David
David Scientists discover the origin of ambivalence

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30 years old
Washington, Washington DC
United States



Last Login: 8/18/2008
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    David's Interests
Generalsymmetry, probability, people watching, metallurgy, the beautiful game, grammar, obfuscation, the color blue, Pythagorean triples, sarcasm, civil engineering, sixth gear, palendromes, irreverence, Metroid, perfection
Music Guns N' Roses, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, The Who |
Prokofiev, Beethoven, Rachmaninoff, Mozart, Dvorak
MoviesAnything trippy, convoluted, and colorful. Like: "The Miracle Worker."

Also, I like artistic "films." Think: the Poison Ivy trilogy.
TelevisionI'm really digging the DVR channel.

BooksI like to while away my days making lists of books that I would read were I not illiterate. In a perfect world, books-on-tape would come on CD, or possibly in movie format.

On cold rainy afternoons, I breeze through "The Protestant Work Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism." Just like "The Cat in the Hat" and "The Catcher in the Rye," it's purely factual.
HeroesAnyone who's ever cried during the movie Poltergeist

Slash

Recreational marathon runners

The inventor of the Klondike bar

The person third-in-line to the Danish throne

Someone who owns a 1972 Ferrari Dino 246 GT

My surgeons

     David's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Williamsport, PA (I blame my parents)
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate

   David's Schools
American University
Washington,Washington DC
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

1997 to 2001
Wyoming Seminary Upper School
Kingston,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1994 to 1997

   David's Companies
El Banco de Alemunia
Bethesda, MD US
I make Excel look hot
Divisions tear us apart....

Princeton Review
Washington, DC US
I make taking the SAT look hot




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   David's Blurbs
About me:
"Lucky for us, there is a God, and he gave us light, the beasts, and the dark angel Lucifer, who gave us jagermeister, strip clubs, and Ticketmaster." -- David Wallace, April 25, 2006

"Escargot. My car go 160, swiftly. Wreck it, buy a new one. Ya' crew run run run. Ya' crew run run." -- Christopher Wallace, circa April 1996

In 1967, a group of physicists, theologians, and poets secretly met in Cleveland, Ohio to ponder the future of knowledge and discovery in the United States. Being that this meeting took place at the height of the Cold War, their purpose extended beyond the mere notion that scientific advancement may have reached a plateau. Instead, their covert meeting centered on how to extend the limits of science and knowledge to gain an upper-hand in the worldwide balance of power.

Realizing that the applications of physics to war were a far too obvious use of their combined talents, the clandestine gathering chose a different path: they sought to establish new parameters for and new measures of wealth and power. They scheduled periodic meetings to test their theories. Their efforts were met with numerous setbacks along the way: the 1969 disaster at Altamont; the 1972 OPEC oil embargo; Richard Nixon's resignation; Rod Stewart's rise to fame. However, time, progress, the human spirit, and a little ingenuity prevailed.

Their efforts reached a critical mass in 1978. A presentation at the University of Chicago on the quantum mechanics of negatively-charged ions and the notion of non-rotating electron clouds sparked a revelation that physical matter and spiritual matters were at once the same and yet completely unrelated. This thought gave life to the concept that a higher being--i.e. religion's notion of a "Chosen One" or a "Savior" and science's notion of a "Superman"--was nothing more than a person who was not mentally bound by the physical constraints of our world. In other words, they realized that perception is only one view of reality and that a change in perception could fundamentally alter reality.

I was born right after they realized this.

I think these guys went on to make the movie "The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai and the Journey to the 4th Dimension." Obviously, the manifestation of their discoveries was just about as stupid as their original intent.

True story: At the age of 15, I dropped out of high school. Two weeks before my sophomore year was to begin, I picked up the phone and told my school that I was transferring. They asked how long I’d be gone. I said "forever." They told me to call them back if I changed my mind. They did NOT, however, ask for proof. I was never required to produce parental signatures! Incidentally, whereas most high school dropouts would have hit the proverbial crack pipe, I hoisted my sails for the wonderful world of prep school, whereupon I became the polished motherf@$#er I am today.

Who I'd like to meet:
Fans of Matt Rees. Friends of Matt Rees. Enemies of Matt Rees. Those who have heard of Matt Rees. Haz-mat teams with "Matt Rees" experience.

Oh, and evidently, there's a German girl who thinks Matt Rees is dreamy. I'd like her to meet my crack team of anthropologists, psychologists, and steer wranglers.

Matt Rees sighting:

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David has 41 friends.
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 Alycia 


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Dec 28 2008 7:09 PM

Merry Christmas and happy new years to you my dear!
Cynder Ellen

Cynder Ellen



Jun 17 2008 7:06 AM

where's my bitches at? blargiddy blar blar
Rose-a-licious

Rose-a-licious



Oct 17 2007 9:38 PM

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Sometimes you feel like a nut...
Kodi

Kodi



Sep 7 2007 5:06 PM

hey you...miss you ;o)
Dorie

Dorie



Aug 24 2007 6:03 PM

Lunch in the next week or two?
Dorie

Dorie



Aug 23 2007 4:22 PM

Stop ignoring me!
Alycia

Alycia Kluenenberg



Aug 16 2007 4:21 PM

I'm so excited to see you guys next month! Yay!!
Dorie

Dorie



Aug 16 2007 1:24 PM

Where are you working these days? I just moved to our Bethesda office and was wondering if you are still in this neck of the woods..
Alycia

Alycia Kluenenberg



Jul 23 2007 1:40 PM

You would be proud of me. I actually went to a soccer game yesterday!
Jessica

Jessica



Jul 22 2007 3:25 AM

so when are you coming out here to see the worlds 'greatest soccer hero'
Steve

Steve



Jun 21 2007 4:14 AM

Guess what mystery word follows next? Supersize, energize, ostracize, M*****ize. I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with "hunger". And it's not the kind Snickers can satisfy. Zinger!
Robert

Robert



Jun 14 2007 4:30 PM

Dave Wallace is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for whores.
Robert

Robert



May 28 2007 4:50 PM

It's mainly to show off the sideburns and my awesome shoulder.

But only my left one. My right one sucks.
Alycia

Alycia Kluenenberg



May 16 2007 2:51 AM

You know, if what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, we wouldn't be friends. If we weren't friends, you wouldn't know Rose. What kind of life would that be??? :)
Regan

Regan



Apr 14 2007 12:34 AM

So put me on a highway
And show me a sine
And take it to the limit one more time
Alycia

Alycia Kluenenberg



Apr 8 2007 6:12 PM

Happy Easter
Kelly

Kelly



Apr 6 2007 9:45 PM

Happy Easter Myspace Glitter Graphics
Regan

Regan



Mar 30 2007 10:14 PM

I love Mitch Hedberg!

See you at nerd-fest tonight.
Robert

Robert



Mar 27 2007 4:58 PM

You know what your page needs, Dave? More videos.
Kelly

Kelly



Mar 17 2007 3:15 PM

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Robert

Robert



Mar 13 2007 1:57 AM

They do, don't they?

(No one else knows what I'm talking about. Awesome.)
jt

jt



Mar 6 2007 8:44 PM

whats up wallace?
eec

eec



Mar 5 2007 1:59 PM

hey, u playing kickball this year? i can only assume so, given your incredible status as lush.
Regan

Regan



Feb 22 2007 5:26 AM

You want to meet fans of Matt Rees? I'm totally a fan. Well, at least a friend.
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