poked by my cousin Rebecca. Normally, I don't pimp sites, but thisisby.us is awesome. You can get paid to write all kinds of stuff, fiction, nonfiction, poetry, whatever. It is NOT a fanfic site, much more highbrow than that, though sex continues to sell. You can see my first article (which got on Best Posts) here.
MusicIn no particular order: Green Day, Beethoven, Weird Al, the Rolling Stones, Chopin, Chamillionaire, Alexander Scriabin, Wendy Carlos, Mozart, Strauss (Also Sprach Zarathrustra for the win), two or three Bowling for Soup songs although I have a lot more, Frankie Yankovic, some other punk bands. I hate Skrewdriver, any other stupid skinhead "punk" band, Avril Lavigne, Prince, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, K-Fed (who doesn't?), and have a personal grudge against Frederick Schumann.
MoviesAbsolutely anything by Stanley Kubrick...although every time I watch Eyes Wide Shut I want to kill Tom Cruise - but who doesn't? I also like Orson Welles, Fellini, Scorsese, some Tarantino, no matter how tacky, the Marx Brothers, random other movies. Little Man and Manos are the worst movies ever.
TelevisionI don't watch TV, although I do enjoy Robot Chicken.
BooksToo many to list, although I just finished Lolita and liked it very much. No, this does not mean the forty-year-old men of the world can hit on me.
HeroesAgain, too many to list. Some: Beethoven Weird Al Jim Thacker Stanislaw Lem Frank Zappa Kurt Vonnegut Emo Phillips James Brown Stanley Kubrick Xenophon of Athens

     Dumb N00b's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cloudcuckooland! Yays!
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Someday



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Pimp Out Your Myspace





My name is not Dumb N00b but I have no intention of telling you creeps what it really is. I'm an extremely lazy artist who but for my principles would model my life off the song "Longview". My dislikes include racists, fundamentalist anythings, and furries. I'm going to a smart-people school in the fall and this will be nice, as there are many dumb people I will get away from. I have met many creeps on the internet and therefore can fairly acutely identify the Teen Creep, the Humbert Humbert, the Weird Person in Love With His Video Games, etc. Please do not send me any marriage proposals.
Who I'd like to meet:
Many people, but most of them are dead. The ones who aren't I probably won't be meeting. Can I has tiem masheen plz?

   Dumb N00b's Friend Space (Top 22)
Dumb N00b has 74 friends.
 Richard 


 ~s.w.i.s 


 Marlon 


 UB 


 Dre 


 Guy 


 Lilac 


 V ! $ H N U 


 Ludwig van Beethoven 


 Weird Al Yankovic 


 Chamillionaire-GOOD MORNING VIDEO ON ITUNES NOW 


 Frank Zappa 


 Kristine 


 Bermuda Schwartz 


 Jim Kimo West 


 Melissa, AKA Molasses ~CPFoA~ 


 Alex 


 Alfred 


 Emo Philips 


 Dr. Demento 


 Bill Plympton 


 MC Lars 





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V ! $ H N U

V ! $ H N U



May 28 2008 7:07 PM

Life Is Allright with me
now its d holidays
and i am actually on vacation in the U.K
and i gotta tell u,its awesoomeee
so whts been up with cha??
anythin new with WEIRD AL AND CHAMILLIONAIRE?
ahah
Manic Creation of a guy on an emotional rampage

Austin Braymen



May 20 2008 9:42 PM

Hey Dumb N00b, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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V ! $ H N U

V ! $ H N U



Apr 25 2008 9:06 AM

Elsa??
oh so thats ur name
hehe..
what it do!!
how r u doin??
its been a while since i heard from ya
hows life goin
u said u were movin to boardin skool rite??
how is it comin along??

