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Thomas was born in the Spring and Autumn of 1982. He began his illustrious career at the young age of three months when he was elected CEO of the then non-existant company, Google. His leadership lasted only two years after which he stepped down from the position citing "irreconcilable differences" with the board, as well as teething difficulties.

Moving on from corporate giantness, Thomas turned his hand to the fine arts. He was "discovered" by world-reknown art critic, Carl Cutlery, who described Thomas's unique form of sculpture as "fresh", "angular" and "reeking of onions". Although many described this phase of his life as demonstrating the most potential, Thomas soon grew tired of it and turned in his sculpting clay.

It was in the Autumns of 1992 that Thomas met Sir Gerald Ringbinder, eccentric billionaire and mediocre engineer. Together they invented the "Thirsty Merc", a luxury automobile that ran on Vermouth-based cocktails. The success of this venture enabled the pair to fund their next project, the world's largest wind generator (capable of generating enough wind for an entire Sydney-to-Hobart). Sadly, Sir Gerald, who had contracted a viral intolerance to "anything with a pulse less than 140bpm", retired from public life to his humming-bird farm in Mexico.

Thomas is currently on the run from the United Nations due to a misunderstanding over an egging.