Kimber
Kimber You slow down, you die

Female
23 years old
St. Paul, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 12/15/2009
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    Kimber's Interests
Generalpirates, writing (fiction especially), movies (theory and production), music, stage managing, reading, Photoshop, Communication Studies
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Music

Atmosphere
Felt
Sage Francis
POS
HIM**
Dream Theater*
Led Zeppelin
KidneyThieves
My Chemical Romance*
The Dresden Dolls
Mirah
Ramones
The Clash
Sublime
311*
Sister Hazel*
3rd Eye Blind*
As Fast As**
The Pete Kilpatrick Supergroup**
The Slurpees*
Even All Out*
The Young Knives
Kaiser Chiefs
The Libertines
Muse
Hope of the States
Harry and the Potters*
Draco and the Malfoys*
The Whomping Willows*
The Remus Lupins*
Tahiti 80
Tilly and the Wall
System of a Down
The Zutons
Zwan
The Futureheads
Jane's Addiction
Stratovarius
Weezer
Sublime
Evanescence
Incubus
Queen
Dropkick Murphys*
Something Corporate
Deftones
Blur
Razorlight
Bloc Party
The Strokes
The Killers
The Distillers
The Stranglers
British Sea Powder
Stereophonics
Korn
Avenged Sevenfold
Slipknot
Kill Hannah
John Williams
Linkin Park
Metallica
Auf Der Maur*
Finch*
Rob Zombie
Skindred*
Switchfoot
Type O Negative
The Mars Volta
The Undertones
Stone Roses
Brendan Benson
Sufjan Stevens
Richard Cheese
The Music
Doves
Massive Attack
Rage Against The Machine
Radiohead
Death Cab For Cutie
Disturbed
Lacuna Coil
A Perfect Circle
Sense Field
Smashing Pumpkins
Morphine
7th Fall
Sex Pistols
Yoko Kanno
Smile Empty Soul
The Used*
The Who
Black Sabbath
Regina Spektor
Jenny Owen Youngs
Majandra Delfino
Cobra Starship
The Distants
Nightwish
Letters to Cleo
Sparklemotion
The Klaxons
Suburban Kids With Biblical Names
The Radio Dept
The Chalets
The Submarines
The Red Jumpsuit Aparatus
Dispatch
Shiny Toy Guns
Cheap Trick
Many, many more. Maybe I should have just written "I like everything."
* = the lets play the who Kim has seen in concert game
MoviesMoulin Rouge!
Moulin Rouge!
The Princess Bride
Queen of the Damned
Nosferatu
Snakes On A Plane
The Godfather
Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2
Hamlet (Mel Gibson version)
Romeo And Juliet
Cruel Intentions
The Mighty Ducks
The Little Mermaid
The Lion King
Swing Kids
The Wedding Singer
Pirates of the Caribbean
Hocus Pocus
One Night At McCool's
Ginger Snaps
Ginger Snaps: Unleashed
Ginger Snaps Back
The Dead Hate the Living
Elizabeth
Interview with the Vampire
Harry Potter (all)
Lord of the Rings (all)
Speed
The Matrix (all)
Memento
Office Space
Bridget Jones Diary
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Donnie Darko
Empire Records
War of the Worlds (old)
War of the Worlds (new)
Cabin Fever
Mean Girls
The Craft
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Urban Legend
Chicago
10 Things I Hate About You
The 60's
Pleasantville
American Beauty
Ghost World
Save the Last Dance
Battle Royale
Battle Royale II
28 Days Later
Underworld
Star Wars (Ep. 1-3)
Star Wars (Ep 4-6)
Rent
Aladdin
Spirited Away
Rodentz
Orange County
Clerks
Dogma
The Hills Have Eyes
Outside Providence
She's The Man
Alfie
Dogville
Cold Mountain
Velvet Goldmine
Big Fish
Closer
Boondock Saints
I Heart Huckabees
Stay
The Talented Mr. Ripley
SLC Punk!
Love Actually
Cursed
Disturbia
Across the Universe
Indiana Jones (all)

