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Getting ready to play in the snow. For like 3 minutes until I get cold and run home crying like a sissy girl.Mood: adventurous adventurousPosted at 10:51 PM Dec 19 view more

  • eden

  • 102 / Female
  • n.y., New York, US
  • Last Login: 12/27/2009

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Interests

  • General

    going to the beach, reading underground comics, dancing to 80's music, playing the ukulele, singing, writing, my crazy cats Harlequinn and Delgado, voiding urine, chasing waterfalls ,smoking crack, antique cameos, tattoos, vintage clothes, vintage jewelery, hats with veils, seahorses, music from the 1920's and 30's, serial killers, art and tattoos by sophie crumb, being sarcastic, making fun of people, falling down stairs, clothes, learning from mistakes but making the same ones over and over again just for fun, more clothes, avoiding people who are evil and suck, talking a bunch of shit, compulsively washing my hands, checking for headlice, more clothes, being obsessed with people who have bad plastic surgery, telling people that my boyfriend is actually my dad, menstruating, wearing costumes every day, being addicted to sleeping pills, winning the lottery-preferably the mega millions one. I have a dollar and a dream.
  • Music

    AVAILABLE NOW AT http://www.amazon.com/22Drunken-Barrel-House-Blues-22-String/dp/B002PUPI46/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1253673283&sr=8-3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Photobucket The band I sing and play in has a profile on myspace....The East River String Band so Get thee there now! oh yeah and I like MSR Song Poems, Gourmet Scum, The Zit Remedy/The Zits, The Beach Boys,Black Sabbath, Ween,Tom Jones, Aimee Mann,The Beatles, Nirvana,some punk,some new wave,some 60's garage,Janis Joplin, Air Supply,Styx, Queen,Journey,Skip James, 80's, Garage, Wizard's Beard,East River String Band(some self promotion),Devo,Iron Maiden, The Move, Olivia Newton-John, Powerpuff Girls soundtrack, Butthole Surfers, Parliament, Funkadelic, Rudimentary Peni, Jello Biafra,They Might Be Giants,Jon Brion, Gravediggaz, ELO, Tomorrow, The 13th Floor Elevators, The Standells,The Ventures,Duran Duran, the Go-Go's, Queen, The Alarm, The B52's, A Chorus Line soundtrack, Chicago soundtrack, Cat Stevens, Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young,The Byrds, Donna Summer,Dead Kennedys,The Kinks(old stuff),The Yardbirds, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Bob Dylan, Richard Cheese-Lounge Against the Machine,Violent Femmes, Fiona Apple,TLC, Salt and Pepa,Charles Manson,The Who,Abba,Crass, Chumbawumba,Choking Victim,Leftover Crack,Apples In Stereo,Gwar,Bitches With Problems,Metallica(old),Def Leopard,Guns 'n Roses,XTC, Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack, old Michael Jackson/Jackson Five, music from the 20's and 30's like Memphis Minnie, Ma Rainey, Hattie Hart, Victoria Spivey, The Boswell Sisters, Charley Patton, Skip James, Memphis Jug band,Sam Chatmon, Lucille Bogan, um... The Roulette Sisters, and the list can go on and on...I have a very eclectic taste in music and honestly do like Air Supply and Abba...hey-they wrote damn good pop songs! Leave me alone!
  • Movies

    Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketOff the Charts, The Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb, Night of the Hunter, Secretary, Fire Walk With Me, Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic, Playmate of the Apes, Spiderbabe(john bacchus rules!), Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,Dr. Strangelove, The Pink Panther movies,Young Frankenstein,Normal,Carrie,12 Monkeys, Donnie Darko, Bucket of Blood, Happiness, Freaks, Freeway, The Shining, Amelie, Billy Elliot, The Baby, Blood Freak, American Splendor, anything on the lifetime network involving amnesia, incest, and beatings, Rosemary's Baby, Chuck and Buck, Hair, texas chainsaw massacre(original one), Alien and Aliens, The Thing, Fire in the sky, Monster,The Fisher King,Ghost World,Planet of the Apes, Brazil,Welcome to the Dollhouse,Fear, Anxiety, and Depression,Cabin Fever, The Panic in Needle Park,Polyesther, Pink Flamingos,Frankenhooker,Napoleon Dynamite,Buffalo 66,the X-Men movies,both Spiderman movies(yes I am a NERD!)Lots of documentaries like Paradise Lost parts 1 and 2, Kurt and Courtney,Capturing the Friedmans, The Selling of a Serial Killer, Hell House,Mr. Death,Whole, Just Melvin, um...How come TNT plays The Shawshank Redemption and A Few Good Men like 20 times a day? And why have I watched them hundreds of times?uh....Did you know that Highlander was a documentary shot in real time?
  • Television

