Ebeneezer
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I'll help you when I'm done twirling my moustache - and I'm NEVER done twirling my moustache!
Male
101 years old
St. Louis, MO, MISSOURI
United States
Last Login: 12/1/2006
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Ebeneezer's Interests
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| General | Money, cash, ducats, evictions, rail-road timetables, hench-men, plotting, moustache wax, loot, dough, filthy lucre, hypnosis, petti-coats, blond ringlets, widows, rubbing my hands together in fiendish glee, black capes, stout rope | | Music | Give me something suspenseful and on an organ! Quite! | | Movies | Any-thing from the oeuvre of Norma Desmond - hot cha! | | Television | What all this, then? Televisual broadcasts? The fevered dream of madmen consumed with their phosphor tubes and twiddly bits of wire - bah, I say, to the very idea! | | Books | Uncle Tom's Cabin | | Heroes | Definitely NOT those horrible Dover Boys! Curse you! |
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Ebeneezer's Details
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| Status: | Divorced | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships | | Hometown: | Codswallop Heights, Nebraska | | Body type: | 5' 10" / More to love! | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | General Villainry | | Income: | $150,000 to $250,000 |
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Ebeneezer's Companies
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Mountebanke Property & Coal Farming
St Louis, MO US
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Cad, Cur, and Drake division
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Est. 1842
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About me:
Ah, yes, so you've come crawling back, much as I knew you would! My name is Ebenezer Mountebanke, land-tyrant, and skinflint extrodinaire! No doubt you've heard of me, admired my photo-graph or been evicted by me! Now I'd like to set the record straight - I have never, contrary to what you might have seen in the moving-picturetypes, tied any hapless young girls to any train tracks! I can assure you, I would not sully myself, and leave such deeds to my hench-men Cyrus and Big Max.
I'm fabulously rich, you know!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Any shapely young ladies who are attracted to sophisticated, worldly men wearing black satin capes. Also, any of those good-for-nothing tenants of mine who might happen to be an hour late with the rent, or might be due to pay any rent to me in the forsee-able future! Yes!
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