I am the Easter Bunny, and this Sunday, I will turn the corner on your street carrying a giant basket full of delectable treats, including but not limited to: chocolate, marshmallow peeps, cadbury creme eggs, and jellybeans. However, on Monday, I will turn the corner on your street carrying a giant basket full of weapons to beat you with. Those weapons will include: the chinese rope dart, the meteor hammer, a spiked mace, a revolver, a candlestick, a frying pan, a length of cord, and a bowling ball. Do you know why? Because I hate you. I hate all of you.
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I think I am going to retire. I did my last easter bunny job yesterday. I had my camera stolen. I hid it in my easter basket for just a moment. That didn't stop some kid from finding it. I don't know what I was thinking. Kids are SO freakin' dishonest these days.
you suck...thats why i don't believe in you .... thats why you can't whoop me cuz your not real!!!! suck on that you douche bag bunny... taking easter away from Jesus....
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