    MySpace TrackerStrangers with Candy,Six Feet Under, Oz, Sopranos, Mr. Show,Tom Goes to the Mayor, Strangers with Candy, Crank Yankers, Trigger Happy TV,lifetime channel, E channel,Joan Rivers Fashion Police, public access,Strangers with Candy, discovery channel, American Idol(yeah, I know.), Mystery Science Theatre,Little House on the Prairie, Roseanne, Da Ali G Show, Get a Life, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Brak,Tom Goes to the Mayor,Soap,Brady Bunch,Strangers with Candy,My So-Called Life,Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High in all it's incarnations, Strangers with Candy...Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy, Strangers with Candy,Strangers with Candy. p.s. Strangers with Candy. .. .. .. ..>
  • Books

    Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting Some books and authors:Neil's book of the dead,Greek and Roman mythology, Stephen King, Shirley Jackson fiction, Al franken, true crime, Geek Love, Freaks, House of Stairs, underground comics like Love and Rockets,Sandman, Eightball, Hate, Robert and Aline Crumb, Sophie Crumb, The Biologic Show, and some Batman like the Dark Knight Returns and arkham asylum, any Batman with the Joker and/or Harlequinn, and of course Archie! Why won't Archie make up his goddamn mind already? I mean WHAT THE FUCK?? Why can't he see how nice Betty is? And how mean Veronica is? I have written several thousand letters to the Archie comics publishers and all I got for my efforts was a restraining order. But the joke's on them-hahahaha! I know where they all live!!! DO THEY THINK I CAN BE IGNORED??? .....sob.... okay. I'm okay now.....sniff..... cheesy John Sanford thrillers, cheesier Sidney Sheldon, Clan of the Cave Bear series(especially those tender parts where the wooly mammoths are doing it), Toni Morrison,I'm with the Band, sci-fi like Clifford Simak and Ray Bradbury, The Love You Make, Kurt Vonnegut, Wally Lamb, David Sedaris(he is a genius!),lots of young adult fiction like William Sleator, Paul Zindel, Norma Fox Mazer, Daniel Pinkwater,John Madsen, and Cynthia Voight...(I am writing a young adult novel so if you happen to be a publisher please make me rich...),books about how fucked up George W. Bush is,P.S. Your Cat is Dead,Good Times/Bad Times, Invisible Man,Uncle Tom's Children, some horror novels and short stories especially Richard Matheson,Denis Etchison, Stephen King, Clive Barker, John Saul, Bentley Little, Richard Laymon, some thriller type crap like Jeffrey Deaver and Iris Johannson, Push by Sapphire, The Joys of Motherhood,all Twin Peaks related books like Laura Palmer's diary, but especially Dale Cooper's autobiography,The Woman Warrior,I Know this Much is True,and Wicked is one of the best novels i've read all year..I will stop now because this list is endless...I lied-it just ended.
  • Heroes

    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketDr. Zizmor, the Joker and Harlequinn, Elliot Offen from Howard Stern-(stop saying he is gay!), Memphis Minnie,Todd Solondz, Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris, Larry David, Junior the dog,and whoever invented the little hard things at the end of the shoelaces-they are called AGLETS!!!!!!! And did I mention Al Columbia is god?Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Details

  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: queens, new york
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Breast Inspector
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Schools

  • Cuny Hunter College

    • New York, NY
    • Graduated: 2005
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: English Literature
    • Minor: History
    • Clubs: Sleeping on couch in between classes club.
    2000 to 2005
  • Jamaica Hs

    • Jamaica,New York
    • Graduated: 1990
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Special People's Club
    1986 to 1990

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Status and Mood

  • eden Getting ready to play in the snow. For like 3 minutes until I get cold and run home crying like a sissy girl.
    Mood: adventurous adventurous
    Posted at 10:51 PM Dec 19
  • eden Why Mars Bar, WHY? I hate/love you Mars Bar. Well, I hate you now but i'll love you tomorrow when I come back for more..
    Mood: hungover hungover
    Posted at 6:32 AM Dec 18
  • eden You won't find a better loser..
    Mood: adventurous adventurous
    Posted at 7:58 PM Dec 16
  • eden Hating Aunt Flow. Bah.
    Mood: cranky cranky
    Posted at 3:16 AM Dec 16
  • eden Gettin' crunk.
    Mood: adored adored
    Posted at 7:01 AM Dec 10

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About me:

