What up dudes, Joey here, just tellin you that im totally siked for this weekend and hopin we'll be able to continue are gigin together. You guys rock!!
Invites you to join in the movement. Where stories are told songs are sung and free speech is upheld. Because if we're not careful. Government midgets with guns will come. That ain't a joke. That shits real. Don't look a me like i'm wierd. Did you know it's illegal to look at a moose from a plane in Alaska? Why are you still reading this? Don't you have better things to do? Seriously check our shit out. We've broken records on the use of "Fuck". No joke Harrisville New York. Broke the record. Why are you still reading this shit?
Hippy Tim
Remember tell your friends about us. Cause it's kinda hard to take over the world if nobody knows you're doing it. WORLD DOMINATION! FREE BEER AND WEED! That's right Eclectic free beer and weed. See that I used your name because it seems more personal. But I probably don't really know your name. It's just a program. I'd like to know your name so you should write to us like normal people. I can't just live up to your esp expectations. Where did I get the program you ask. Why are you asking so many questions I ask. You keep talking like this and the FBI are gonna be all over me like George Bush on a McDonalds bouncy ball pit.
