Are you OK? Please forgive me. I've been remiss in my duties. Oh, by the way, I am Kave-In and this is The Wiggle Room. I've been away, working my day job as punk rock paddle boat driver, but I'm back, and babies, I've got the goods. In this, possibly the greatest episode of The Room ever, you will find the following glorious gems; please be careful, this stuff is not for the weak of wiggle...
Come See Me by The Pretty Things Give It Up by Lee Dorsey Hot Buttered Buns by What's Happening Moon Dawg by The Gamblers Love Is Strange by Mickey & Sylvia Do The Cissy by Albert Collins Passport To The Future by Jean Jacques Perrey Two Is A Couple by Ike & Tina Turner Crazy Horses by The Osmonds
Who, me? Why yes, I am Kave-In. I am, as always, your humble servant. And yes, this is The Wiggle Room. You read the map correctly. Congratulations. You have both an impeccable sense of taste AND direction. Please, have some hors d'oeuvres. I recommend the toe jam on toast. The fine musical selections that I've prepared for you tonight are as follows...
I Smell A Rat by Rudy Robinson & The Hungry Men Police On My Back by The Equals Don't Laugh At Me by Howlin' Wolf What's A Matter Baby (Is It Hurting You) by Timi Yuro The Fife Piper by The Dynatones Take It Off by The Genteels Crazy Feelin' by Robb Fortune Shout by Lemming
Soul Garage Punk Funk New Wave Bubblegum Psych French Pop Girl Group and so on...and so on...and so on...
Whatever strikes my fancy, as long as it's on a 7" vinyl disc... Kave-In brings you these fine musical selections this evening...
Get Down by Harvey Scales & The 7 Sounds Gadget Suspect by Les Sunlights Big Brother by The Lollipops Oblighetto by Brother Jack McDuff Play With Fire by Barbara & Ernie Straighten Up And Fly Right by The Kidds The Headshrinker by Johnnie Mae Matthews Silly Savage by The Golden Toadstools
These fine sides will be available on my podcast page for download until the next episode is posted.