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About me:

I want to go church hopping to check out the talent in the local churches, but i'm being told that it's immoral and for some reason none of my friends wanna go with me. fuckers. I can't really determine what religion I am until I know which religion has the better looking girls. I was raised christian, but I think I'm leaning more toward being mormon because I just wanna hump to procreate so I may free the souls! Look at me -- Always lookin out! if you're reading this and are down to roll -- definitely let me know! I love to sing tho im probably the worst singer on earth. i really enjoy busting out with my singing in grocery stores, starbucks, restaurants, and anywhere swarming with people that would least expect it and would prefer not to hear me roar. i'm terrible with making plans whatsoever and am very spontaneous. i'm not homophobic, but don't abide by the faggotry so unless you're a homie.. no guys, thanks.

Who I'd like to meet:

MIDGETS! I love midgets and would like to get myself together a crew !! Maybe someone who knows the difference between there, their and they're. Some cute girls to hang out and party with... Maybe to meet someone who doesn't want to borrow money from me would be cool also.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Huntington Beach, CA
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: More to love!
  • Ethnicity: Black / African descent
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Expecting
  • Occupation: Hooker

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  • Unemployable

    • UM

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