This is the severely abridged version. I own about 800 movies, know all of them by heart and can talk incessantly about why I love each and every one.
TelevisionHeroes
Heroes
Wonderfalls
Roswell
Freaks and Geeks
Who's Line is it Anyway?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Everwood
Futurama
Rocket Power
Salute Your Shorts
Are you Afraid of the Dark?
Pete and Pete
Step by Step
Saved by the Bell
Drake and Josh
That 70's Show
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Boy Meets World
Gilmore Girls
Roseanne
Monk
Home Improvement
Made
The OC
The Tudors
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Blood and Chocolate
Thirsty
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Kick Me
Interview with the Vampire
Feed
The Vampire Lestat
Queen of the Damned
Gallows Hill
Summer of Fear
MacBeth
Haunted Sister
Harry Potter
Last Act
The Princess Bride
Animorphs (heck yes!)
To Kill a Mockingbird
Lord of the Flies
Angela's Ashes
The Face on the Milkcarton
Whatever Happened to Janie?
On Writing
Earth Abides
Speak
Catalyst
Cut
Annie's Baby
Go Ask Alice
The Lovely Bones
Pride and Prejudice
Eragon
Eldest
Cold Mountain
Communication Studies books

HeroesThose who stay themselves despite unimaginable societal pressure to change or conform.
Groups: Amazing People From Maineso po highWe Miss The Well!South Portland High School Drama Club

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     Kimber's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:South Portland
Body type:5' 4"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Student

   Kimber's Schools
Hamline University
St Paul,MN
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Communications
Minor: Visual Communications (Digital Art and Film)
Clubs: Hamline University Theatre, HUMP, The Oracle
 

2007 to Present
University Of Southern Maine
Portland,ME
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: none
Major: Psychology and English
Minor: Communications
Clubs: None. Hated the school.
 

2004 to 2007
South Portland High School
South Portland,ME
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama Club, Newspaper, Yearbook
 

2000 to 2004

   Kimber's Networking
Theatre - Technical - Technical Direction
Stage manager Set Builder/painter Producer Public Relations (Box Office)
Fashion - Business - Other
Tanning salon sales associate
Marketing - Advertising/PR - Other
The field options didn't have "Art." I'm a freelance digital artist. My tools of the trade are Adobe Photoshop CS3 and Paintshop Pro 8. I edit photos for senior pictures, do PR for local bands and businesses.



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About me:



Kimber Somers --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'

If you are a local actor or musician and would like free PR work, I am trying to get my name out there so message me if you are interested and/or want samples of my art. Thanks!


Likes

The Beach
Summer
Fast Food (on occasion)
My Sidekick
Canadian television and movies (esp. low budget stuff)
1337
Hair dye
Pirates
Photoshop/Digital Art
Serial Killers
Chocolate Frosting
Ireland
Theatre
Working Out
Caffeine
Eyeliner(on anyone)
Speeding
Zombies
Rock Concerts
Foreign Accents
Colors
SAT words
Queen Elizabeth I
Avid Listeners
Adventures
Writing Fiction




Dislikes

Winter
Sorin Food
Blackberry Phones
Math
Artificial Grape Flavor
iPods (and the entire Apple cult)
Minnesota Drivers
Cigarettes/Smoking
Hummers
Beer
Reality TV
Shoes
Most Chick Flicks
Camping
Lawn Gnomes
Religion
Centipedes
Roses
Passive/Aggressive People
Early Mornings
Airplanes
Country Music







Facebook is my lifeblood and I actually update that so go there if you hope to contact me ever

 

Who I'd like to meet:

   Kimber's Friend Space (Top 8)
Kimber has 137 friends.
 Kenny 


 Laurel 


 Kastina 


 Coralee 


 Matt 


 Doctor Dan (Smooth Operator) 


 quinn fitzpatrick [thats a stupid name for a girl] 


 *Emily 





Kimber's Friends Comments
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Kastina

Kastina



Jan 22 2009 3:48 AM

http://www. queenofclearance. com/

:D
It's mine, not a virus.
Latrisha’s Vision© Girly Photography

Latrisha Matson
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Nov 22 2008 2:42 PM



Thank you for your friendship as well:)
KILO ALEXANDER.com (photographer)

Kilo Alexander



Sep 11 2008 11:34 PM

amanda pleaseee
Ryan

Ryan Griffin



Jul 29 2008 8:13 PM

THE M GAME WAS SO SCARY!!!!

