Duncan

About me:

I have been stripped of my world table tennis championship title after failing 53 consecutive performance slurring drugs tests and according to one occasionally reliable source I hold the world record for walking backwards with a book on my head (27 miles)? I am exactly as old as match of the day. I was born exactly 479 years after Richard III went looking for a pony on Bosworth field. I am 3 years older than Milton Keynes. I like dates, melon, roast chestnuts, bubble and squeak and seafood and booze. I am the singer and drummer with Snuff, I was guitarist and singer with Guns and wankers, I play fiddle(badly) in "5 shitty fingers", do wierd stuff with Bonzer, I'm drummer and singer in Billy no mates(Japan), guitarist and/or drummer and vocalist in Billy no mates (UK), vocalist and guitarist or drummer in Duncans divas(Japan), drummer in the Toy dolls and I sometimes play an acoustic set, available for birthdays, weddings, funerals, plough monday celebrations etc. My house is full of noisy kids and tomato plants.