Unwanted Lawn Jockey
"The rates are better in the summer."

Male
24 years old
RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
Mood: crunk Mood Image
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    Unwanted Lawn Jockey's Interests
GeneralI am way more interesting than any of my interests. Writing, cooking spicy foods, painting odd images on canvases, urban exploration, trying to figure out if ghost are out there, making fun of divination but being obsessed with it, inventing characters for the sketch show I plan on having, yoga, finding obscure and bad horror movies, drinking mexican beer, smoking cigarettes while staying up late, waiting for lestat, watching true crime shows (when I have cable), closing my eyes while I listen to music, and dreaming about mary timony.
MusicMainly I like punk, alt-country, indie rock, rock en espanol, and some hip-hop. But there a few bands that I love more than food, those are: Helium/Mary Timony, The Dresden Dolls, REM, Cafe Tacvba, Courtney Love/Hole, and Cat Power. However I like to listen to new bands all the time.
MoviesJackie Brown, Ghost World, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Devil's Rejects, Hannibal
TelevisionSix Feet Under, Roseanne, Weeds, The New Detectives, Snapped, Reno 911, Ab Fab, Forensic Files, The Office UK version, Degrassi, Old School Real World
BooksMexico City Blues by Jack Kerarouc, Howl by Allen Ginsberg, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail by Hunter S. Thompson, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice, Hannibal by Thomas Harris. I try to read all the books by those authors.
HeroesErica and her vagina.
Groups: Homo Faux PasRaleigh's Queerist of the Queer and Non LameGay Guys in North CarolinaBetsy Ross took it in the ass and liked it!!i HATE samGhosthouse Rules

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     Unwanted Lawn Jockey's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Hometown:The bottom of the ocean
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Taoist
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids

   Unwanted Lawn Jockey's Schools
West Stanly High
Oakboro,North Carolina
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: nada wey
Clubs: hatred
 

1998 to 2002



Unwanted Lawn Jockey is a crazy motherfucker.

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Unwanted Lawn Jockey has 112 friends.
 ?possibly, maybe! 


 Luis 


 Joe 


 T-Racy 


 Elisa 


 Erik 


 Cactus Jack is Back 


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 Ravishingly Low 


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Nick





Jun 26 2008 8:29 AM

Why are you moving to charlotte?
BWI PRODUCTIONS.NET





Jun 25 2008 7:20 PM

Thanks for the add!!

Thanks for the add!
Stay tuned...... BWI Productions
Nick





Jun 24 2008 8:09 AM

PUNK!!!!!!!!!
d-volver





Jun 15 2008 11:40 AM

step up punk. if you wanna get personal, we can take this to da streetz...




...at southpoint.
Ravishingly Low





Jun 14 2008 3:40 PM

d-volver





Jun 12 2008 10:37 PM

i've been diggin' on santogold- i'd all but given up on new music- and now my manties are all wet-

i do feel a little vexed for having given res so much credit back in the day though-

did you move back to mexico?
Ravishingly Low





Jun 11 2008 8:32 PM

this is...interesting. Needless to say you were the first person I thought of when I saw it:

manuel





Jun 4 2008 11:37 PM

Have fun in the playa bicho
Bran-dizzle





Jun 2 2008 11:35 PM

Thanks for adding me...you still have my "cancer" lighter. I gave it to you about ten minutes before I left Raleigh for good.hahaha I hope you are doing well sweetie.
:)
Elisa





May 29 2008 10:36 AM

I think the withdrawls are starting to hit.
Nick





May 28 2008 7:28 AM

Come to Charlotte, I am bored. Entertain me!!! Actually........I have to go to Greenville on Sat for my sister's graduation so I am swinging through Raleighwood and maybe crashing there sat night.
You around?
manuel





May 27 2008 11:03 PM

hola chaval
Elisa





May 23 2008 11:14 PM

I missed you on my last day. Word.
manuel





May 10 2008 4:52 PM

working again you the best chaval
manuel





May 7 2008 3:08 PM

hola bicho how udoing working har.
Kelly Meow





May 6 2008 1:30 PM

joe's lyrics are much better than erica's...i love how he makes you feel like you're actually listening to the song...whatcha been up to? when you coming to tracy and i's place?
Joe





Apr 29 2008 7:36 AM

LOL@Erica's stupid lyrics!!

