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Dynamic Discord Zenarchy (Agency)

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  • Genre: Comedy / Punk / Rock

    Location Berlin, De

    Profile Views: 89997

    Last Login: 5/13/2012

    Member Since 2/7/2007

    Website www.dynamic-discord-agency.com

    Record Label Various

    Type of Label Indie

  • Bio

    ..ATTENTION !!! DYNAMIC DISCORD AGENCY IS COMPELTELY INTO THE HANDS OF FATE !!! IF THERE WILL BE A FUTURE IN PROMOTING BANDS ... NOBODY KNOWS, EXCEPT MAYBE MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER !!! MAYBE WE MIGHT CONCENTRATE ON MIND GAMES, SADISTIC ILLUSIONS AND PSYCHOTERRORISM, MAYBE WE GONNA PRACTICE LOVE & HARMONY, MAYBE BOTH, WHO KNOWS...? THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND PLEASE DON'T SPIT ON THE FLOOR. KIND REGARDS, YOUR EXECUTIVE BOARD !!!.. .... Dynamic Discord Agency was a Berlin-based company with the profession of promoting, booking and managing talented bands, well known acts as well as promising newcomers. We've been running our business based on our love to music, to the punkrock-scene, based on the fact that we were trying to share a passion and a vision with those people who sold their hearts and soul to handmade and committed music. RIGHT NOW DDA-Members Sash and Mara do the management for Europe, Middle East and Asia for very very promising UK newcomers MIDDLE FINGER SALUTE. As friendship deals DDA promotes JOEY BRIGGS' new album "The Traveling Salesman, Pariah, Me!" and SMOKEBOX's album "Kung Fu" ***************************************************************** One of our tasks was europeanwide ..PROMOTION.. for alternative music. In the past we did promotional campaigns for bands like : .... ..* ANTI-FLAG.... ..* ANTILLECTUAL.... ..* A WILHELM SCREAM.... ..* THE BOTTROPS.... ..* CIRCLE JERKS.... ..* D-SAILORS.... ..* DESTINATION ANYWHERE.... ..* THE ECCOS.... ..* G.G.ELVIS & THE T.C.P. BAND.... ..* HIGH FIVE DRIVE...... ..* INFERNO.... ..* INQUISITION.... ..* M-SIXTEEN.... ..* THE MOVEMENT.... ..* LORD BISHOP ROCKS.... ..* OUTLIE.... ..* PIPEDOWN.... ..* RED LIGHTS FLASH.... ..* RENTOKILL.... ..* SAND i.G..... ..* SCHEISSE MINNELLI.... ..* THE SEWER RATS.... ..* SHEARER.... ..* SOEY.... ..* STROM.... ..* SUNSETDOWN.... ..* TERRORGRUPPE.... ..* THE VACANCY.... ..* VORKRIEGSJUGEND.... .. Current projects are ..* JOEY BRIGGS.... ..* SMOKEBOX.... .. .. ***************************************************************** .... ..ATTENTION : WE DO NOT BOOK BANDS ANYMORE AND WE DO NOT PROMOTE OR ORGANIZE LOCAL SHOWS !!!.. .... ..Please do not ask us for booking support or set-up of a local show!.... In case you wanna apply for being booked, drop us a line on.. www.myspace.com/rockthistownde ! Thank you for your understanding. .... Some bands we have booked in the past : .... ..* ANTIMANIAX.... ..* THE CREETINS.... ..* CUBAN B.... ..* HALF PRICE.... ..* MAKAKO JUMP.... ..* NAPKIDNAPPERS.... ..* NITRO 17.... ..* PROUDFLESH.... ..* RENTOKILL.... ..* THE SPRING OF RAGE.... ..* STROM.... .. ***************************************************************** .... Besides that :.. ..*johnnyamok.. is co-founder of the Austrian-based ..NEUSTADTPUNK NETWORK.. and does ..MANAGEMENT.. for brilliant bands like ..RENTOKILL, ASTPAI.. a.o. Just have a look at the Neustadtpunk's myspace-profile, they are among our top-friends of course... ..Steffen.. has been working in a close connection with our friends from ..ROADPICK ENTERTAINMENT.., also one of our top-friends, who did promotion and booking for brilliant Ska-Artists... ..Sash.. did management for the bands ..THE CREETINS.. and ..STROM.. in the past, now he's one of the heads of Berlin-based agency RTT Tourbooking & Promotion, where he's responsible for the PR department, propaganda and general management. He's doing tourmanagement if he gets asked for it and if he gets paid well, hahahaha....;-)... .. Those 3 Elders, together more fascinating than the Marx Brothers and The 3 Stooges on acid, met some aeons ago in the office of the guys and girls from ..DESTINY TOURBOOKING & RECORDS / FAT WRECK CHORDS EUROPE.., where Sash had been starving as a freelancing press-bitch for Destiny Records and *johnnyamok and Steffen were consecutive PR-sluts for the Fatties ... and then Rob came in since he fell out of the stars, dropped after an unsuccessful trial of the Borgs to turn him into one of them ... well, err, I guess that's all you need to know at the moment, for further information please contact the guys personally or their headshrinkers ... ..AND PLEASE STOP THAT WHISPERING IN OUR HEADS, OKAY ?!?!?.. .... ***************************************************************** .... ..What else ? If you wanna work with us to promote your next upcoming brandnew and supercharged Album Of The Year, give us a shout or drop Sash a line on myspace.com/dynamicdiscord...we don't bite, we just wanna play !....
  • Members

