About me: I'm trying to avoid what makes me human, but to no avail.
I love cheese, cute monsters, sarcasm, limes, stubble, cranberries, vodka, cranberry juice and vodka, clearance racks, chocolates, salted caramels, irl-lolz, zero calorie energy drinks, breaking it down, peppermints, public transportation, retail slaving, being nerdy, boys, being clean, nonhuman animals, harris tastes like purple, inside jokes, musical expression, salt, money, the color green, employee discounts, grammar, unconventional advertising, laughing at my own expense, websites of no content, giant squid, slip-on shoes, fondue, getting presents, awkward silences, craigslist missed connections, furoshiki, eloquent foreigners, drinking at bars with Amanda's mom, economics, mojito's, people not trying to contact me via myspace, and my coworker Lori.
I hate the color purple, people who love the color purple, stupidity, being unsanitary, lazy fat americans, mosquitoes, talking to people, reading anything poorly written, incompetence, dealing with the public, acting like I care, girls, anyone claiming to be an otaku, 99% of cosplayers, pregnant women, making chocolixirs, americanized food diets, paying full price, trans fat, shoplifters, not losing weight, stalkers, faulty logic, meat loving people, queens, being religious, people being happy, and my coworker Lori.
"♥one day u feel like crying♥....♥call me♥. ♥I dont promise that i will make u laugh♥, ♥but i can cry with u♥. ♥If one day u want to run away♥-- ♥dont be afraid to call me♥. ♥I dont promise to ask u to stop♥......♥but i can run with u♥. ♥If one day u dont want to listen to anyone♥.....♥call me♥. ♥I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet♥. ♥But one day if u call♥......♥and there is no anwser♥.....♥come fast to see me♥. ♥Perhaps i need you♥. ♥Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk♥, ♥or how close you are♥, ♥and send it to the person who sent it to you♥. ♥Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will♥. ♥Remember♥, ♥everyone needs a friend♥, ♥dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like♥,♥ because the one u like will leave u for the one they love♥. ♥tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning♥.♥ tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain♥. ♥you will have bad luck for 10 years♥, ♥if you don't pass this on to 15 people♥. ♥if u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about you."""
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