Eddie Crossbones
Scotch, bartender, please.

Male
101 years old

United States



Last Login: 6/27/2009
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    Eddie Crossbones's Interests
General

Evil must be punished, and uh, you know, so forth, etcetera.

Music

Little Tibia and the Fibulas, of course.

Movies

I like those Kurt Russell Disney movies. I don't know why.

Television

Mad Monster Party.

Books

LUCY HELL COMIC BOOK AVAILABLE NOW!
MYSTERY ISLAND: http://mysteryisland.net
Heroes

Alcoholman, Captain Menudo, El Secreto y Bloody Maria, Mr. Twisted & Rubber Doll, Pig-Man, Public Clown No. 1, and of course--Lucy Hell the Devilgirl.


     Eddie Crossbones's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio



Eddie Crossbones is The Living Skeleton!
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Well, you've all heard of cursed skeletons, yadda-yadda, but seriously folks--the legends began with a little fella named Eddie Crossbones, the most notorious and feared of the American pirates.

Well, I got in a little trouble with a wicked female back in the buccaneer days, and badda-boom: Living Skeleton.

In order to pay my debt to society, so to speak, I work for a little organization known as The Secret Society.

I hope one day to reverse my negative karma and get a good night’s sleep.

By the way, I was personally responsible for tapping “Alcoholman” into the Society, and truth be told, I had my eye-sockets on Lucy Hell first, before that punk came along.

Who I'd like to meet:


Chicks that dig skeleton guys.


   Eddie Crossbones's Friend Space (Top 24)
Eddie Crossbones has 164 friends.
 Lucy Hell, Devilgirl 


 ALCOHOLMAN 


 MJ-13 


 Hourglass 


 PIG-MAN 


 THE SECRET SOCIETY 


 American Strip 


 MYSTERY ISLAND 


 APOLLO ROBOT 


 MYSTERY ISLAND MUSIC 


 THE BLACK HORNET 


 CAPTAIN MENUDO 


 DEVILZILLA! 


 BLACK SHARK PRESS 


 GHOST of ELVIS 


 SADISTIK! The Diabolikal Super Kriminal 


 Puppet Show Asylum 


 The Cramps 


 Gumby 


 Dick Dale 


 Mad Monster Party? 


 Pulp Poetry 


 Dr. Atlantis 


 Tibia & the Fibulas 





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The Human Water Balloon





May 20 2009 6:01 PM

THANX FOR THE ADD!

Click on the image to see more from the All-Protoplasman Color Cavalcade!

And see some cool Proto T-Shirts HERE!

Hasslein Books (hassleinbooks.com)





May 20 2009 9:15 PM

Thanks for the add!

 

Sincerely,

Rich Handley, Author

Timeline of the Planet of the Apes:

The Definitive Chronology

 

Hasslein Books

http://www.hassleinbooks.com

Instant Agony





Jun 11 2009 12:49 PM

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DIEVOTION





May 10 2009 7:06 PM

Thanks for rockin..our myspace !

Dievotion
SADISTIK! The Diabolikal Super Kriminal





Apr 23 2009 4:11 PM

I like your fashion sense!

Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock





Mar 8 2009 7:04 AM

Everyone celebrates St. Patrick's Day in their own way.


Finnegan was an upperclassman who tormented James T. Kirk during his time at Starfleet Academy.

Finnegan taunts Kirk, "You're a stupid under classman. I've got the edge. I'm still 20 years old.Look at you. You're an old man.
"


Finnegan wins the first round of the fight that he starts with Captain Kirk.

Finnegan gloats, "Sleep sweet,Jimmy boy. Sleep as long as you like. Sleep forever,Jim baby. Forever and forever.
"


Kirk finally has enough and he chases down Finnegan and wins the fight.



Spock inquires, "Did you enjoy it, Captain?"
Kirk reflects, "Yes, I enjoyed it. After all these years...I did enjoy it.

The one thing I wanted to do was to beat the tar out of Finnegan.
"


Live long and prosper!
CAPT Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour @ www. ussendeavour. net
Starbase 06 CO @ sb06. starfleet-command. com
Starfleet Command Q1 Deputy Chief Of Public Affairs @ www. starfleet-command. com
Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock





Feb 15 2009 1:31 PM

Please tell all of your friends to vote for me at the esurance Biggest Trekkie contest @

http://www. esurance. com/welcome/landing/startrek/welcome. aspx

My video is listed as: Star Trek is my...
Gary B.

