DYNAMO HABEEB
MIKE MARS
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Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat
Male
36 years old
MASSACHUSETTS
United States
Last Login: 10/30/2009
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DYNAMO HABEEB's Interests
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| General | - Angela Bettis
- Jack Daniels
- Packed houses
- funny books
- championships
- funky beats
- drunk girls
- drunk girls
- mustaches
| | Music | velvet whores, Johnny cash,oingo boingo, KMFDM, NWA, buck owens,colorblind, hank Williams, 3rd bass, statler brothers, slayer, iron maiden, all kinds of new waves 80's synth pop | | Movies | I made a movie once. it was about the romantic adventures of me, a donkey, and a chambermaid. You should check that shit out sometime. | | Television | I have like 15 of thoses. | | Books | non fiction:
- Make Love, The Tiny Wight Way
- tobins spirit guide
- Filled Guide To Hunting North American Monsters
- Killing Zombies 101
- Harlens Big Book of Spells
- dead on the battle front (a look at Germany use of the undead during world war 2)
- sympathy for the devil (how Satan could have stopped the Kennedy killings)
- Terry Funk : more then just hard core
- zombie survival guide
- the frank-in-stine diaries (a look a victor von frankinstins experiments on resurrection)
- the art of war
- Stranger Music: Selected Poems and Songs of Leonard Cohen
- 30 days of night
- voodoo and you
- Idiots Guide to maintaining your Calvary revolver
- GURPS basic rules
- Lucha Long Shot (an unauthorized retelling of Round Trip Jones quest to save Mexico from piano demons)
- If Chins Could Kill : confessions of a B movie actor
- "it's like dancing with broken bones"
- lord alfred daze on the European prowrestling style
- Hunting Bigfoot
- Shadowmen (the heroes and villains of French pulp fiction)
- fangroia's 101 best horror movies you have never seen
- writers on comic script writing (vol. 1 and 2)
- the journals of titus crow
- Men are from Mars, Zombies are from the pit of Hell
- Dead and Hidden (a look at the 1968 zombie out break cover up)
- Savage Membrane (cal Mcdonald case book)
- The oz wonderland war
fiction:
- any garth ennis
- any clive barker
- F paul wilsons repairman jack books
- any joe lansdale
- the authortity
- runaways
- ultimate spiderman
- fear agent
- jack staff
- teen titans
- new avengers
- the dark tower books
- dylan dog
- any grant morison
- hellblazer
- all the spidy stuff
- Walking dead
- manhunter
- Blues For Robots
- Wanted
| | Heroes |
- Van Helsing
- Johnny Cash
- Buck Owens
- JFK(dude banged Marylin Monroe)
- Jack Daniels
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DYNAMO HABEEB's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 8' 9" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Buddhist | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | monster hunter/shop owner/Rock god | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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DYNAMO HABEEB's Networking
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DYNAMO HABEEB's Companies
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Deadites Secret Twilight Society
Necronomicon, Mass. US
Da Man
Multiplication, division, I got all that down.
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I run that shit yo.
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Dynamo Habeeb is the front man of the Deadites, who if you've never seen them you best of an awesome excuse (like you're retarted or spastic or something) they really are the best band in the world.
He also occasionally fronts the avant-garde, hipster, supergroup, BEASTNIC.
He kills monsters and has held more professional wrestling titles than one can count.
He owns a store named Dynamo's (where you already shop if you're worth a damn).
More than anything, he likes to drink a lot. Like gallons. We're talking stomach pump amounts. When he's not drinking he spends enormous amounts of time contemplating why no one is as smart or good looking as him.
He also likes antique weapons and drunk girls.
He likes drunk girls.
He mostly lives off of royalty checks that come in from songs he wrote with 70's super group, the Velvet Whores.
His leisurley lifestyle allows for plenty of time for saving the world.He has a big crush on Angella Bettis
REO Speedwagon owes Habeeb 70 Grand.
He's pissed about it too.
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Who I'd like to meet:
midgits, retards, drunks, homos, gimps, freeks, geeks,mutants, madmen, junkies, pimps, whores, kings, gods, weirdoes,jackasses, deadbeats, dudes, vamps, gamers, Goths, punks, new wavers,synth heads, hip hoppers, trip poppers, jesters, fat girls, ugly broads,garbage pail kids, cow boys, hit men, preachers, domanatrix, time travelers,witches, demon seeds, samurais of swing, giants, mask mistress bloody roo's,robust folks, gods of war fetish fiends, dungeon masters, lovers of electonica, 80's fans, hot girls, drunk girls, young girls, old girls, girls gone wild,trick or treaters of the world, goons, ghoul, ruff knocks, jocks, nerds, dorks,comic book geeks, film buffs, dancers, dimwits, desperadoes, old dudes,chumps, virgins, ravers, comic book people, actors, pencilers gangsters,rudeos, technicos faces, heels, single moms, single dads,bitches, home boys, b boys, metal heads, gore hounds, ape men, base heads, your Mom. And any one else who wants to show up and get down!!!!!!
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