i still have flashbacks from time to time

PENALTY!
My Own Demise

My Own Demise



Jul 26 2008 10:02 PM

haha your our 6000th friend! thanks :p

-Jason
Manda & ♥Dex♥

Amanda Newcomb



Jul 26 2008 8:22 PM

Haaaaappy birthday!!!
Laurel

Laurel Cap



Jul 26 2008 4:09 PM

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! LOVE YOU AGAIN!!!
The Pubcrawlers - New England Celtic Punk

The Pubcrawlers - New England Celtic Punk



Jul 14 2008 1:49 AM

Wow, sorry to hear you got clocked, that sucks! I guess I won't tell you how awesome the show was then :D
Zac (MyGuitarTalks)

Zac Chapman



Jul 13 2008 4:50 PM

hey girl, how u been? i miss workin with ya, i had so much fun just talkin n shootin the shit.
what u been up 2?
The Pubcrawlers - New England Celtic Punk

The Pubcrawlers - New England Celtic Punk



Jul 13 2008 3:27 PM

Heya Kim, thanks for the add!
Cheers,
Andy/The Pubcrawlers
Matt

Matt



Jul 13 2008 2:46 AM

With curious grimaces they, ponderous, sat,
Matt considering Kim, and she sizing up Matt
"Friends with her?" thought the Matt. "The idea doesn't thrill me
I've never been good with girls, especially ones that try to kill me..."
"Friends with THIS guy? I mean, it was an OK fight,
and ignore a few things and I guess he's alright..."
"Hey!" cried she, "Dude, step back a pace.
Remind me, why were we fighting in the first place??"
"Gladly I'll recount the most heinous plot!
It was...umm...er...well damn, I forgot.
So, friends it is! Let us from each other take cue."
"Well, now that that's settled, what do you think we ought do?"
And almost as if destined, in time person and place,
the same mischievous madness alighted each face.
"What if we two" said Matt, "were to defeat the Norris?"
"Why, they'd tell our praises" said Kim, "in poems and in chorus!"
Side by side these legends marched towards their next fray,
and that, children, is a story for some other day.
Sidecar Radio (NEW YEAR’S EVE - PORTLAND)

Sidecar Radio (NEW YEAR’S EVE - PORTLAND)
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Jun 26 2008 10:09 PM

welcome to the sidecar family!
you gonna come rock with us soon or wha?
Matt

Matt



Jun 20 2008 9:18 AM

Yet three days; nay almost four
these two had a duel like none before,
The two fighting masters, they slashed and they blocked
while with the battle of their pets the countryside rocked.
The Jabberwock, uncanny, and so strange a beast,
the Megazord could not compute in the least.
Then again, the 'Wock had never seen a mech
let alone a dino, so he's like, "What the Heck?"
And while Godzilla played out several stories tall,
two masterful fighters danced in a bladed squall.
He had practiced quite hard in every style,
while it came to her naturally through cunning and guile.
First stab and then block, now parry and thrust,
they swirled with great speed and kicked up much dust,
yet when it settled, there was only a Kim.
"I didn't think I was THAT good; I vaporized him!"
"Ah-ah-ah!" came a call from back and to the right,
"I just need a new strategy to win this fight."
She spun and she saw him: he was well away.
"Hey you, get back here! I haven't got all damn day!"
He merely shrugged and held his place.
"You don't seem to get it. With a blade you're an ace.
I've never 'til you met quite such a match,
so out of this stalemate a plan I did hatch.
The chance of my loss didn't seem very fun
and that's when it hit me: why not two against one?"
Sheathing his sword he dropped to a knee,
muttered some words and gathered his Ki.
She lost sight for a moment as he became a blur,
and then where one Matt just was, two now were!
"Cheating again!" she cried, "Well though this trick is new,
if you're not careful, I'll stop going easy on you."
"'Twixt genius and trickery is a wise connotation,
but I'll bet you're not here for Confucian quotation."
They crossed as they charged and came from both sides.
And then- well now, that's for you to decide.
Zimmz

Zimmz



Jun 20 2008 4:22 AM

I am due January 27th, so I have a ways to go. It's going really well so far... I get nauseous, but not to the point that I'm throwing up usually, thank god. I get extremely moody tho, especially at night when I start to get tired, its bad lol.

