I'm not gonna lie. I like guns. People say "Guns kill people" when in fact the hole left by the bullet kills people. I own many guns. My ultimate passion is swords. A true swordsman can deflect bullets. It's also the silent killer. Nothing allows you to sneak up on your victim and suprise him with death better than the Katana. I own 37 to be exact.
Music
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire! Throughout my workday I enjoy Froggy 101. They are the number 1 rated country-western station in Scranton.
Movies
Lord of the Rings. All of them. Yes, The Crow also. Fact: I was 'The Crow' for Halloween in 1995-1999, yet unlike Brandon Lee, I have once again cheated death.
Television
Anime. Pay per view kind. Americanime is an idea I have been working on for the past few years. I think the American public could learn a lot from Japanimators.
Books
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Heroes
John Rambo. Dirty Harry. All of the original Marvel superheros.
Dwight's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Dating, Serious Relationships
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Scranton
Body type:
5' 11" / Athletic
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Sales
Income:
Less than $30,000
Dwight's Companies
DUNDER-MIFFLIN PAPER PRODUCTS, INC. Scranton, Pennsylvania US Assistant (to the) Regional Manager Sales
About me: I'm a machine. I inhereted the traits of a god. Even though I have perfect eyesight I wear glasses so other people think I have a weakness. I'm a very adept martial artist. Trained in many of the Oriental fighting teachings like Filipino Kali, Indonesian Pentjak Silat, and Kun Tao Silat de Thouars. I'm a trained killer. It's actually illegal for me to talk about it, so I'll keep that as a warning.
Whas good..peep the page for some dope music...if you like it you can download it and enjoy it on the bus, train a nice jog down the lake front or even during class! What ever you do just be sure to check it out..
Hello Dwight Schrute, this is NotQuiteDwight. I am your doppelganger, perhaps even your twin. Don't believe me? Look at my pictures on my profile, then look at a picture of yourself. I don't think you'll be able to deny the uncanny resemblance. If you agree, contact me so we can take over the world.