I am a Jewish American Princess.I throw like a girl, and my head hurts.I get drunk off of one beer, but I would much rather have a screwdriver or an amaretto sour. I have been called funny, crazy,and, uh...crazy. I once had a swell public access show and i became quite famous in a "nobody knows who the hell I am" kind of way.I think people should use the word "vulva" in everyday conversation, like"that sweater you are wearing is so vulva!" see-it works! I enjoyed working in a comic/book store for over a year and refusing to see the "star wars" trilogy. I enjoy writing short horror stories and working on my young adult novel. It is not so much Sweet Valley High like, as it is Paul Zindel like. I like the word like. I am frequently politically incorrect and it is fun. I like to use the word VAGINA. I lived in C Squat for many many years and all the drugs and alcohol I consumed preserved me so I still look like I am 16 years old. I walked dogs for a living last year and boy did I pick up a lot of feces. Dogs void an awful lot of urine too, i've noticed. I play ukulele, and I sing and play ukulele in Eden and John's East River String Band- which covers old timey, hillbilly, country blues music like Memphis Jug Band, Dick Justice, Skip James, Charley Patton, Hokum Boys, Memphis Minnie, Mississippi John Hurt and more! Please come see us play sometime or around the city. If you hate us you can yell rude things and throw stuff(at John that is). I have been through a lot of shit in my life but I'm still an optimistic person. An optimistic person who harbors a burning hatred towards people. If you are backstabbing, manipulative, and a big fat liar, kindly leave me alone. I am trying to get my shit together at the age of 32 so i went to college and got a degree in English Literature. This means I have no job. I really enjoy life and being alive. I kind of just really like myself these days.I also like Ambien. Shit...

Who I'd like to meet:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketI want to meet people who sit in chairs, eat food, and have one big eye in the middle of their face. I want to meet the brilliant composer who wrote the Mr. Softee ice cream Truck theme song.Uh, let me think... Oh yeah- and anyone who wants to give me stuff. And people who won't touch any of my stuff. Also, Amy Sedaris(she can't unfry things), Al Columbia, and ghosts. I shall one day marry Elliot Offen from Howard Stern. He is so not gay! I do not want to meet any stalkers, so please just continue following me from a distance.... Uh, that's about it...okay bye now...it's been swell but the swellings gone down. Oh, and these guys:

Comments

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  • Dec 26 2009 8:19 PM

  • Dec 26 2009 12:12 AM

    I hope your holiday was Grand...
  • Dec 25 2009 2:16 AM

    yule to you and yours - rhsc -bass...nyc ...flute mistess of epic doom metal denmark - altar of oblivion
  • Dec 25 2009 1:23 AM

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  • Big Smith Online Now!

    Dec 24 2009 7:15 PM

    random greetings.
  • Dec 23 2009 6:43 PM

    Hey Slee-din
    Thanks for the dranks , butt otherwise your breath stanks. Luv -it!
    Bye and good looks
  • Dec 22 2009 10:29 PM

    when I come to the city we gonna drink the Bling Bling!
  • AMIEAmie Hartman Online Now!

    Dec 21 2009 9:30 PM

    Hope you have a good week :)
  • Dec 20 2009 10:13 PM

    Happy holidays!


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  • Dec 18 2009 4:19 PM

    check out our Christmas song ;) http://bit.ly/KissOnXmas
  • Dec 16 2009 6:34 PM

    Too much!!! Hee!!! Hee!!!
  • Dec 16 2009 6:18 PM

     Ha!!! Ha!!! Thanks for the Birthday card...you're the best Eden!!!!
  • Dec 16 2009 6:17 PM

    Ha!!! Ha!!! I got it Eden...it is too funny..."I do not know human"...Heh....
  • Dec 16 2009 6:38 AM

    happy new moon - hope all is well with your music.. jazz/metal greetings from nyc -rhsc -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyL-EeoEv8s
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    Dec 16 2009 6:26 AM

    had a bartender last night named Aja. And yes, i asked, she was named after the Steely Dan record. Ohio one, New York zero
  • Dec 11 2009 1:18 AM

    I want pics of how your hair got did done...
  • Dec 5 2009 6:28 PM

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  • Dec 4 2009 7:03 PM

    ..You still have the impostor in your friend's list.
  • Dec 1 2009 7:15 PM

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  • Nov 30 2009 8:38 PM

     THIS IS TOO FUCKING INCREDIBLE EDEN!!! THANK YOU BABE!!!!
  • Nov 29 2009 9:37 PM

    Hey there,

    Here's one from left field...

    Ever wondered what to do in the event of a nuclear threat?

    A while ago I found stuff that inspired me to make this film:

    Living Under the Shadow of the Nuclear Umbrella

    Both artistic (ensure you get the background music!) and educational, it primarily comprises official British government civil defence advice.

    Though source materials are quite aged, much remains relevant today.

    I encourage all to visit the YouTube page to learn more (Show support! Rate! Comment!) and responsibly circulate as widely as possible, here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaIim3Rj7L4

    Help to raise awareness.

    Say have you checked out my web site recently?

    Take care and keep in touch.

    Best,
    Faber.

    "Just a guy trying to make the world a better place."

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  • Nov 25 2009 6:07 PM

    Fake Tom must have killed me like we thought he would...rats!!!!
  • Porno Dave Online Now!

    Nov 24 2009 5:29 AM

    Eden is a cotton picking ninny muggins :)
    But if you land me some lesbians, ill invite you to the wedding...in utah.