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eastsidebastards's Interests
General
- Get Your Own ........Freeriding, dirt jumping, tearing up the street, shoveling dirt around, making shirts and panties, cold beer, dive bars,cuddling,dirt jumping, pool tables, hot ladies, dirt jumping, BBQ's, sun,drunk darts, quilting, wrestling ,cooking, knife throwing (not good yet but getting better), dirt jumping, motorcycles,snow things, bicycles, skateboarding, rock climbing, hiking, photography, art, skittles, and dirt jumping.
Music
..........We listen to good music; lots of different kinds of good music. Everyone has their own tastes, some far narrower than others. You narrow minded individuals get over your complex of how others think of you and put something on that shows true talent. Get away from those beat jacking, remixing , classic ruining, no talent having chumps and bearded hipsters. Bass is great but there is so much more if you're a true music whore!
Movies
.............Barely legal 14 through 64 with the exception of 22; you can totally tell that the girls were paid with beer and just weren't into it, Wizard of Oz, Star Wars,anything from Burning Angel, The Dark Crystal, Donnie Darko, City of Lost Children, Lord of the Rings (with the exception of ending 2 on episode 3 which was a bit limp), Usual Suspects, Casino, Good Fellas, Conan the Barbarian, Dark City, Blade Runner, Rocky (all of them because they fuckin' rock!) Rambo First Blood, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, and Beast Master (fuck off- you know it still kicks ass).
Television
........Do something else, TV is for fat, lazy people with no imagination unless I'm too hungover to do anything else and The Family Guy is on (or Southpark or The Simpsons).
Books
Barely legal hard copy, Chuck Palahniuk, The Kama Sutra, Bhagavad Vita, Bukowski, Decline Mag, Tom Robbins, Karl Marx, Steven Bernstein, John Fante, David Sedaris, bike mag, smith and wesson catalogue. You know pseudo- intellectual shit, you fuck.
Heroes
garbage men, cheer leaders, recycling facilty engineers, tile layers, hammer swingers, cab drivers,construction workers,landscapers, gutter cleaners,bus operators, non union sewer cleaners, plumbers,chimney sweeps, factory workers, firework assemblers, barristas, restaurant workers, artists, beautiful ladies who will sleep with us and not joke about it later, bartenders, and Jacob Best for giving us the Best beer -- Pabst Blue Ribbon..........
About me: | View Show | Create Your Own............ | View Show | Create Your Own.............The movement we are creating is not to be fucked with. We will control your dreams, desires, ambitions, and aspirations. We will settle for no less than world domination. In fact, you don’t need to know what we are, our names, or our origin; just know we are out there and recruiting strong minded souls. We are not happy with what is going on in the world today and plan to change it. So in the words of our great president (sarcasm you fuckin' freedom hater) “You're either with us or against us!” Soon we will unleash our ½ monkey/ ½ man drunken army on the US. They can be spotted by the "eastsidebastards" attire they wear. If you see one don’t run- it only makes them mad. Just stay calm and buy them a beer and show them your girl's boobies. New recruits are always welcome. Just state your name and purpose; you will be notified of acceptance in no less than 7 business days (we take Sunday and Monday off to relax in our oxygen chamber).
Check out our soldiers' attire and contact us to join the cause. Tee’s $25, hoodies $50, panties and tank set $30, just panties $15. Everything we sell is American Apparel and runs a little small. Everything made locally by our hands or hands of the army.
Contact us at eastsidebastardspdx@yahoo.com
Who I'd like to meet: Strong minded individuals who ride, dig, have fun, laugh at themselves, accept the abnormal, push their limits, shotgun tall boys, shoot stuff, scare themselves, and follow their curiosities. CHECK OUT OUR CLOTHING LINE BELOW:Contact us at eastsidebastards@yahoo.com if you want some shirts or panties............ | View Show | Create Your Own............ | View Show | Create Your Own.............
RANDAZZLE just sent THC a photo from _____'s trail? yo thc is al F'ed right now so I cant see the pic. put it up here. RANDAZZLE you pimp you. Club26 4Life, peace
Saturday June 23rdIm trying to get a group of guys together to go hit up syncline for a few runs then head over to post. I have 3 guys from work that are heavily into x-country, one of them is an avid racer, that I want to take with us. Anyway, let me know if your interested, the more the merrier! See ya then.
Respect's the ESB. Hope to run into you guys again this season at post. Your crew rips.
