Running. Jumping. Flying. Falling.

About me:

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." -Mike Tyson



I was born in a small town just outside of Earth called Augusta, GA. Thankfully I was raised in Atlanta, GA. I'm always on the edge of something brilliant. What this means is that I will never find anything that will make me happy. I will never know what it is like to be content. There will forever be something in this world for me to conquer.

I'm great to hang out with but a bad idea when it comes to dating. This is not an opinion, this is science.

Why yes, I am better than you, thanks for asking.

I like to joke around quite a bit. There is not a lot of room in life for scowls and "Boo-hoo! Poor me!"s. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about self pity but only when it's my self pity. I don't need to hear all about all of your problems. Seriously, I'm probably on my way to the food court or something and "Aw, Roger broke up with me! Whaa whaa whaa!" is not my idea of a great night. Fuck off!

Right now I'm looking for a very important component in my life. It's something that that I had for quite some time but due to circumstances beyond my control I lost. My life has become tragic, almost an epic failure. So, if anyone out there knows where my car keys are I'd appreciate if you could tell me where to find them. I have shit to do later.

I also love to be politically active. I work with the local chapters of ACLU, AFL-CIO, Jobs With Justice, Fairness For All Families, Food Not Bombs, YCL, Equality Florida and I work to fight for the rights of homeless people. I participate in a weekly food sharing or two.

"If I were a writer, how I would enjoy being told the novel is dead. How liberating to work in the margins, outside a central perception. You are the ghoul of literature. Lovely." -Don DeLillo, "The Names"

I'm working on going back to school, don't know for what yet. Chances are I'll be deciding this until I give up on wanting to go back to school and I'll get a job shaving poodles for dog shows.

Usually you can find me challenging the capitalist power structure and giving the cops the finger. Then you can find me face down and handcuffed, screaming obscenities and wondering if any of my drunk friends will be able to bail me out later. After a night in jail you can find me not learning my lesson and repeating the same behavior the next day.


'Again I had a visitor, four days into unbroken solitude, a reporter this time, flamboyantly bald and somewhat dwarfish, dressed in sagging khaki, drifts of hair from outlaying parts of his head adorning the frames of his silver tinted glasses, an emblem on the sleeve of his battle jacket- RUNNING DOG NEWS SERVICE.'-"Great Jones Street" by Don DeLillo

I'm not good at a lot of things and that's how I like it. If people don't expect much from you then chances are you'll blow their minds when you finally do something great. I'd like to be good at some things. That would have been a better question to ask. These are the following things I think it would be cool to be good at:

1.Flying my invisible jet.

2.Slug fighting.

3.Ant farms.

4.Sex with other people.

5.Sex by myself.

6.The lottery.

7.Halo

8.Packing Batman's utility belt.

9.Lather, rinse, repeat.

10.Making mojitos.

11.Watching birds.

12.Painting.

13.Singing the Canadian National Anthem.

14.Knitting while driving.

15.Belching.

16.Sword fighting.

17.Roller Skating.

18.Focusing.

19.Chasing the ice cream man.

20.Fighting crime with The Flash.


“It's like when you're in kindergarten, they teach you that thing, like if you catch on fire, you're supposed to 'stop, drop and roll,' and I always thought that was really strange. I guess kids are on fire more in America. I don't really know [what that's all about].” -Sam Endicott of The Bravery

There's nothing remarkable about me physically. I sort of blend into the wall and no one notices me. It's easy to steal from people that way.

I don't really don't know what people notice about me first. Sometimes I wonder why people even like me to begin with. Seriously, I'm kind of a douche bag in real life. Maybe not a douche bag, but I'm certainly not politically correct and that turns the average person off for some reason. Guess it's time for me to stop hanging out with average people.

They also notice that I am a bitingly sarcastic. Some people think that it's a defense mechanism, others take it personally. I think it's just my way of dealing with not being very interesting to myself.


"Confusion hath fucked his masterpiece." -William S. Burroughs


"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"-Royal Tenenbaum.


There's something to be said for the pursuit of happiness. I think in order to get there we have to stop trying to step on each other's throats. Everyone wants to prove who's balls are bigger by holding others back or suggesting that someone isn't worthy of the same basic human rights as the next person because of their social status.

"When?! When's gon' be my time Lord?!" -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

**I enjoy meeting new people, talking about politics, reading, or just hanging out and having a drink or 5!**

"I used to lie without remorse."

**Eventually I'd like to be happy in the place where I am. I'm a fighter. I fight for human rights, to end hunger and poverty and the criminalization of the homeless. I fight for better living wages, better health care, and ultimately changing the perceptions on politics. There is something everyone can do if everyone who has the opportunity to vote does so.**



"I can't be sitting here trying to figure this shit out. Whatever happens happens. I'm 'bout to take my ass to bed.".. - Dionne - "America's Next Top Model"



Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule. - Stephen King

"Be prepared to die for your beliefs, or computer print outs of your beliefs." -Bucky Wunderlick

**There is more to me than just politics. I want to find a balance in my life and I want to own a pair of roller skates.**

"I don't come to parties to be ignored."-Laguna Beach-Season 3

LIVE FAST...

LOVE HARD...

DIE YOUNG...

AND LEAVE A BEAUTIFUL MEMORY!

My Updated U.O. Wish List.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/user/wishlist...

Yeah, it's a bunch of stuff I can't afford and will probably never buy. That's why it's called a wish list right?