TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Um...Joeywood. Can't you people read?? Birthday: I think it was a Wednesday. It was pretty late. Birthplace: St. Louie, Misery Current Location: Here...where else COULD I be? Eye Color: Blue or green Hair Color: What, today? Height: Pretty much. Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both, thank you. Your Heritage: Goes back a looooong way. The Shoes You Wore Today: Need a good shine. Your Weakness: (o)(o)...need I say more? Your Fears: (o)(o)...need I say more? Your Perfect Pizza: FREE Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: What, just one? Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Nah-uh, don't use it. Thoughts First Waking Up: Good LORD, it's early! You're still here? Your Best Physical Feature: There's this little spot on the back of my knee... Your Bedtime: Who knows? Your Most Missed Memory: How do I know, if I missed it? Pepsi or Coke: Beer MacDonalds or Burger King: Beer Single or Group Dates: Um...beer? Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate beer! Cappuccino or Coffee: Yeah.....whiskey. Do you Smoke: If I'm on fire. Do you Swear: By my mother's testicles. Do you Sing: Like a dead bird. Do you Shower Daily: Yes. Yes, I do. Have you Been in Love: I think so. Do you want to go to College: I did. It's overrated, especially if you don't graduate. Do you want to get Married: I did. And no. Do you believe in yourself: Yoko and me. Do you get Motion Sickness: No...don't be a puss. Do you think you are Attractive: Every other Friday afternoon. Are you a Health Freak: LOOK at me, for chrissakes!! You know it. Do you get along with your Parents: Every other Friday afternoon. Kiss-kiss. Do you like Thunderstorms: I like Thundercats... Do you play an Instrument: Several, actually. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hahahahahahahahaha.... In the past month have you Smoked: Hahahahahahahahaha.... In the past month have you been on Drugs: No way, dude! Hahahahahaha.... In the past month have you gone on a Date: No way, dude! Boohoohoo.... In the past month have you gone to a Mall: One too many times. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I haven't. Liar. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You lie!! Just keep it up, man, I swear.... In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, running cables. In the past month have you been Dumped: Every day. Every goddamned day. In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not this time. In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Most likely. Ever been Drunk: Bwaaaahhhhllllll...... Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so. Not to my face, anyway. Oh, wait, yeah, I have. Ever been Beaten up: Ceaselessly. Ever Shoplifted: I'm not that strong. How do you want to Die: I don't...duh. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You mean it hasn't happened yet?? YES!!! What country would you most like to Visit: I'm staying here, man. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: I dunno. Favourite Hair Color: I dunno. Short or Long Hair: I dunno. Height: Just please have legs. Weight: ....Just please be able to STAND on your legs. Best Clothing Style: Naked, OK? Number of Drugs I have taken: Blue Number of CDs I own: Like I count. Number of Piercings: None Number of Tattoos: Three Number of things in my Past I Regret: THIS thing, for one. CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