I would totally come visit you at bull moose or something, but I'm not driving :( I lost my license and still can't get it back...it sucks!! So what have ya been doing since you've been back in Maine??

(Oh yeah, and I heard the new manager was a douche too)
Zimmz

Zimmz



Jun 17 2008 3:22 PM

LOL, god do i miss you. You are so random. It is great to hear from you!! So whats new with you? Goodness, Kim, you wont even believe what Ive been up to!! I will get to that but...

When was the last time u were in Maine? U see the new Rite Aid? lol. Still with that boyfriend of yours? Sorry I can't remember his name, I cant even remember my bf's name half the time!! haha jk

So...I can break you the news now...I'm pregnant!!! Crazy huh? I'm super excited, and totally nervous. Prego girl hormones suck though...I'm so damn moody all the time. lol

Well, when ya get a few get back to me!! Hope all is well.
Lots of love
Matt

Matt



Jun 17 2008 9:12 AM

A Continuation:

And lo did Kimber enter the fray
For she was determined to win the day
it seemed at first she'd won the battle
by pelting her foes with words...and cattle
but then alas! Oh rue the day
from o'er the mountains: "Callou, Callay!"
the call of a rider echoed loud
as the Jabberwock he rode, like a feathered cloud
swooped down to where Kim, impatient, sat
and upon its back 'twas no other than Matt.
"You're late, dude" she cried, "and what is THIS shit?
You brought your pet? That's cheating, you twit!"
"I'll get you for that!"
"Yeah? Well I'll skin your cat!"
"I'll throw you to the moon!"
"Well I'll beat you 'til June!"
"I'll torch you to cinders!"
"I'll give you eight billion splinters!"
"I'll kick, bite and maim!"
"Bah! Have double the same!"
"And what makes you think so? Some fanciful whim?"
"Please! Perhaps you've forgotten; you're dealing with Kim.
I have made kings cry with a single mad glare,
defeated 100 samurai with naught but my hair,
I bitch-slapped Cthulu back into his pit,
blink too slow and you just might miss my quick wit,
sarcasm like mine has never been heard,
I INVENTED awesome, I coined the phrase 'word.'
Who else could put your army all dead in a pile
and look so freakin' GOOD all the while?"
Matt brandished his sword from atop his beast
and with a crazed grin his face was creased
"You boast and you brag. Hey guess what? I can hear.
But I'm through with your talking; bring the fighting up here!"
Thus she charged up the Jabberwock with a murderous yell
What then? Only your next comment will tell.
Doctor Dan (Smooth Operator)

Dan Brookes



Jun 16 2008 4:38 AM

I will probably shade it soon, and then color it when i get something else done on my arm. I don't want a bunch of color if its on one spot only.
plus it already does look badass
Kastina

Kastina



Jun 16 2008 4:01 AM

I'm Kim-deprived. I think Im getting sick from it. Come cure me ;)

lol.
erika

erika



May 9 2008 2:53 AM

im sorry... i told you im kinda lame like that tho
Laurel

Laurel Cap



May 4 2008 7:53 AM

I would just like to take a moment and inform you of your incredible lameness
werd

werd



May 2 2008 2:21 PM

lame. i could totally get you a part time position as my personal assistant. it's not as glorious as it sounds but it's about $.50 more than minimum wage. the health benefits suck but it's an excellent resume booster.

i haven't touched my deviantart page in like 3 years. i don't have photoshop anymore and my sister took my camera, leaving my a lot less "artistic" than i have been in the past.
werd

werd



May 1 2008 5:20 PM

i see you followed kastina's example and stalked me on every social networking site i use...

lucky you two are OK in my book or i'd be filing restraining orders.

are you sticking around STP this summer?
Kastina

Kastina



Apr 27 2008 1:03 AM

sup hottie. hit me back. weerddd.
Britta

Britta



Apr 17 2008 2:03 PM

You know, I was trying to think of the name of the book. I was thinking it was like hatchet.
Yeah it was a good book, I was reading it around the time we always hung out in the library remember?
the man known as Dan

the man known as Dan



Apr 2 2008 4:29 AM

ok i'm not drinking that mikes i'm um...holding it for my wife and the shirt....um.....hey you know what fuck you!!! you have succeaded in being a dush
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