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^♥^ Shonna 's Interests
General
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. “You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?'” she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, “I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.”
Music
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"... I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play ..." - Ozzy Osbourne
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On saving the lives of teens everywhere: "When people come up to me and say "Fall Out Boy saved my life" my only response is that Fall Out Boy saved my life, too." - Pete Wentz
Movies
How much for the little girl? The women, how much for the women? (“What?”) Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your childrens!
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.
Books
They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be bitter enemies.
Heroes
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
^♥^ Shonna 's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
Galena Park
Body type:
5' 1"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Proud parent
Education:
College graduate
^♥^ Shonna 's Schools
Texas A & M University
College Station, TX
Graduated: N/A
Major: English/Professional Writing
Minor: Biology
Who I'd like to meet: The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in, 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire,' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.
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There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.
I am such a retard! I wished you a Happy Birthday from Fire Drank, then forgot to get on my personal page and say it to you. So , HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SHONNA!!!!!!
Hey chica! How you been? Last time we talked I didn't have many details. Just wanted to let you know that I'm due March 22nd and won't be finding out the sex til birth!! Crazy, I know but B & I feel that this is a surprise of a lifetime. And we CANNOT wait! How have you been???
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.
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