HOLLABACK AITE
~s.w.i.s

~s.w.i.s



Mar 20 2008 12:59 AM

Hey Elsa! How are ya? You gotta talk to me more! :) Listen maybe we can chill this weekend or who knows! Give me a call!
UB

UB



Feb 17 2008 7:02 PM

Hey Happy Valentines day too!
wut did u guys do?
I have a facebook, u should go find me!
UB gray
Add the new myspace paqee!:)♥

Rebecca☮ Martinez☮



Feb 11 2008 8:17 PM

Add the new myspace paqee!:)♥

Rebecca☮ Martinez☮



Feb 10 2008 7:19 PM

Richard

Richard Martinez



Jan 1 2008 6:10 AM

Y HALO THAR.
UB

UB



Dec 11 2007 9:42 PM

hey girl how r u? When gonna hang out ?
Lenzi

Lenzi



Nov 21 2007 10:42 PM

~s.w.i.s

~s.w.i.s



Oct 14 2007 6:43 PM

My god...You look cool in the profile pic!!!!!!!!!!! :o! ^.^
UB

UB



Sep 6 2007 2:03 AM

Hey wus upp girl I missing u where r u buddy?
Marlon

Marlon Farrugia



Aug 26 2007 10:54 AM

Christ, you reeeally don't like MewSkitty... oy, all the flaming.
I see Alex has taken a liking to you... does he happen to actually be you or Richard?
Alex

Alex



Aug 25 2007 3:09 AM

Lo me lovely. Care for a bit of the old in-out?
Marlon

Marlon Farrugia



Aug 21 2007 2:48 PM

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o147/crazymelon/RichardGhei.jpg Richard is ghei
Hacked....DAMN IT!

Hacked....DAMN IT!



Aug 19 2007 6:18 PM

hey...i was hacked so...and i keep getting hacked so im deleteing this myspace and i created a new one

myspace.com/swis4538

kay?

~Sara
Richard

Richard Martinez



Aug 19 2007 6:08 PM

You're probably not there, but, as a reminder, I'll probably call ya when my family gets in Waukegan... which'll probably be between four and six... meh. But, um, yeah, I'll call ya when I get there and stuff.
Richard

Richard Martinez



Aug 19 2007 5:38 PM

Oh my.


So how're our plans? I have a bunch of shit to do [drop off sisters to grandparents' house, eat with cousin... hey, get on Yahoo, so we can discuss this crap.
Richard

Richard Martinez



Aug 19 2007 5:23 PM

Time to see Al! YAY!!! ARE YA READY TO POLKA?!
Hacked....DAMN IT!

Hacked....DAMN IT!



Aug 8 2007 4:00 PM

Hey that would be fricking awesome! our mothers could talk and we could ditch them! :D but yeah and ill take you up on the offer for your dorm party! Hell ya! Nice background by the way.
Hacked....DAMN IT!

Hacked....DAMN IT!



Aug 5 2007 2:44 AM

HEY...GUESS WHAT??
YOU ARE ON MY TOP!!! AND YOU KNOW WHY??
1: BECAUSE YOUR FUNNY!!
2: BECAUSE YOUR MY HOMIE!!
3: BECAUSE YOUR COOL!
4: BECAUSE YOUR NICE!!!
5: BECAUSE YOU LUVV EVERYTHING!!!
DUHHHHHHHHH!! I LOVE YOU

** It is really true by the Way....:)
V ! $ H N U

V ! $ H N U



Jul 30 2007 6:56 AM

Yo Yo WhATz CrACkin????
how have u been !????
whoa...it has been an extremely long time since we last chat
so how r u ??
howz life??
anythin interestin???????
oh yeah....u do know dat we both r fanz of chamillionaire rite,have u watched his new video??hip hop police???
it was awesome......
hit me back aite dumb noob

tc
♥Laurelin♥{CPFoA}

laurelin ontai



Jul 27 2007 6:02 PM

Marlon

Marlon Farrugia



Jul 21 2007 4:20 PM

Hey, are you going to be on IM any time soon?
Cooooooome ooooon IM... nnnnnnow! Nnnnnnow! Gah, this isn't working.
Hacked....DAMN IT!

Hacked....DAMN IT!



Jul 20 2007 7:16 PM

YO! how is life?
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