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Eddie Cruz
eddie cruz

		"Laughter is a part of human bevavior regulated by the brain.It helps humans clarify their intentions in social interaction and provides an emotional context to our conversations.....so laugh suckahs!!!" Male 99 years old HOUSTON, Texas United States Last Login: 7/14/2009

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Name:	eddie cruz
Birthd ay:	oce 14th '73
Birthplace:	my mom's womb
Current Location:	h-Town
Eye Color:	brown and red
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	bushwick bill 'ish
Right Handed or Left Handed:	depends on what i'm doing
Your Heritage:	geico caveman (i'll take the roast duck w/mango salsa)
The Shoes You Wore Today:	chanclas with beads on them( hey they're comfy)
Your Weakness:	8 tequila sunrises on an empty stomach
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Your Perfect Pizza:	pepperoni with nalgas
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	get pregnant
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	cya fockers
Thoughts First Waking Up:	and where were you last night when i needed u?
Your Best Physical Feature:	my taint
Your Bedtime:	right after i'm finished
Your Most Missed Memory:	junior high one act play contests
Pepsi or Coke:	dr skipper
MacDonalds or Burger King:	king of course
Single or Group Dates:	swinger sessions
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	ice cube
Chocolate or Vanilla:	swirl at jason's deli
Cappuccino or Coffee:	you mean starbucks or folders? folders
Do you Smoke:	uh....what?
Do you Swear:	fuck no
Do you Sing:	always
Do you Shower Daily:	yes sometimes 3 times a week
Have you Been in Love:	no, i'm married now.
Do you want to go to College:	no.do you know how much binders are now?
Do you want to get Married:	no i'm married now part II
Do you belive in yourself:	i believe i can fly and pee on people
Do you think you are Attractive:	only to the mutants on table 9
Are you a Health Freak:	yes, i eat vienna sausages before 7 pm
Do you get along with your Parents:	yes they are really nice guys
Do you like Thunderstorms:	only when i rip a real good one
Do you play an Instrument:	my piece(i've been a pro since 12)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	rubbing or regular?
In the past month have you Smoked:	no. i'm broke right now.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no i'm broke right now part II
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	are you following me or something?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no. i don't like asian girls.
In the past month have you been on Stage:	of course i'ma fucking star!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no .the water's too cold.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	yes.enfamil.do you know how much that shyt is?
Ever been Drunk:	my lawyer says to plea the 5th.
Ever been called a Tease:	no. i'm real easy.
Ever been Beaten up:	yes .my mom is catholic
Ever Shoplifted:	yes christmas time '83. thriller album
How do you want to Die:	in my sleep after my wet dream
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	7 inches
What country would you most like to Visit:	arkansas
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Eddie Cruz's Details

Status:	In a Relationship
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	h-town
Body type:	5' 7" / Body builder
Ethnicity:	Latino / Hispanic
Religion:	Catholic
Zodiac Sign:	Libra
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	Grad / professional school
Occupation:	COMEDIAN
Income:	$60,000 to $75,000

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GC	Jul 14 2009 4:51 PM thinking small,Doing It BIG July 24
Mc.Loven	Jul 6 2009 6:07 PM Check out my page http://www.doulike.us/photos/6737649.html?b=4&w=46 Let me know if you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/6737649.html?b=4&w=46
Christina	Jul 2 2009 9:33 PM This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Eddie Cruz, I am sending you a 4th of July. Send me a drink back!
chillcitty	Jun 24 2009 5:04 AM hey just passin thru.. come sheck out our friday nights .. its the best show in town.. : ) have a gr8 day.. rob Click HERE For Map!
Mrs. Daywalker	Jun 24 2009 12:53 AM
PECAS	Jun 3 2009 8:07 AM Check out my page http://www.doulike.us/photos/7498792.html?b=4&w=46 Let me know if you like me YES or NO http://www.doulike.us/photos/7498792.html?b=4&w=46
~Caitlin~	Jun 1 2009 3:13 PM Saturday, Jun 6, 2009 White Hot Summer Nights- Tiki Luau Lastrada 322 Westheimer Houston, Texas 77006
chillcitty	May 22 2009 5:37 PM hey Eddie Cruz have a SAFE & Fun Memorial Weekend : ) rob!
Maria (Madre)	May 12 2009 6:40 PM Thanks Eddie for everything...You could have just givin me the card and I would have been very content with that! Take Care and I love you!!!
chillcitty	May 5 2009 6:08 PM hey Eddie Cruz .. passin thru to invite ya to our next event.. its goin to be STUFFED w lots of SPiCeY StuFF .. : ) rob
Maria (Madre)	Apr 21 2009 6:17 PM I hear you're engaged!!! and to the most wonderful, beautiful girl in the world. She must take-up after her Madre!LOL ;) Love Ya!
~Caitlin~	Apr 21 2009 3:42 PM Congrats on your engagement!!!! Hope you two can come out Friday and Saturday!!! Friday, Apr 24, 2009 Pre-Purgatory Mixer Club Coppia 8111 N. Sam Houston Pkwy Ste 300 Houston , Texas 77064 Saturday, Apr 25, 2009 Purgatory- Heaven or Hell Temptation 2628 FM 1960 East Houston, Texas 77073
Maria (Madre)	Apr 15 2009 3:25 PM Eddie, thank you for sharing your family with us! Check out the pics from Easter.
~Caitlin~	Mar 31 2009 3:20 PM Saturday, Apr 25, 2009 Purgatory- Heaven or Hell Temptation 2628 FM 1960 East Houston, Texas 77073
Mrs. Daywalker	Mar 31 2009 12:47 AM
$COOBY	Mar 21 2009 1:13 AM This comment was sent by your friend via the Cheers!! app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here. ------------------------------------------- Hey Eddie Cruz, I am sending you a Corona. Send me a drink back!
Martha	Mar 20 2009 4:23 AM OK, I gotta say, you really surprised me when you came up to me and gave me a hug. That was just awesome, like if you recognized me. But in case you really didn't, I'm the one that keeps bugging you about updating the calendar on your website!! LOL!! Are you gonna do it? Oh, by the way, where is your show in May gonna be at? And you did say May 21st, right? It was great seeing you tonight! (AS ALWAYS)!!
~ FABULOUS MIA ~	Mar 18 2009 9:57 PM I feel so Special. and no not SPECIAL. lol
♦David ♥ Diane♦D-1-N-Only!	Mar 17 2009 10:19 PM Happy st pattys day --- drink up on da mickeys!!
chillcitty	Mar 13 2009 4:29 AM hey Eddie Cruz just wanted to invite ya to the Chill Citty St. Patricks Day Party @ 1400 Bar -TUESDAY! - Click for Map ! & The Best Show in The Barrio - The Original - Laffin w Latinos Comedy Show - Thursday!
~Carolyn~	Feb 24 2009 2:53 AM MySpace Comments at GlitterBell. com MySpace Valentine Comments
♥♥ ♥ Betsy&Albert ♥♥♥	Feb 13 2009 5:04 PM See you guys tomorrow!!
~Caitlin~	Feb 12 2009 3:46 PM It was really nice meeting you last weekend! See you both Saturday!! MyHotComments
Mrs. Daywalker	Feb 10 2009 9:47 PM
chillcitty	Feb 9 2009 2:18 AM hey we*re having a HUGE party @ 6th Street Bar (yes here in the houston heights) .. on Valentines Night .. hope u can make it .. its like love potion #9 BaBy ! : ) rob

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