About me: VODKA, WINE, AND PAINT THINNER DEFINE MY DAY. I LIKE KICKING MACHINE PARTS AROUND THE FACTORY. I HATE POLICE BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE VERY LOW IQ'S. I COLLECT BASEBALL BATS.
Who I'd like to meet: PEOPLE WITH ACCESS TO LIQUOR ARE AT THE TOP OF MY LIST. PEOPLE WITH
UGLY DOGS. MONGOLOIDS.
Outstanding profile song Raz! Makes me want to get my bouzouki and play lead! For now, because of vine leaves incident by the yurt, I play now only AIR bouzouki.
Razvan, Disco Boy song follows me everywhere I go,. I am running but I can't hide. It's like a hungry goat looking for fig leaves.... What is wrong with me?
~!! I LOVE Sonny & CHER ^^ We must both go out dressed in slacks like this to meet with The COMPANY. (They changed locations--but the Oak Tree in Christie Pitts is gonna give us the "heads up" on how to get to the new location.)
OH thank goodness I finally found you Fabio. I've been searching for my very own fast baboon my whole life! I want to rebirth your many hairy children.
I GOT GLAIR PREGNANT AND IM GOING TO BE A FATHER!!! its true! I told you Im not a loser who cant get his woman pregnant. we just found out and she has been crying non-stop. i think they are tears of joy, surely they must be.
anyway, see i think there is a lesson to be learned here. and ALL YOU WOMEN OUT THERE NEED TO TAKE HEED. when a man asks for anal sex, give it to him. sure, anal sex hurts but its only temporary. at least youre not going to have a 8 lbs object coming out of your vagina. Im having a "i told you so" moment with my wife. its glorious.
