My favorite TV Shows are The Chappelle Show, Boondocks, and any other show that can crassly poke fun at black american issues and stereotypes and have a deep seated message simultaneously
Heroes
single parents, social workers, doctors, missionaries, strippers, scientists, cancer survivors, amputees, Iraqi civilians, soldiers at war
I am self-conscious.
I have no kids and two godchildren.
I am not fond of most people I meet.
I often feel the loneliest in crowds.
I love being single.
But I love being in love.
I seem to want everything and anybody I can't have.
My biggest fear is dying before I live up to my potential.
My world is colorless without music.
To know me is to love me, or so I've heard...I tell myself that all the time.
I overindulge in anything that makes me feel good.
Men who act exactly how I'd like them to bore me.
When I am around women for the first time they usually seem uncomfortable.
My outward coolness is usually masking overbearing feelings of inferiority.
I am not all that compassionate when it comes to other animals, but I'm working on it.
I have to appear nationally in all media outlets and have some facility named after me before I die.
I could live on shrimp and fettuccine alfredo. And five cheese texas toast.
I overanalyze everything.
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My husband and unborn children, the cashier who sells me the winning Powerball ticket, and the International Man of Mystery himself Jesus Christ, but I'm not in a rush to meet him
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Suuuuup lady? Listen, this is as serious as a heart attack, if we don’t get out and vote, this is what would happen:
Chinese will be our first language.
(there’s like…. 50,000 letters in their alphabet, good luck)
Mexico will put up a wall to keep all of us out. (How ironic)
American cars will be made in Korea. (uh-oooooh)
You will loose all of your teeth. (don’t ask me why)
Credit cards will only be used as bookmarks. (Assuming the library can still afford to stock them)
You will alternate between chicken and seafood Ramen Soups for dinner. (if you’re livin’ it up)
You will have to learn how to sow your own clothes. (Daaaaaamn)
You will loose all of your teeth. (I’m not kidding)
The second use of Malls, will become it’s only use, elderly excersise tracks. (Millions of displaced teenagers)
You may have to offer your first born to Exxon for gas. How much do you love ‘em?(It may be a good deal)
Tap water will be taxed per gallon. (hey it costs money for the government to make it rain)
Then you will die, by your mailbox, waiting for your tax return, to buy the medicine that could have saved you, which wasn’t covered by your insurance company, because guess what? You don’t have an insurance company!
Just go freakin’ Vote will ya??????? You must be in line by 7pm. Let’s go.
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Just Showing Another Libra Love!!
Oct 26 2008 1:02 AM
You Think These Songs Is Too Much Respect 4 Women?
Or Should I Keep It Freaky?
Oct 3 2008 6:06 PM
Oct 3 2008 6:08 PM
EC4Y ENTERTAINMENT
Oct 3 2008 6:07 PM
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Sep 26 2008 5:00 PM
Sep 20 2008 1:26 PM
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Sep 11 2008 9:10 AM
BLOOD LINE MIXTAPE COMING SOON!!!!
Sep 17 2008 12:36 PM
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HUSTLE TO BALL!!!!
Sep 17 2008 4:25 AM
THX HAVE A NICE DAY
Sep 20 2008 2:40 PM
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Nov 4 2008 11:41 PM
Chinese will be our first language.
(there’s like….50,000 letters in their alphabet, good luck)
Mexico will put up a wall to keep all of us out.(How ironic)
American cars will be made in Korea.(uh-oooooh)
You will loose all of your teeth.(don’t ask me why)
Credit cards will only be used as bookmarks.(Assuming the library can still afford to stock them)
You will alternate between chicken and seafood Ramen Soups for dinner.(if you’re livin’ it up)
You will have to learn how to sow your own clothes.(Daaaaaamn)
You will loose all of your teeth.(I’m not kidding)
The second use of Malls, will become it’s only use, elderly excersise tracks. (Millions of displaced teenagers)
You may have to offer your first born to Exxon for gas.How much do you love ‘em?(It may be a good deal)
Tap water will be taxed per gallon.(hey it costs money for the government to make it rain)
Then you will die, by your mailbox, waiting for your tax return, to buy the medicine that could have saved you, which wasn’t covered by your insurance company, because guess what? You don’t have an insurance company!
Just go freakin’ Vote will ya??????? You must be in line by 7pm. Let’s go.
J
Nov 5 2008 2:50 AM
Nov 5 2008 5:27 AM
Nov 5 2008 3:47 PM