Alas Earwax! is a wizard rock band that enjoys florescent-light dinners and short walks on the beach. He lives with his pet Crumple-Horned Snorkack in a magical land between tomorrow and yesterday, and would be 10 years old if he lived on Mars.
Alas Earwax! finally finished that CD he's been talking about for six months, and you can order it RIGHT NOW by clicking on the "BUY NOW" button at the bottom of this sales pitch!
"Alas Earwax!
and the Power of Sheer Luck and More Talented Friends"
Cliff Notes Harry Potter
Philosophers (In America)
There's A Face (In The Back Of My Head)
Basilisssssk
Party In The Graveyard
Bronze and Blues
Marietta
Tentacle Brains
Pointy Hats
Fan Fiction
Siriusly Dead
Fan Fiction [REMIX]
The Spoiler Song
Chapter Thirty-Seven (The Power of Luck)
Order the CD (within the US): $11 includes shippingOrder the CD (outside the US): $13 includes shipping
Who I'd Like To Meet:
Everybody. As a rule, I don't respond to comments/ adds/ requests/ etc. if I don't have something clever to say, which is most of the time, so if I don't say anything, (i.e. if you don't get a "thanks for the add" message) it's because I'm lazy. Consider yourself thanked and welcomed into the twisted space that is my mind.
FINAL CALL. Just thought I'd try this one last time. I'm probably getting annoying by now, aren't I? Heh. Anyways, our absolutely FINAL auction is going to take place on July 1st. All proceeds are going to be sent to the Lesbian and Gay Fund of Colorado. So far, we've made plenty of money, but it's worth it to try to earn more! If you have absolutely ANY items you would be willing to donate to this cause, contact me. Even if you don't, might as well contact me too, so I know I'm not just being a nuisance. ;D Thank you so much! The LGBT appreciates it!
Hey Mr. Earwax! I just wanted to let you know that I was a counselor for a sixth grade Outdoor Ed camp, and I played There's A Face at campfire. They loved it! :) -Kristi Ravenclaw
Hey guys, sorry to bother you (again!) lol. I'm just desperately trying to find some help for the upcoming auction. Anyone willing to donate. If you're interested, please let me know. :) If not, please let me know, too! Lol. And if you know anyone else, please spread the word! All the money I'm making is going to the Gay and Lesbian Center of Colorado. Thank you!
At my school, I am going to have a fundraiser in order to support the LGBT. (If you don't know what that means, it's the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender parties.) Today is the Day of Silence, and I think it's a great kick off for this fundraiser. People are highly influenced by the power of music, and by the power of books. What does that mean? Wizard Rock. We are going to have a large get together where we are playing Wizard Rock music, watching Harry Potter, etc. All the money we earn is going to be donated to support these groups of people. If any of you have any clothing merchandise, or new - and affordable - c.d. 's, please message me, so I can purchase them from you and we can auction them off at this event! THANK YOU!
i think cliff notes of harry potter is the funniest song i have ever heard, not just out of wrock song, all songs. the last part with the j.k rowling tribute was really funny. also, i loved the way the whole synopsis was. it really did just put all the cliff notes in. plus it's really catchy, and the part about order of phoenix being so long made me laugh really hard. keep up the excellent work!;)
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