my interests may include (but are not limited to): guitar, myself, football, cod4, watching caturday videos, ufc, drinking and running the train.
i am not interested in rap music, 2girls1cup, thin picks or babies. god, i fucking hate babies so much.
TMNT HXC SIDE PROJECT
xTAARGUSx!!!!
Music
some of the more influential bands i listen to: the human abstract, dragonforce, i killed the prom queen, becoming the archetype, the fall of troy, iron maiden, maylene, cellador, btbam, born of osiris, darkest hour, bodom, the agony scene, metallica, parkway drive, thrice, haste the day, florida chainsaw, ryan atkins :), classic rock(namely GNR, zepp, and lynyrd skynyrd), as blood runs black, all that remains, iron fucking maiden and xtaargusx.
Movies
team america: world police, happy gilmore, ferris bueller's day off, lock, stock and two smoking barrels, blow, the devil's rejects, OFFICE SPACE, any decent quality girl on girl porn, the exorcist, child's play 1-3, all of the rambo movies, requiem for a dream, cky2k, the other cky movies but not as much as 2, GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS, and step brothers.
Television
i watch football and hockey, the history channel, the discovery channel, south park, hbo porn and documentaries showing explicit gore/nudity, fuse, scrubs, the ultimate fighter, aquateen, tim and eric awesome show, and metalocalypse.
Books
school texts, the anarchist cookbook, porno, aids isn't funny when it happens to you, catcher in the rye, mein kampf, guitar magazines and theory books, game informer.
Heroes
my dad, herman lee, baybuh, master chief, tsubo-chi, master shake, allan fisher, skwisgar, cliff burton, satan, arnold schwarzenegger, my awesome little brother robert, michealangelo biato, squirrels, unforgivable.... and of course... most of all... each and every one of you <3
About me: my name is eddie and i play guitar for THE FLORIDA CHAINSAW EXTRAVAGANZA. i rule... hard. i think everybody is pretty trite these days. also gay.
aim = myfriendeddie
four sins past sainthood, it's like I'm dying to forget.
all the sleepless nights, lying perfectly alone and still.
i can drink 'till victory, i'll drink to the mighty.
drink until I die, or at least until the sunrise.
when honesty, as popular as a plague,
comes to remind me, the dead's winning the race with me.
going nowhere right down the street, a prostitute is selling the closest thing to love
that this country has to offer.
and alachua still sleeps tonight.
so we fought for the republic while the catholic sun filled every eye. from the Atlantic to the pacific ocean
Victory
i drank to the mighty.
we died for oil. we died for borders.
killed for democracy.
still believed every platform.
can you handle the death?
accept what we create together?
i still know every politician is a fucking monster.
culture kills bureaucrats and all other undesireables.
history said we died for freedom,
but today no justice was served.
and america still sleeps tonight.
and I hope it doesn't wake up tomorrow.
so we boasted that we were champions,
each country singing it's own praise.
like a rock thrown into the ocean,
humanity was rising to the top.
two world wars later, countless military interventions,
we erect monuments to history and give apologies to the dead.
all that was fought for the living is quickly forgotten.
we don't remember the dates.
we don't remember the reasons.
we have no idea what's going on.
building histories of western corporations.
it doesn't even turn my stomach
to see the pictures of atrocities anymore.
going numb in the new order of the new century.
and alachua still sleeps tonight,
and america still sleeps tonight,
and the world still sleeps tonight.
Who I'd like to meet: people who like good music, girls that are good looking, the btk killer, followers of satan, anybody who wants to let me ride their street bike, the creator of the robosapien, joe rogan, alter boys, girls that are good looking, floyd rose, the ghost of cliff burton, chinese kids, the ex-drummer from the black dahlia murder, the cast of hey dude, the team of geniuses that wrote the samurai pizza cats, serial killers, tom cruise, rich girls, and dragon force (again)
I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN - SHARKS IN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH
my sweet metal cats
LMAO UNFORGIVABLE "Master Chief Sucks at Halo" - so f'ing funny
Hey cuz... so when (after Tuesday) are you available to come to our new house to help us hang fans and lights?? We'll buy you dinner or something :) Love you! :) Let me know please...