I apparently can only tolerate pop music when it's been chewed up and spit back out into a nearly unrecognizable glop.Mood: headphoned Posted at 7:21 AM May 1view more
We know we all are we on the precipice of the abstract.
Standing straight, eyes on the dusk-lit sky, extolling.
Meager gestures made graciously; infortunium anhelo profundus
Obstructing abstracts vomit forth diseased fruit.
Music
Either I like it or I don't. Unless it's something I can ignore, then I won't notice.
Movies
Subject to change, with the fickleness of a detaching leaf amidst a tornado.
Television
I haven't watched network television or cable in over 4 years. I have no intention of changing this idiom.
Books
Satire. A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole and Candide by Francois-Marie Arouet Voltaire are a couple of my favorites.
Heroes
Oh, for whom should the parade march at noon?
Let Sol beam forth, setting us aglow.
Our champion! Our lord! Our king!
Let his glimmer blind all to whom the moon holds dear.
..Mike Patton, Lil Jon, Louis Carrol, and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. All five of us have something in common.
Also Karl Friedrich Hieronymus Freiherr von Münchhausen
I'm so happy for you! Hopefully this happiest day of your life will bring other happiest days of your life. I will endeavor to bring joy, hope, peace, and love into every moment of our existence together, even unto eternity. I love you.
Another reason I am bad at cooking: when I walked away from making pancakes... I DID NOT TURN OFF THE BURNER! I did not notice until half an hour later when I casually wandered back past the kitchen!
I could be dead!
See, why don't I have the *helpful* kind of ocd? I did touch the wall on the way out, good on me.
Oh hey... I wonder who the sexy man is behind this profile I just so happened upon? Gee, could he be the sweetest, most adorable and handsome man that I know? Oh yes, that's right, he definitely is. ;P
I'll have you know I've been watching this for like an hour.
Is there a way to get this in screen saver form? Seriously, all other websites are now obsolete. Who knew I never needed a whole computer, I just need a pug in a box.
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I could be dead!
See, why don't I have the *helpful* kind of ocd? I did touch the wall on the way out, good on me.
Apr 12 2008 2:56 AM
I wonder who the sexy man is behind this profile I just so happened upon? Gee, could he be the sweetest, most adorable and handsome man that I know? Oh yes, that's right, he definitely is. ;P
Mar 30 2008 12:45 PM
p.s.
seriously, we need some quality time.
Feb 20 2008 4:43 AM
Is there a way to get this in screen saver form? Seriously, all other websites are now obsolete. Who knew I never needed a whole computer, I just need a pug in a box.
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Happy Belated Birthday, J!
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