Go build a deck you dyke!

Mine are better:
How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold...
Maybe I'm just too demanding.
Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold.
Maybe you're just like my mother.
She's never satisfied.
Why do we scream at each other.
This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
EEEHHHH
EHHHEHE
EEEEH EEEH EH EH EH
(synthesizer scale)
When doves cry...When Doves cry...when doves cry...
?possibly, maybe!





Apr 15 2008 2:53 PM

Let me sing a song for you
That's never been sung before
All the words were meant for you
And never been said before
She kisses when she sleeps
She kisses when she's sleeping
Let me sing a song for you
A song that's worth the dreaming
Ravishingly Low





Apr 14 2008 1:37 PM

I hate this kid. I want to kill him and steal his life. I think he's rich and has connections to like, every awesome rock in spanish group.

http://www. myspace. com/cafeta
?possibly, maybe!





Apr 13 2008 2:30 AM

So buy a pretty dress

Wear it out tonight

For all the boys you think could out do me

Or better still, be my winding wheel
Ravishingly Low





Apr 5 2008 12:05 PM

Judge all you want but Jordan does this crotch pop move in the video (right around the 3 minute mark) and I lose all control.

Joe





Mar 31 2008 5:52 AM

~SeKsYtHuGByTcH~





Mar 25 2008 8:15 AM

We sure miss u too! Man its been a while.....and of course i love u. We were childhood best friends! Wubbbbbb lol
-Brooke
~Dark Decadence~





Mar 21 2008 5:22 PM

Thank you Dustin....but I'll never be as pretty as you!! ;) Love ya
T-Racy





Mar 21 2008 1:20 PM

Duuuuude. We should hang. Did you get your super-fantastic wheels yet?
Please don't hit my car with it:)
Kellymeow and I should be moving soon.
Right on!
Ravishingly Low





Mar 20 2008 10:41 PM

Consider this one more gift from your favorite neighbor down souf!




You're welcome.

(ps fast forward to like, 7:28)
Ravishingly Low





Mar 14 2008 10:23 PM

I am here:

Photobucket
Joe





Mar 11 2008 6:08 AM



Ravishingly Low





Mar 9 2008 10:45 AM


http://view.break.com/119585 - Watch more free videos
Bitches hate me!





Mar 7 2008 10:46 AM

Hey buddy how you doing? I miss you guys!!! Hope all is well with ya!!!
~Hope
elizabeth





Mar 6 2008 7:33 PM

i was looking through a box of stuff that had been in an attic for awhile and found our framed Deta photo -unbelievable!
Joe





Mar 4 2008 10:04 AM

Joe





Feb 22 2008 9:04 AM

Ravishingly Low





Feb 21 2008 10:48 AM

I'm stoked about it too! BTW you know what else I'm stoked about? the White Stripes song in espanyool. It made me giggle!
Later





Feb 20 2008 5:10 PM

whats going on man did u send me a text message??it said I love you Buddy boy so i figured it was you but i thought how did he get my number..what have u been up to man?
Cactus Jack is Back





Feb 20 2008 11:01 AM

D-Funk? more like D-runk.... hollaatchagirl!
T-Racy





Feb 20 2008 8:15 AM

I miss you, negroid
Joe





Feb 18 2008 8:25 AM

The Best One of the Best Ones...QUIEF!!





Feb 17 2008 11:24 AM

Why aren't you at work??
~Dark Decadence~





Feb 15 2008 7:58 AM

For some reason this makes me think of you...