SiNN BODHi & The Dynamite Death Monkiez

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SiNN BODHI & the dYNAMiTe deATH MONKieZ!!!…
SiNN BODHi The World’z Funnest Masochist!!! SiNN BODHi as seen on WWE SMACKDOWN as "KiZARNY" and on Spike TV’s TNA Wrestling as "SiNN of the NEW CHURCH" has wrestled all over Canada, USA, Europe and Puerto Rico against wrestling’s most infamous characters - Jake The Snake Roberts, CM Punk, King Kong Bundy, Raven, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Road Warrior Hawk, The Steiner Brothers, Jerry The King Lawler, Val Venis and many more most recently on WWE SMACKDOWN picking up a win over MVP.… SiNN BODHi has also traveled the world with The JIM ROSE CIRCUS and CARNIVAL DIABLO performing feats of strength and torture such as being electrocuted in a live and lethal Electric Chair. Visually the Carnival Freak Superstar SiNN BODHi is "Satan goes to Hollywood ." This winged monster is a real life super hero, or super villian, depending on his mood.... The eccentric showman with an artzy taste for punishment has produced his own Full-Contact-Freakshow known as SiNN BODHi & the DYNAMITE DEATH MONKIEZ!!! A unique stage show that creatively blends circus sideshow-geek magic and pro wrestling into an emotional rollercoaster of fun and insanity!!! Some of the show’s feats include: Whipcream-Thumbtack-Pie throwing, Tongue Torture, Rabbit Juggling, Bending Iron bar in Teeth, Human Dartboard, Human Pin Cussion, Bed-O-Nailz-Steel-Chair Stuntz, Human Whack-A-Mole and much more!!! SiNN BODHi with his lovely assistants TITAN (Worldz largest midget 7 feet tall, 396 pounds!)... And BLINDSEED (Worldz ONLY blind stuntman!) are taking this show way outside the box!!!...


BLINDSEED The World’z only BLIND Stuntman!!! Once known as the BADSEED this Stuntman/pro wrestler who fell victim to a tragic sight-ending accident involving a hamster, a blowtorch and jar of wasabi!... Now known as the BLINDSEED this blind-to-the-bone disgruntled and bitter full-contact Scrooge enjoys watching the general down fall of others! He is a constant farter and enjoys farting in people’s faces and on their legacies… Especially if those people are second generation wrestlers, fast food drive-thru attendants or feminists… This master of the Fart Blossom and Triple Stank Buttercup would take a bullet for any member of Metallica over any one of his own relatives! The BLINDSEED enjoys pillaging, plundering and dreams of a day that it will be acceptable to give cigarettes to children!!!... Personal heroes include: WWE star AL Snow, Metallica, Dr. Kevorkian and Punky Brewster… Favorite food: Eggs Arnold Benedict and Sphincter a la Stripper


TITAN The World’z Largest Midget!!! Standing 7foot 1 inch and weighing in at a whopping 396 pounds, TITAN is an animal lover with a pension for curly fries and fig newtons. Big T enjoys polite conversation, long walks on the beach and full-contact yatzi! The Worldz Largest Midget has pro wrestled in Japan , played football at West Texas and is former Body Guard to Akon and Trick Daddy… TITAN’s strength is paramount and his hardy zest for life keeps the mere six foot ham n’ eggers quaking in their measly size 12 booties!!!... Personal heroes include: Pee Wee Herman, The A-Team, The Smurfs and Cindy Lauper… Favorite food: Everything on the f’n menu biotch!!! For booking information please contact stellahlyndsay@yahoo.com or WWW.myspace.com/stellahlyndsay.. or Send a message on our myspace.

SiNN Bodhi & the dYNAMITE dEATH mONKIEZ!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h64r6_eR8Y8

SINN BODHI & THE DYNAMITE DEATH MONKIEZ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzfAJRvledw

SiNN BODHi The Worldz funnest Masochist!...TiTAN The Worldz largest Midget!... BLiNDSEED The Worldz only blind stuntman! And Special Guests Dr. PETER DiAMOND & RUBY the magicians from Hell!!! Playing way out side the box at the Full-Contact Freakshow!!!

THE DYNAMITE DEATH MONKIEZ: PSYCHO CIRCUS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzfAJRvledw

DYNAMITE_DEATH_MONKIEZ_DVD_Trailor.mpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Wx4ca6O6k

Sex, Stunts & Rock n Roll! SiNN Bodhi & The dYNAMITE dEATH mONKIEZ live in action!!! Sneak a peak at the underground show that is scaring everyone! Featuring the Warlord of Weird SiNN Bodhi & hiz cast of maniacz!!! Worldz Giantest Midget! Worldz Only Blind Stuntman! Worldz Largest Lap Dancer! Worldz most F'd up Magician & Hot Chickz!!