It starts with me in a yellow Star Trek TOS uniform shaking hands with Danny Bonaduce.

To vote: just go to the top of my video and it reads: Rate video ^^^^^ (click on the 5th delta shield and it will come up "SUPERB"



That's me Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock, Chekov,Sulu,Captain Kirk,Uhura,Scotty and Spock 2004 LA.



That's me, Captain Gary Barclay Starbase 06 CO accepting Starbase of the year award from Fleet Admiral Andy Sams.



Live long and prosper!
CAPT Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour @ www. ussendeavour. net
Starbase 06 CO @ sb06. starfleet-command. com
Starfleet Command Q1 Deputy Chief Of Public Affairs @ www. starfleet-command. com
SUPERMAN / KAL-EL





Feb 18 2009 5:04 PM


HELLO MY FRIEND =]

GO TO BCOMMENTED.COM


HAVE A NICE DAY!!
SUPERMAN / KAL-EL





Nov 15 2008 1:27 AM

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Mademoiselle Raspberry Rose





Nov 15 2008 2:15 AM


Thank you!
Rose XOXO
Mademoiselle Raspberry Rose





Dec 5 2008 5:58 AM



Can I be your CHERRY girl?
Pretty please with a cherry on top!
Please vote for Miss Cherry 2009...
Details listed on my profile.
Rose XOXO
Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock





Dec 8 2008 8:14 AM

Back row: Nana Visitor "Major/Colonel Kira Nerys Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, me "Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock", Star Trek club "Starfleet Command" Chief of Information Technologies Admiral Mark Williams (a.k.a.) Admiral Kirk & Rene Auberjonois "Odo chief of security Star Trek: DS9. Front row: ADM Stacy Mulder, Chief of Membership Services, SFC & ADM Roy Jackson, Deputy Fleet Commander Starfleet Command, Q1



Greetings and salutations,

My best friend Mark Williams (a.k.a.) Admiral Kirk needs your vote to win a Star Trek: TOS Captain's Chair in the final round of the Roddenberry. com's 2008 Member of the Year contest. Mark and I "Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock" are best known for our "Kirk And Spock" shows that we put on at conventions. The 2008 STARBASE INDY convention on Thanksgiving weekend featured us as part of their main entertainment. We had performed "Spock's Brain". I hope that we can get the video of our performance on YouTube in the near future.
Another great reason to vote for Mark is that I only live a few miles from his house! After all, I have been and always shall be his friend.

http://www. roddenberry. com/motyr1. php


Live long and prosper!
CAPT Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour @ www. ussendeavour. net
Starbase 06 CO @ sb06. starfleet-command. com
Starfleet Command Q1 Deputy Chief Of Public Affairs @ www. starfleet-command. com
Sardus71





Nov 3 2008 6:43 AM

Lucy Hell, Devilgirl





Aug 23 2008 7:09 AM


Hey Eddie, Wanna play?
ferretrax





May 29 2008 8:55 PM

Comin' ta getcha!

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Gary (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock





May 5 2008 6:40 AM

Everyone needs a hug now and then.

Star Trek

Live long and prosper!
CDR Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour &
First Officer Starbase 06
Freddie T. Squirrel


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Nov 13 2007 9:05 PM

Welcome and Thanks!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
kim amber





Nov 29 2007 2:51 AM

The League of Extraordinary My Spacers





Oct 29 2007 1:49 AM

Congrats on your top 40 spot, Eddie.
The Gay Monsters





Oct 31 2007 8:06 PM


I hope your Halloween is full of ghoulish gaiety!
hugz & curses,
Andy & The Gay Monsters



SUPER PREACHERS





Nov 1 2007 10:34 AM




DEVIL'S DILEMMA
New Song Online feat Bernd Pflaum (the AUDIENCE)

The Jargon





Oct 22 2007 6:47 PM

What better way to impress that indie kid with the glasses and tattoos? Let them catch you reading a book.

DOLLHOUSE by Mike Boyle

“A drunken, doped-up, punked-out fingerfuck of a thrill ride.”
--Skip Williamson (Abbie Hoffman / R. Crumb collaborator, former Playboy art director)
kim amber





Sep 14 2007 2:15 AM

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BLACK SHARK PRESS





Aug 22 2007 1:05 AM



Eddie ... report to Room 13.

kim amber





Aug 7 2007 6:28 PM

awesome myspace layouts
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