Hey there. Thanks for accepting Carbuncle as your special friend. To show my appreciation, I will pray to the god of your choice for one of the following (please check your choice and specify the god to whom we are making the request): ______ a firm hug from Mr. T; ____ Your ex to get an incurable STD; _____ an extra double cheeseburger that you didn’t order or pay for to be included in your next drive through bag of food; _____ a cure for anal fissures; _____ that you have the ability to talk to animals; _____ other (please specify).