    ..DYNAMIC DISCORD AGENCY.. is :.. ..Sash.. - Head and Owner.... ..Mara.. - Co-Management Middle Finger Salute ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------.... to get in touch send a ..MESSAGE.. to :.. ..steffen (at) dynamic-discord-agency (dot) com.... ..*johnnyamok (at) dynamic-discord-agency (dot) com.... ..rob (at) dynamic-discord-agency (dot) com.... ..sash (at) dynamic-discord-agency (dot) com...... ..mara (at) dynamic-discord-agency (dot) com....
  • Influences

    Punk Rock, Hardcore, Old School Metal, Rhythm & Blues, Rock'n'Roll, Jazz, Soul, Ska, Reggae, Poetry, Tarantino Movies, Stimulants & Sedatives, Red Wine, Cosmic Theatre, Principia Discordia, Love & Delight, Robert Anton Wilson, Oscar Wilde, James Joyce, Aleister Crowley, Albert Einstein, George Best, The Simpsons, Fry & Leela, The Brains Of An Uncountable Mass Of Dolphins, All Our Personalities --- and in the first line :.. ..THE ZIT AT THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE !!!.. ...... ..What Is Discordianism ?.... Discordianism is a modern religion centered on the idea that chaos is as important as order. It was founded circa 1958–1959 by Malaclypse the Younger with the publication of its principal text, the Principia Discordia. There is some division as to whether it should be regarded as a parody religion, and if so to what degree. It has been called "Zen for roundeyes", based on similarities with absurdist interpretations of the Rinzai school. Discordianism recognizes chaos, discord, and dissent as valid and desirable qualities, in contrast with most religions, which idealize harmony and order. Eris, the Greek mythological goddess of discord, has also become the matron deity of the religion Discordianism. .. It is difficult to estimate the number of followers and correctly identify Discordian groups. The anarchist ethic that pervades Discordianism is reflected in an encouragement to form schisms and cabals. Additionally, few adherents hold Discordianism as their only or primary faith. Instead, Erisians tend to adopt Discordianism as a complement to other faiths. .. For further and aberrantly profound information and the entirely irreversible mindfuck please go to :.. ....DISCORDIANISM FOR DUMMIES....... .. ..IMPORTANT NOTE . THE AUTHOR OF THESE LINES IS NOT AWARE OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR MENTAL DAMAGES AND REFUSES ANY KIND OF IMPLICATION INTO FOLLOWING PSYCHOTIC EPISODES IN THE LIFE OF THE READER !!!......
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    A Good Plan...for the next 23 minutes................

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